I take a little action, that's the limit

It couldn't be that Brother Ma was smoking, I thought to myself, and Tala got out of bed, put on her slippers, and opened the door.

"Master Ma, what are you doing..." I joked as I opened the door. When I saw the person outside, I choked back the second half of my joke about Brother Ma.

"Handsome guy, can I borrow your room to take a shower? The shower head in my room is broken." A voice that was soft to the core reached my ears.

I took a closer look and saw a sexy beauty that drove men crazy standing outside the door.

She looked to be in her twenties, and her height was definitely over meters. The pink bath towel, which was not large, could not completely wrap her hot and alluring body. The front is convex and the back is curved, and a pair of slender and beautiful legs are white without any flaws, which is the icing on the cake for her already flawless figure. Faced with such an impeccable woman, I think even Tang Seng would be unable to bear it. Bar.

"Gulu." I couldn't help swallowing my saliva and forced myself to say, "Sorry, my nozzle here is also broken."

Then I close the door.

Some people may ask, you are not Liu Xiahui, how can you stay pregnant?

Everyone, just think about it for yourself. What do you think are the chances of meeting a stunningly beautiful woman who borrows a place to take a bath with you in a place where no one can poop?

I bet that as soon as I was ready to have sex with her, seven or eight big men would suddenly burst in, hold me down, beat me up, and then ask me to hand over all my money. This kind of trick is ruined.

The beauty's behavior is simply an insult to a high school student's IQ.

"Come on, handsome guy. I've been walking all day, and I'm covered in stinky sweat. How can I sleep without taking a shower?" The woman stuck her hand on the crack of the door. Taking advantage of my daze, she burst in and hit me. He added, "If you don't believe me, smell it. It smells like sweat."

My eyes looked down uncontrollably, and I pinched myself. A pair of round, plump, trembling soft bodies appeared in front of me. I felt a heat in my nostrils, and quickly raised my head as if nothing had happened. She pointed to the bathroom: "Over there, go take a shower."

It's not that I don't have enough concentration, it's that the opponent's firepower is too strong!

"Isn't it not broken? It will deceive others!" While I was wiping the nosebleed, the woman stretched out half of her pure white body and said coquettishly to me.

This time it was good, the nosebleeds got out of hand and the embankment burst!

Women are troublesome. She went in for half an hour but didn't come out. Listening to the sound of running water, my little brother stood proudly.

Some people will say, Yuan Luo, you are too inferior.

I can only laugh at you, who would have thought that the bathroom in this inn is made of frosted glass. Although you can't see the whole picture inside, you can still vaguely see the woman's amazing figure.

The original intention of this design is definitely good. Just imagine, a couple staying in such an inn will definitely be romantic, but now I feel that this design is so fucked up. If I weren't afraid that I wouldn't be able to defeat the tough boss lady, I would I wanted to rush down and beat her up.

Just when I was distracted, the sound of running water finally stopped. After a while, the woman came out of the bathroom like a hibiscus out of water, smiled and said: "Thank you, handsome man."

After saying that, she walked towards the door.

It seems that I have overthought it. This girl really just wanted to borrow a place to take a bath.

Watching her walk to the door with her seductive figure, I felt a little disappointed. Maybe this is the difference between advanced animals and ordinary animals, always living in contradiction.

I despised myself fiercely, walked over and closed the door, but I heard a sound of "Ouch", and a touch of fragrance came towards me. I subconsciously reached out to take it, and the woman collapsed in my arms, with big eyes flashing. Chu Chu said pitifully: "I, my feet are sprained."

"Um, let me take a look for you." I helped her to the bed and started to open my backpack to look for the painkiller. After searching for a long time, I couldn't find it. Then I remembered that it was in Brother Ma's backpack.

"Wait a minute, I'll go to another room to get medicine." I smiled awkwardly at her, and then went to Xiao Ma's room to get the painkiller charm.

"Woo~~~" When I turned back, I heard a woman's heartbreaking cry. The sound was not loud, and it was very similar to the kind of sound that is made when she cannot suppress it.

"Does it hurt?" When I saw that the woman's ankle was as red and swollen as a steamed bun, I asked her with a frown.

"It doesn't hurt." The woman wiped her tears and looked at me stubbornly. I felt pity for the way she wanted to cry but was holding back.

I didn't expect that the woman who was sobbing just now would become so strong in an instant. I said, "I will help you treat it right now."

"Are you a Taoist priest?" the woman asked me when she saw that I was holding a yellow talisman.

"No, I'm half Mr. Yin Yang." I smiled, not bragging.

You must know that there is a big difference between Taoist priests and Mr. Yin and Yang. Taoist priests generally have inheritance and systematic learning and cultivation. Mr. Yin and Yang generally refers to the kind of stragglers. To put it bluntly, they are miscellaneous soldiers and belong to the category of casual cultivators. .

At my current level, I am at best a half-baked Yin-Yang man. I am self-aware of this.

I have many shortcomings, but my only advantage is that I never lie to women. I think the most basic masculine charm of a man is that he should never lie to women.

Of course, I still talked about a lot of white lies like tricking Han Xiaolin into getting on the bus or "drugging" her without telling her.

"Oh." The woman was not as surprised as the other women. She chirped and asked me what Mr. Yin Yang was, what spells he knew, and so on. Instead, she quietly watched me treat her injuries.

Putting her straight and slender legs on my knees, I got rid of distracting thoughts, put the pain relief charm on her red and swollen ankle, recited a spell, and said to her: "Girl, whichever house you live in, I will give it to you." go back."

"Can I sleep here?" The woman looked at me eagerly.

"Huh?" I opened my mouth wide in surprise. Isn't it possible that these sisters want to pledge themselves to each other in return?

She blushed, obviously guessing what I was thinking, and said: "Don't think blindly, I sleep here, you sleep over there, don't cross the boundary."

As she spoke, she drew a vertical line from top to bottom on the quilt, which was regarded as a dividing line.

"Uh..." I couldn't laugh or cry, and thought to myself, do you really think that a line can stop the wild little monster in my heart?

Looking at this line, it doesn't matter if I go to bed or not, it's your sister's, what should I do?

Just when I was at a loss, the woman turned off the bedside lamp with a snap, and the room suddenly became dark.

I hesitated for a long time and climbed onto the bed. Just as I was about to get into bed, the woman suddenly hid behind me, lay on my shoulder and exhaled, "He, he's here..."