I take a little action, that's the limit

After reading for more than ten minutes, there were more and more black lines on my face. Rather than saying it is a book, it is better to say it is a scripture. I swear, even the Classic of Mountains and Seas or the Burial Classic are not as difficult to understand as this book. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a book from heaven.

After all, I am also a high school graduate. Although I am a bit poor in studies, I am not that bad. I originally wanted to ask Brother Xiao Ma for advice, but then I thought about it and was afraid that the old grandson would look down on me. I remember he said that this is an entry-level Taoist method, which is equivalent to arithmetic in mathematics. I don’t even understand this, and I still act like Mr. Yin Yang of a bird.

The more I watched, the sleepier I became, and I fell asleep in a daze.

In my sleep, I came to a very large courtyard.

In the courtyard, there are mountains and ponds, buildings and pavilions, and several unknown ancient trees with red leaves, decorating the courtyard in a poetic and picturesque style, simple and elegant, like a fairyland on earth.

"Is there anyone there?" I walked to the pavilion in the center of the lake and shouted loudly. The only answer I got was the chirping of birds.

After wandering around for two times, I didn't find anyone. I threw off my shoes and went down to the river to wade in the water. But as soon as I stepped out, I felt a cool feeling on the soles of my feet. It was so refreshing. I couldn't help but cursed: "Damn it." , it’s obviously a dream, how could it be so real?”

Most people have had this kind of experience. They clearly know that what they are dreaming is a dream, but they just can't wake up. This is the situation I am in now.

"Who told you this was a dream?" An old voice came to my ears.

"Master! Why are you here?" I turned around and looked overjoyed. An old man with an air of immortality came towards me. Who else could he be besides my teacher, who is so arrogant but never sees the end?

I hurriedly ran to the pavilion, dusted a stone block for him and asked him to build it.

"Have you learned the book I gave you?" the teacher asked me after sitting down.

After listening to this, I rolled my eyes and thought to myself that you, an old bird, are talking very lightly. Although the book has a small number of words, it can’t stand up to the criticism. Don’t talk about me. I guess experts who are engaged in text research want to read it. It will take three to five years.

"It doesn't matter if you can't learn it, just take your time." The teacher glanced at me and continued: "This is not a dream, it is your spiritual platform."

"Lingtai? What is the Lingtai?" I asked in confusion.

"The spiritual platform is the purest fertile ground in your spiritual world." The teacher said to me with profound meaning.

"Uh..." My head was confused after hearing this, and I didn't want to dwell on this issue, so I asked: "Master, don't fool me with entry-level Taoism all the time, teach me some advanced Taoism, otherwise When I travel around the world in the future, won’t your face be disgraced if someone beats you to a disability?”

"Entry-level?" The teacher looked at me in astonishment and said, "The "Immortal Gang Spirit-Forging Mantra" is the most advanced spirit-forging method I have ever seen. How can it be entry-level?"

"Hey, don't lie to me. Brother Ma told me that that thing is just for fooling elementary school students." I curled my lips. It's not easy to fool me. Brother has been in high school for five years and his IQ is very good. Low?

The teacher's eyes twitched again and again. He probably didn't expect me to be so smart. He pondered for a long time before saying: "Play a game of chess with me. If you can beat me, I will agree to your request."

"You have been playing chess all your life, how can I be your opponent?" I am such a shrewd person. The teacher dares to say this, which proves that his chess skills are definitely not that bad, and he looks like a high-level student. Man, how am I his opponent? Why don't I admit my weakness first and ask him to let me use my chariots, horses and cannons? That way I have a higher chance of winning.

I don’t call this a coward, I call it a man who can bend and stretch, and the outcome is the key.

"That's right." The teacher thought for a while and said, "Except for the chariot, horse, and cannon, I'll give you five more."

I agreed as soon as I heard it. I thought that this was your fault. If I can't beat him with eight stones, then I would be such a waste. You know, there are only sixteen stones in chess on each side. Eight stones, that's it. It’s equal to half.

When the two of us sat down to play, I felt that I had been cheated. The old boy had indeed won a set of chariots, horses and artillery. Not only that, he also won two bishops and two knights. I saw that this was a sure win. , I never thought that in the end, the old bastard actually took down the veteran as well.

Damn it, your army will be nothing without its veterans?

"Master, if you're fine, why don't I make fun of you?" I looked at the teacher depressedly.

"Hey, I haven't announced the rules of the game yet, are you worried?" The teacher chuckled twice, put his hands behind his back, and said to me: "When we play chess this time, we are not allowed to touch the chess pieces or the board with our hands, and also It’s not a simple general, as long as you put all your chess pieces on the opponent’s chessboard, you will win, do you understand?”

"How can I walk without using my hands? Should I use my feet?" I felt a little sore and felt that there was something wrong with my teacher's brain.

"Use your mind." After the teacher finished speaking, he narrowed his eyes and saw that a pawn on his chessboard moved forward, and then the pawn moved back. The teacher smiled and said: "The red line is black, I just give You demonstrate."

"Holy shit, this is amazing. Master, are you sure you didn't do anything with it?" I searched the teacher's whole body and couldn't find any mechanism. I was still unwilling and asked him to stand five meters away. I didn't expect that the chess piece was still there. It moved, I asked him to play with my chess piece again, and it could still move. I believed it this time, looked at the teacher with admiration on my face and asked, "Master, that idea is so cool, hurry up and teach me."

"Ideology is actually the power of the human spirit. In other words, it can also be called the power of the soul. The first thing you have to do is to concentrate highly, and then imagine that your gaze is a hand. Wherever you look, you can naturally move it easily. It's just like moving something with your own arms." The teacher said casually.

"Then if you imagine that there is a beautiful woman in front of you, wouldn't it..."

Before I finished speaking, I was punched in the head. When I saw the teacher was still standing five meters away, there was a fist as big as a sandbag hanging above my head.

"I think the first thing that people who want to learn Taoism must have are six roots of purity, so as not to let the mortal world infect our pure hearts..." I said it with great righteousness.

"Let's play chess." After I finished speaking, the teacher waved to me.

Ten minutes later, my face was covered with sweat. The teacher's penis was almost completely crossed, while mine was still on standby.

"Tathagata, the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty, Buddha, the Jade Emperor, Aladdin's Magic Lamp, whoever hears this, please give me some strength." I worshiped all the gods and Buddhas I could think of in my heart, and then looked at the "soldier" at the top. Silently read: Move.

To my ecstasy, it actually moved! ! !