I take a little action, that's the limit

The "female thief" who came in was actually Han Xiaolin!

How could it be her? Shouldn't she be at Su Mumu's house? Wait, I knocked my head hard. It seems that from the beginning to now, Han Xiaolin went to Su Mumu's house just because of my wishful thinking. So, if she didn't go to Su Mumu's house, where did she go?

In an instant, three options flashed in my mind.

a: Han Xiaolin came back a long time ago. Her chest felt tight in the middle of the night and she went outside to breathe;

b: Han Xiaolin lived at Su Mumu’s house, and she suddenly ran back because she had a conflict with Su Mumu while fighting for the quilt in her sleep;

c: Han Xiaolin didn't go to Su Mumu's house at all. She went out to steal someone.

I first rejected option a. Han Xiaolin should come directly to me for chest pain. I am an old Western gynecologist who specializes in treating various chest diseases. And option b doesn't seem very reliable. With Su Mumu's small physique, can she win over my wife? As for option c, it makes even more sense. Why? Let’s not talk about the conservative character of Han Xiaolin. Judging from her appearance alone, the possibility is negative. How could Han Xiaolin leave Shanghai’s Daniel Wu alone to tease those ruined flowers and willows outside? That’s not Are you doing yourself a disservice?

If none of these three options were available, then what did she do? It's impossible to get up in the middle of the night and go outside to bask in the sun, right?

I watched Han Xiaolin kick off her shoes, turn around and sneak into the house. After the door of her house was completely closed, I tiptoed to the door, carried her shoes back to my house, and gently locked the room. Brother, I have to learn from Sherlock Holmes and judge where Han Xiaolin has gone from the dirt on her shoes.

I turned on the flashlight function of my phone and took a photo of the shoes. What made me depressed was that the soles were a bit clean. Not to mention the dirt, there was no dust at all. If I hadn't seen her coming in wearing shoes, I would have thought I suspect these shoes are newly painted.

How could it not give me any clues? At this time, I remembered what Holmes once said:

“When all else fails, perhaps the truth lies in the seemingly inconspicuous.”

I reluctantly picked up the shoe and sniffed it in front of my nose. If others saw my current scene, they would definitely think that I was an old pervert, but in order to solve the mystery of Han Xiaolin's absence all night, I couldn't care less.

"Huh?" I frowned because I smelled a special smell - fishy smell.

The faint smell of blood seemed to be there or not, but with my keen sense of smell, I could definitely smell it.

A terrible thought appeared in my mind, and I shook my head vigorously. Han Xiaolin would not do such a heartless thing, absolutely not!

I tried to convince myself, but I couldn't think of anything else but the idea in my head.

I lay stretched out on the bed, staring at the ceiling, insomnia for the first time...

At six o'clock in the morning, the alarm on the mobile phone rang on time: "Wash, wash, wash, wash. If you take mine, give it back to me. If you eat mine, spit it out..."

I took a photo of it on my phone and it immediately stopped barking. Maybe because I have been following me for a long time, my mobile phone has become a psychic. It has a characteristic that every time you hit it when it is noisy, it will become quiet. I once made a bet with Lin Yun because of this special characteristic of it. Won him a hundred dollars.

Later, I took it to a place where my phone was repaired. The repairman told me that one of the wires near the speaker of the phone was not making good contact. He asked me if I needed to fix it. I thought it would be boring to fix it, so I didn’t fix it. It’s always been like this. After using it, it is usually obedient. As long as you pat it, it will stop barking. Who knows, today it seemed to have taken the wrong medicine. After only two minutes, it started making noises like it was joyful.

Damn it, I haven't slept yet, why are you making such a fuss?

I patted it again, and it was fine this time. It directly produced a shutdown ringing sound. Damn it, it seems it won’t work without repair.

About ten minutes later, there was the sound of the door opening and closing outside, followed by the sound of Han Xiaolin's footsteps. She should have gone to the bathroom to wash up. And I continued to stretch out on the bed. When I thought about what Han Xiaolin did last night, I felt so chilled that I had no intention of going to school.

"Why are you holding my shoes?" I don't know how long it took, but the door of my house was opened. Han Xiaolin stood at the door and looked at me in confusion.

"I suddenly missed you when I woke up at night, but your husband is a gentleman, how could he harass you, so I took him as you." I touched my shoes twice and looked at Han Xiaolin affectionately: "...Daughter-in-law, you Don’t blame me.”

She immediately blushed at me, as if she was afraid of what I would do to her, and waved to me: "If you want to hug you, just hug me. Anyway, I still have a lot of shoes."

She turned around and left very calmly, but I keenly noticed that as soon as she disappeared from my sight, she ran away and ran back to the house. She closed the door with a bang. I guess the sisters went back to the house to have fun secretly. Come on.

She was happy, but my heart was very blocked. After so many things, I was already sure of Han Xiaolin's feelings for me, but even if she cared about me, she couldn't do that kind of thing, right?

On the way to school, I basically forced a smile because I was annoyed when I thought about what Han Xiaolin did, but I couldn't have an attack. After all, this was just my guess. If my guess was false, and I said If you come out, doesn't that mean it breaks Han Xiaolin's heart?

No, I have to fix my phone quickly and call Big Dog to make sure.

But Han Xiaolin didn't know what happened today. She kept holding my hand tightly and walked into the classroom without avoiding suspicion at all. You know, this kind of thing is impossible in normal times. In Han Xiaolin's words, she likes to be sneaky. It was an underground love affair, that would be exciting, so except for my younger brother and a few girls Su Mumu, almost no one in the class knew about it.

Fortunately, during class, Han Xiaolin was still sitting at the northernmost position against the wall. As soon as I saw that the time was right, I wanted to run away and go fix my phone, but when I turned around, I found myself sitting on top of a ball of crispy softness. With a cry of tenderness, Weng Meiqi sat crookedly on the ground with a flushed face.

As she shouted, many people's eyes focused on us, including Han Xiaolin. But what was puzzling was that she only glanced at Weng Meiqi and then turned back to listen to the lecture.

"Erbao, are you okay?" I asked.

"It's okay, it's just that my chest hurts after being hit by you." Weng Meiqi rubbed her plump breasts without hesitation, which made me feel distraught. I also rubbed my head. No wonder it was so soft. It turned out to be " Weapons of Mass Destruction”.

Bah, what are you thinking about? I put aside my shameless thoughts and asked her seriously: "That's not what I meant. Did a woman attack you last night?"

"Woman? No, Brother Big Dog sent me back to school with a security guard. How could any woman dare to attack me?" Weng Meiqi said.

Looking at Han Xiaolin's back, I felt guilty. Had I wronged Han Xiaolin? But in the middle of the night, if she hadn't eavesdropped on my phone call and attacked Weng Meiqi, what would she have done?