I'm not a scumbag

Qin Zuo, who had just returned to the inn, saw his bodyguard who had been waiting for him silently before he could open the door.

What was different from usual was that in addition to hostility, the guards' eyes contained a hint of contempt.

Qin Zuo was a little confused at first, but when he met Yang Mian's scrutinizing gaze, he understood everything.

This thing couldn't be explained clearly, so Qin Zuo simply said nothing.

These two sisters can think whatever they like.

"I just got the news here."

"I have new news."

Almost at the same time, Qin Zuo and Yang Mian spoke at the same time.

Qin Zuo raised his eyebrows. It seemed that Yan State had a secret agent in Chu State. What surprised him was why this secret agent was used by Yang Mian.

From the initial imperial edict and the contacts along the way, Qin Zuo certainly knew the Queen's attitude towards Yang Mian.

Qin Zuo waved his hand, indicating to Yang Mian to speak first.

Yang Mian was not polite at all and told the information she had learned.

The previous news was almost the same as what Qin Zuo asked from his uncle, and there was not much difference. However, Qin Zuo narrowed his eyes after hearing the next words.

"On the surface, it's the Empress Dowager praying for blessings, but in reality, it's the Regent marrying his wife."

This simple sentence made Qin Zuo feel troubled, but he didn't express it.

The Emperor of Chu died suddenly, and the whole country mourned.

Common people cannot do red events within one year, but as a royal family, there is an additional filial piety, which is extended to three years.

But at this juncture, his royal brother actually dared to take such risks for a woman.

Thinking of this, Qin Zuo quickly asked, "Do you know which girl it is?"

Yang Mian glanced at him and continued expressionlessly, "Undecided."

to be decided?

What the hell?

Are you still undecided about marrying a concubine?

Qin Zuo looked at Yang Mian with suspicion, always thinking she was kidding.

Yang Mian ignored Qin Zuo and didn't say anything more. He just talked about all the information he had received in one breath, without giving Qin Zuo a chance to interrupt.

"Then can we try to sneak into the draft team?"

The guard who was not very bright suggested.

Yang Mian's eyes lit up, but then he glanced at the two people beside him, and the light that had just risen in his eyes went out.

Now that the city gate is closed, the troops outside can't be contacted in pieces. What's more, most of these soldiers are tall and rough, and none of them agree with the aesthetics of the Chu people. How can they sneak in?

"The customs of the Chu country are indeed good. They are lustful and shameless. Even after my father died, he did not forget to take concubines for himself."

The personal guards were sarcastic, and Yang Mian frowned, feeling that his own personal guards had gone too far.

"Yes, our Yan country has a good custom. A large army of soldiers and horses will come out to die if they say it."

Qin Zuo sarcastically replied without any sign of weakness.

Hearing this, the guard was immediately angered. He was about to say something, but was stopped by Yang Mian.

"Watch your identity!"

There was a trace of anger in the scolding.

The guard immediately shivered and lowered his head, feeling a little aggrieved.

Yes, identity.

No matter how you say it, Qin Zuo is still the second-in-command of the army. This was appointed by Her Majesty the Queen. Her status and voice in the army are not comparable to that of her personal guard.

What's more, there is such a good opportunity in front of us tomorrow. If we don't cherish it and quarrel here, the future will be even more difficult.

"I'm afraid the idea of ​​joining the draft team isn't feasible."

Yang Mian rejected the proposal of the personal guard just now. At first glance, this proposal seemed to be what it was, but it could not stand up to careful consideration.

For example, they currently have two girls and one boy. The two girls are generally over thirty years old. No matter how superb their disguise skills are, they cannot make them more than ten years younger.

After all, the regent is looking for a concubine for himself, not a godmother.

For a moment, the room fell silent, and the three of them fell into deep thought.

Tomorrow the Empress Dowager will pray for blessings, and all the courtiers of the Chu Kingdom will bring their female relatives of suitable age. When the blessing ceremony begins, men and women will sit separately, and at this time the regent can choose his concubines openly.

During the few months that Qin Zuo and his party were on the march, the battle for Chu's direct descendants had already been decided.

And the regent was the final winner. If it weren't for the fact that the empress dowager was suppressing him, he would have ascended to the throne long ago.

Even if he is despised by everyone in the world, everyone still understands the principle of success and failure.

The courtiers who need to be liquidated in the government have almost been settled, and this secret selection of concubines is the last choice given by the regent to the ministers.

Those who follow others prosper, those who oppose others perish.

This so-called regent is the second brother in Qin Zuo's body, born to Concubine Peng. He also has a younger brother who left Chu State and wandered away.

And he didn't have a very deep impression of this second brother in his mind, except for the comment that he was a hypocrite.

I didn't expect this guy to be the final winner. It seems he is an old silver coin...

Qin Zuo frowned slightly, replaying the original plot in his mind.

In the original plot, the battle for the inheritance of Chu State lasted for several years, why did it only become a few months now?

Forget it, if Ah Kuai is reliable, a sow can fucking climb a tree.

Ever since the last dimension, Qin Zuo knew that the original plot was just something on the surface, and private changes often caught him off guard, so he simply stopped taking the original plot seriously.

But how to sneak into the Queen Mother's side tomorrow?

Qin Zuo had a headache when he thought about this problem.

If the original person's reputation wasn't so bad and he had some followers around him, maybe he wouldn't be as passive as he is now.

Qin Zuo, who didn't like to use his brain, rubbed his eyebrows and was distracted for a moment without noticing the actions of the two people beside him.

When she raised her eyes again, she saw her bodyguard smearing her face like a demon, while Yang Mian angrily advised her to give up the idea.

"Are you painting a ghost in the middle of the night to scare the regent to death?" Qin Zuo said speechlessly.

The guard's hand froze, and he felt his brows twitching, wanting to kill this bitch with a knife.

Glancing at Yang Mian, he saw her shaking her head slightly, so she had to hold back her anger and did not reply, but her movements stopped unconsciously.

Thinking about it, my suggestion is indeed very unreliable...

Seeing that the bodyguard didn't reply, Qin Zuo smiled and said, "I think it's feasible. If you can scare the regent to death, how much trouble can you save us? When the time comes, I will report to Her Majesty the Queen and give you a first-class credit when I return to Yan Kingdom." "

It was like asking this dead woman to target him along the way to prevent him from doing anything. He didn't fight back before because he didn't want to talk to her, but in the end, she misunderstood that he was cowardly.

Qin Zuo felt happy after spitting it out, but the guard, who was always a bad tempered person, couldn't hold it back at all, and roared regardless of Yang Mian's pull.

"If you can do it, go ahead. If you can't, don't push me!"

The personal guards who have been hanging around the battlefield are not so easy to mess with.

"Oh, you actually know how to watch beautiful women, pounce, and watch meat," Qin Zuo replied subconsciously.

The two women were stunned at the same time and asked at the same time, "What did you say?"

Qin Zuo shook his head and did not continue the topic.

"Okay, I'll come."

The two girls were stunned again, and the guard frowned and said, "What are you doing?"

Qin Zuo was dumbfounded at first, then sighed, relieved something again, and pondered for a moment, "I'm going to seduce, ah, no, I'm going to participate in the draft, but can you help me solve the identity issue?"

Qin Zuo said the last sentence to Yang Mian.

Yang Mian subconsciously said, "The identity can definitely be arranged."

Then he reacted and said in disbelief, "You're going to participate in the draft?!"

The personal guard looked at Qin Zuo in confusion, feeling that this guy was out of his mind.

No matter how old she is, no matter how stunning she is, she is still a woman. Although she hates the men of Chu State, she is still willing to pay for the sake of the country.

Before the two of them came to their senses, Qin Zuo said helplessly, "You know my disguise skills, and you can definitely confuse the fake with the real one. Leave this to me."

"Can..."

Before the guards could continue their fight, Qin Zuo continued, "Besides trusting me, do we have any better way at the moment?"

Speaking of which, the three of them fell silent at the same time.

Qin Zuo, who had been madly resisting women's clothing in front of Ah Kuai a moment ago, felt extremely ashamed at this moment.

Really fragrant warning.

Using his brain has never been his special skill. When faced with women's clothing, he still racked his brains to think of new ways, so Qin Zuo had to choose the former.

After all, Ah Kuai also said that after transgender, you can change back at any time according to your own wishes.

After he can sneak into the palace, he will immediately restore his gender and go to the Empress Dowager!

Qin Zuo, who had made up his mind, became less resistant.

I just have doubts about Ah Kuai's sex change pills that were delivered in advance. Why did they come at the right time?

In other words, it was planned in advance?

Could it be that there is a big black hand behind the scenes that is secretly controlling everything? (Yes, it’s me, the author...)

However, Qin Zuozhen was not suitable for these intellectual tasks, so he had to put aside the doubts in his heart.

He believes that there will always be a day when the truth comes out!

"I still don't believe it." Yang Mian stared at Qin Zuo's strong and handsome face.

Qin Zuo is not the handsome and comely type. Even if he is disguised as a woman, he may not be able to catch the eye of the regent.

The personal guard nodded in approval, but the previous hostility in his eyes when looking at Qin Zuo disappeared.

Regarding Qin Zuo's desperate request, the guard expressed her courage as commendable. She knew the character of those chauvinistic people in Chu State, and letting them pretend to be women would be even more uncomfortable than killing them.

Qin Zuo originally thought the same way, but when he thought that this body was not his, what would he have to do with me, Qin Zuo, in his female form of Xiao Chen once this task was over.

"Then I'll pretend for a while. What do you think?" Qin Zuo was too lazy to say more and decided to prove it with actual actions.

The two girls couldn't bear it, and were a little afraid of hurting their eyes, but they came up with this method, and they had to pay the due price for what they said.

"Go."

Yang Mian turned away and no longer looked into Qin Zuo's eyes.

Qin Zuo returned to his room, took out the sex change pills, and looked at them carefully. This ordinary white pill exuded a faint fragrance, but other than that, he didn't see anything extraordinary.

But Qin Zuo knew that although Ah Kuai was unreliable, the props he was given were quite good.

After struggling for a while in his heart, he just heard him shouting in a muffled voice, "What does he, Zuo Xiaochen, dressed as a woman, have to do with me, Qin Zuo!" He raised his head and swallowed the meatballs.

Before Qin Zuo could react, the bone-chilling pain made Qin Zuo extremely unbearable. Veins popped up on his forehead, and sweat poured down his face. After a while, his clothes were soaked with sweat.

Qin Zuo, whose face was twisted in pain, did not say a word, but in his heart he greeted Akuai's eighteenth generation ancestors. As for whether Akuai had ancestors or not, it was not his concern.

This feeling lasted for half a stick of incense. When the pain eased, Qin Zuo, whose limbs were weak, collapsed directly on the ground, panting.

Is this considered complete?

Qin Zuo rested for a while, ignoring the pain in his body, and forced himself to come to the bronze mirror.

"Fuck."

However, Qin Zuo is uneducated and can travel the world with just one word.

[After use, the host's body functions will change and become the ideal type in the host's mind! 】

Ah Kuai's words echoed in Qin Zuo's mind.

The stunning face in the bronze mirror made Qin Zuo feel dazed for a while. He subconsciously raised his hand to touch the bronze mirror but withdrew his hand in fear.

He knew that all this was false, and it was impossible for him to... see Yi Ge again.

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