Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

"Xu Damao, my buddy doesn't need your concern, you should just take care of yourself."

"Learn projection technology from your father and find a job."

"Don't spend your days doing nothing."

Sha Zhu didn't believe Xu Damao's words at all.

Are you, Xu Damao, so kind?

"A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart."

Probably because Sha Zhu had touched a sore spot, Xu Damao said something and stopped paying attention to Sha Zhu, and turned to chat with Cai Quanwu.

"Uncle Cai, I heard that the deaf old lady fell very badly?"

Xu Damao and his son just came back in the afternoon and didn’t understand much about the situation. They also didn’t know much about the old lady’s current condition.

Xu Damao's mother knew that the deaf old lady fell and was sent to the hospital, but the rest of the information was hearsay, and she herself was not sure whether it was true or not.

The women themselves were not sure of what they said.

"Well, it was indeed a serious fall. I can only stay in bed from now on."

Cai Quanwu gave Xu Damao a positive answer.

"This old lady is so unlucky." Xu Damao had the same feeling.

After expressing his feelings, he seemed to remember something and turned to look for Sha Zhu again.

"By the way, Shazhu, I heard that the old lady fell down because she ate the fish you sent her. Is that true?"

"Xu Damao, don't mind your own business. What does it have to do with you?"

When Sha Zhu heard Xu Damao's question, he immediately got angry.

He was very depressed. If the news continued like this, he would probably be the one who pushed the old lady down.

"Silly Zhu, why are you so angry? I just heard it from someone, so I came to ask."

Seeing that Sha Zhu was getting angry, Xu Damao quickly explained.

He was really afraid that Sha Zhu would beat him up a few times.

Cai Quanwu listened to the conversation between Sha Zhu and Xu Damao without interrupting.

However, Cai Quanwu was not idle either, his eyes were busy scanning around.

After taking a look, Cai Quanwu discovered many interesting things.

The seat where Yi Zhonghai used to sit at the square table is now occupied by the second uncle.

It seems that the second uncle has been coveting this position for a long time.

At the first meeting after Yi Zhonghai entered, he couldn't wait to sit in that seat.

The second uncle is sitting in that position now, looking very proud and smiling.

I saw the second uncle sitting in his seat, smiling and chatting with the third uncle sitting next to him from time to time, looking like a real leader.

The other people in the courtyard were also clearly divided into small groups.

For example, the first aunt, the second aunt, and the third aunt sat together.

Most of them were like the second and third uncles, chatting with each other in private.

There is also the Jia family, who are a group of their own and few people want to bother with them.

Now the whole yard is as noisy as a vegetable market.

Just as Cai Quanwu was looking around, Xu Fugui and his wife came over.

"Uncle Zhuzi."

Xu Fugui walked over and greeted Cai Quanwu.

"Brother Xu, calling me Uncle Zhuzi is too unfamiliar. You are older than me, so you can call me Lao Cai or Quanwu from now on."

"I'll call you Lao Xu from now on."

When Cai Quanwu talked about Lao Xu, he couldn't help but think of the famous line, "You want a wife but not a wife."

"Okay, then I'll call you Lao Cai." Xu Fugui pushed Xu Damao aside, sat down and said.

Xu Fugui sat down, took out a cigarette from his pocket, handed it to Cai Quanwu, and they both lit up and started smoking.

Xu Damao was sitting aside. Seeing that Xu Fugui did not give him the cigarette, he glanced at Xu Fugui, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit one for himself.

Seeing this, Xu Fugui glared at Xu Damao fiercely and cursed: "You bastard, you don't learn from the good things."

When Sha Zhu heard Xu Damao being scolded, he felt very comfortable and laughed happily.

When Xu Damao saw Sha Zhu's smile, he glared at him and felt extremely depressed. He felt worse than if he had eaten a fly.

Probably because most people had arrived, the second uncle at the square table ended his private chat with the third uncle, stood up from the main seat, cleared his throat, and said to the crowd below with high spirits:

"Everyone please be quiet."

"Before the street and neighborhood committee staff arrive, let me say a few words."

The people at that time had impeccable discipline. After hearing what the second uncle said, they immediately quieted down.

Everyone stopped talking to each other.

Seeing that everyone had quieted down, the second uncle was very satisfied, which showed that everyone still respected him.

"I'm sure everyone has told about this old lady."

"What I want to say here is that everyone should be careful when eating fish in the future."

"The reason why the old lady fell down was because she ate the fish that Sha Zhu gave her. A fish bone got stuck in her throat and she fell down accidentally."

"We should learn from this and eat less fish and more meat."

As soon as the second uncle finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Hahaha."

Originally, when the second uncle was talking about Sha Zhu delivering the fish, Xu Damao winked at Sha Zhu. Sha Zhu almost couldn't help it and was about to come out and say something to the second uncle.

Unexpectedly, the second uncle's next sentence made everyone laugh.

Sha Zhu followed behind everyone and laughed secretly, suppressing the idea of ​​​​rebuking the Second Uncle.

After everyone finished laughing, someone started to make a fuss.

"Second uncle, we would like to eat more meat, but unfortunately we can't afford it."

"Uncle, I'm not afraid of getting stuck by fish bones. If you have fish you don't want to eat, you can send it to my house."

When the second uncle heard these people's booing, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, replaced by a serious expression and said:

"We're in a meeting, why are you making such a fuss? You have no ideological awareness at all."

"I'm uneducated. I was just using a metaphor, you know?"

"If you can't afford meat, you can eat eggs like I do, and you don't have to worry about getting fish bones stuck in your throat."

When everyone heard the second uncle talking about how he ate eggs himself, they immediately booed.

Your second uncle eats eggs with wine, that's because you have the qualifications. There are few people in the courtyard who can compare with you.

When Cai Quanwu and the others heard what the second uncle said, they couldn't help but laugh.

Sha Zhu had long been unhappy that Second Master had called his name, and he complained to Cai Quanwu and the others: "He is indeed a fool."

When Xu Damao heard Sha Zhu's complaints, he smiled and nodded in agreement.

"Silly Zhu, there's nothing wrong with what you said."

The third uncle saw that the situation was getting out of control and stood up to clean up the mess for the second uncle.

"Okay, everyone, be quiet."

"What the Second Uncle said just now may not be very accurate, and it may have caused misunderstandings. Let me explain it to you."

"The second uncle just said that everyone should be careful when eating fish, especially the elderly and children, who are more likely to get choked when eating fish."

"Also, when eating fish, try to buy fish with fewer bones to reduce the chance of getting stuck by fish bones."

After the third uncle cleaned up the second uncle's ass, he didn't want to bother with this idiot anymore and thought about running away first, so he said to the second uncle:

"It's about time. The people from the street and neighborhood committee should be here soon. I'll go out and greet them."

When the second uncle heard what the third uncle said, he immediately became wary of the third uncle.

You go to greet the leader? Then what should I, the second uncle, do?

The second uncle's brain was working very quickly at this time, and his NPU was running at high speed. He immediately figured out what the third uncle wanted to do.

You are so good, Yan Bugui, you actually want to steal the limelight from your uncle in front of the leader.

What do you want to do?

Is he eyeing the position of his second uncle?

Want to usurp the throne?

The second uncle thought to himself that he must not let the third uncle go to greet the leader.

How could it be his turn to show up for such a prominent event?

No matter what, it is him, the second uncle, who should come forward.

"Old Yan, how about I go and greet the leader, and you stay here and give us a talk."

The third uncle naturally had no idea what the second uncle was thinking. When he heard this, he thought it was a good idea and agreed immediately.

"Okay, then Old Liu, you go to the gate to greet them."

Seeing that the third uncle agreed, the second uncle was very proud, thinking that he had seen through the third uncle's conspiracy and forced the third uncle to give in.

"Well, I'm going to go greet the leader. You all should behave yourself."

Before leaving, the second uncle made some requests to everyone.

As soon as the second uncle left, discussions broke out one after another.

"Lao Cai, what's going on? What leader is coming over?"

Xu Fugui was very confused, he originally thought it was just a meeting in the hospital.