I take a little action, that's the limit

I'm not in a hurry to go back to my hometown. I won't be able to help much if I go back now, and I'll have to be scolded by my dad for being unfilial, so I plan to scrape together the yuan first.

Two days have passed, and tens of thousands of my brain cells have died, but I still can't think of a solution. If I can't raise any more money, I'm going to sell my kidney.

No joke, I actually found a buyer on QQ, but I didn’t have an in-depth chat with him. After all, kidneys are a man’s second life. I wouldn’t do that unless I had to.

I used to think that those people were stupid when I saw the news about selling kidneys. Now I know that when a person is desperate for money, he can do anything. Compared with those scum who kill people for money, cheat and cheat, selling kidneys Those people are really good people. At least, they didn't hurt others.

Blessings are unparalleled, but misfortunes never come singly. When I walk around, memorize words and drink cold water, my teeth are clogged. Just when I was so anxious, Han Xiaolin had an attack. Fortunately, it was after evening self-study, and outside the school, I looked around and saw no one. He squirted her with the tip of his tongue and tied her tightly with a red rope. The red rope was so thin that you couldn't see it unless you looked carefully.

After being tied up with the red rope, this girl immediately became obedient. After a while, she closed her eyes and fainted. I picked her up and left.

I have been so anxious these past few days that I actually forgot to give her glutinous rice flour.

When I was walking on the road, I unfortunately met the head teacher, Old Wei. I lied to him and said that Han Xiaolin had drunk too much, so I sent her home.

He seemed to be in a good mood and only said, I don't care about you young people's affairs, but don't delay your studies. After saying that, he blinked at me a few times, with an expression like "I've been through this before, don't let anything happen to me." I thought this was depressing, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be!

The next day is Saturday.

Brother Ma suddenly appeared at my door early in the morning. I don't know how he found me, but he seemed to be recovering well and there was nothing serious.

We were sitting on the doorstep basking in the sun. He threw me a cigarette and said, "Thank you for that day."

"You're welcome, which one of us is following the other?" I lit up the cigarette and said to him, "How about you give me a hundred or eighty thousand to express your gratitude?"

"Go away, you are obsessed with money!" Brother Ma glanced at me contemptuously, as if he was noble.

I was extremely upset and in no mood to joke with him, so I lowered my head and started smoking. Normally I can take seven or eight puffs of a cigarette, but for some reason today, I smoked an entire cigarette in three puffs. Brother Ma saw my sad face and asked me, "Xiao Luo, what's wrong with you?"

"Lack of money." I answered truthfully.

"Fuck, who doesn't need money? I don't need it either." Brother Ma took a puff of cigarette and said angrily.

If the tone of his words had some flavor coming from the mouth of a burly man, wouldn't it sound awkward on him?

Think about it, a guy with sinister eyebrows speaks freely and boldly. Isn’t this scene a bit weird? This is like asking Shi Qian to use Li Kui's character to speak and act, but it doesn't seem to match.

"Do you really need money urgently?" Brother Ma looked at me and asked, tilting his head.

"Well, it's very urgent." I told him about my mother being hospitalized, and he punched me directly: "Are you a brother?! Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Weren't you recovering from your injuries?" I smiled bitterly.

"Mom, is it more important for me to recover from my injuries or for my aunt to see a doctor? I don't know what you ate during the three years of high school." Brother Ma lectured me, but I could tell that he was doing it for my own good.

Of course, I won't tell him that I actually went to high school for five years.

"Take it." Without saying a word, Brother Ma took out a bank card from his wallet and threw it to me: "There is yuan in it, take it and use it."

I immediately felt that Xiao Ma was so handsome. If anyone said he wasn't handsome, I would be angry with him.

"Just pay me back yuan next month." He added.

Damn it, if Chong Ya looks so wretched, she is destined not to get a wife.

We stayed together for a while, and then Han Xiaolin came out with an ugly face. She glanced at me shyly, pursed her lips tightly and wanted to say something, but maybe Brother Ma was there, so she hesitated, what? He left without saying anything.

Looking at Han Xiaolin's appearance, I knew that what appeared was the "cold version of Han Xiaolin". According to my understanding, this should also be Han Xiaolin's true face. As for the weird Han Xiaolin, she should be the product of grafting the soul of life. I call it It is the "gentle version of Han Xiaolin".

Brother Ma's eyes widened, and the cigarette butt almost burned his fingers. He grabbed the corner of my clothes and asked: "Xiao Luo, you are so beautiful. You are both a policewoman and a school beauty. Please teach me the secrets." .”

"Ha..." I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I really wanted to ask Brother Xiao Ma, did you, a Taoist priest, not realize that she was a zombie?

But I am a very respectable person, so I felt happy when he said this, and I suddenly felt excited and casually said: "Women are complex animals. How can I conquer them in one word?" beat!"

"What?" Xiao Ma looked at me eagerly, waiting for the next step.

"Have you ever heard of not having a Fangjiewa for three days?" I said to Brother Ma.

He looked at me with a vague understanding and asked, "Do you mean to use violence to conquer women?"

"Yes, women like men who have a sense of security. If you don't have any violent tendencies, how can you give him a sense of security?" I continued.

As a man who is extremely cool and handsome, I naturally have a lot of emotional experience. In my memory, there are two episodes that can be described as unforgettable.

My first girlfriend, after dating me for half a month, got together with my best friend. Now, the two of them have immigrated overseas together...

My second girlfriend is much more reliable than my first girlfriend, because we have already reached the stage of discussing marriage. I remember it very clearly. It was a drizzly afternoon, and we were sitting in a coffee. In the hall, she held my hand and asked me if I liked children. I said I liked it without thinking, and she was immediately overjoyed, stroking her slightly bulging belly and telling me she was pregnant with my flesh and blood...

Paralyzed, do you think I am a fool? Can you get pregnant with a kiss? If I wasn't worried that I couldn't beat her, I would beat her to the point where her mother wouldn't even recognize her!

Brother Xiao Ma nodded after listening to what I said, with an unclear expression.

Later, Xiao Ma really used the method I taught him to get a top-notch girl, which I didn't expect, but that's a story for another day, so I won't mention it for now.

I chatted with Brother Ma for a while and asked him some things about Taoism, and he answered them all. I immediately said that I also wanted to become Mr. Yin Yang.

He looked at me for a full two minutes and then asked deeply: "As a cultivator, you are destined to suffer five disadvantages and three deficiencies. Are you really ready?"