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Chapter 293 It’s better to offend a gentleman than a villain
He looked at Hu Bayi awkwardly, laughed and said that his waist suddenly stopped hurting in a hurry, and asked Hu Bayi if he was lying to him.
Hu Bayi had noticed that Uncle Ming was telling lies before blasting him. Now seeing how easily he fell for the bait, with a smile on his face, he took a few steps after hearing this and patted Uncle Ming twice on the shoulder.
"Uncle Ming, who of us is lying to whom? Hurry up and change your equipment."
After saying that, he turned around and left. On the way, he saw Ah Hao, who was greeting him with a smile on his face. Ah Hao was walking towards Uncle Ming with a bottle of wine in his hand.
"Uncle Ming has a good mind, but not many."
"It's just a thousand-year-old fox playing in a fairy tale."
Ahao took the bottle of wine to Uncle Ming and handed it to him saying that he had found a bottle of wine. Uncle Ming loved wine so much that he immediately took it and drank it when he saw another bottle. While drinking, he was preparing to change his equipment and go into the water.
Seeing Uncle Ming drinking and walking away, Ahao showed an unknown smile on his face.
"These two boys are really desperate. There must be something in the wine."
"Are these two trying to steal something?"
The camera turned to the deck. Uncle Ming, Shirley Yang and Hu Bayi were changing their equipment. After hearing a growl in their stomachs, Uncle Ming was suddenly very anxious to take off his equipment. Ahao and Dali were very attentive at this time. I was helping him put it on and asked him what he wanted to do.
The big movements of several people attracted the attention of Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang. Uncle Ming ignored them and his stomach growled more and more loudly. He hurriedly tried to take off his clothes, but the growling sound of his stomach became louder and louder. Hu Ba As soon as he hurriedly asked what was wrong, Uncle Ming ignored him, took off his pants and ran to the toilet.
"These two boys are going to cause trouble."
"I feel like there's something wrong with the wine."
"They can't swim or sail a boat, so what's the use?"
"It smells even through the screen, and I'm shitting my pants."
Seeing that Uncle Ming was so anxious and the smell in the air was not very good, Hu Bayi finally admitted that Uncle Ming was not pretending, but was really having diarrhea and was feeling uncomfortable.
Uncle Ming finally broke free from the shackles of the equipment and went to the toilet. When he got to the cabin, he was grabbed by Fatty Wang.
He was very anxious and asked the fat man what he wanted to do, but the fat man seemed hesitant and embarrassed to open his mouth, saying that you and Lao Hu are going down, I am embarrassed to say this, and spoke in a very slow tone.
But Uncle Ming was so worried that he frantically urged the fat man to speak quickly and stop making ink marks.
"Is the fat man so blind? I don't believe it, it must be intentional."
"It's like eating Wallpaper."
"Fat man, did you do this on purpose? You didn't see that I was in a hurry."
Under Uncle Ming's urging, the fat man finally said that he wanted to go to the sea with them. Uncle Ming could no longer use his brain and subconsciously agreed, hoping that he would let him go to the toilet.
Sure enough, after hearing Uncle Ming's promise, the fat man was really happy. Just as he was about to let him go, he grabbed Uncle Ming as if remembering something and said that it was useless just because he agreed. Hu Bayi and the others might not take him there and let him go. Uncle Ming went to intercede with him.
Uncle Ming's expression was in pain, and his movements were distorted as he said, "Please, Fatty." Fatty also said that he didn't need to beg him, he was the one who begged Uncle Ming. As soon as he finished speaking, there was a click, and Uncle Ming was finally freed and finally died.
"Why would a fat man bother Splatoon?"
"It's extremely excessive to prevent people from going to the toilet."
"Fat man, you succeeded in making Uncle Ming poop his pants."
Hearing this unpleasant sound, both of them were stunned. The fat man came forward and smelled it. His face seemed to be a mask of pain, showing a very ferocious expression. Uncle Ming ignored him, turned around and finally entered the toilet. , the fat man was still in a daze, and after a while he asked Uncle Ming if he had any sense of public morality, and if he didn't go to the toilet properly, he would pull out his trouser pockets.
"Fat man, do you have any sense of justice? You are forcing people to go to the toilet."
"The smell seems to be wafting out of the screen and hitting me."
On the deck, Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang were still waiting for Uncle Ming, but they didn't see him come out for a long time. Shirley Yang said that Uncle Ming's diarrhea couldn't go away, so they should go down first. Hu Bayi thought the same, it would be troublesome to have diarrhea and pull it into the sea.
The fat man suddenly came out of the cabin and told the two of them that his uncle had diarrhea and his intestines were almost broken, so he must not be able to go. Then he suggested to Hu Bayi that he should take him with him. Hu Bayi said with a serious expression. The reason why I didn't take him with me cannot be said in vain.
The fat man understood the truth, but after finally making this trip, he just wanted to go down and see what was underneath and gain some experience.
"The fat man succeeds more than he fails, and he won't sit in control of these two men who are eyeing him."
"At least one of you three should stay on board to watch."
"When Fatty goes over to these two guys, they're definitely going to cause trouble."
Shirley Yang interrupted Hu Bayi and asked the fat man to follow Lao Hu down if he couldn't. She watched from the boat, then turned back to Duo Ling who was dressing her and asked Duo Ling to help her take off her clothes.
Hearing that Shirley Yang agreed so happily, the fat man was so happy. He even flattered Shirley Yang and said that she was a living Bodhisattva with a beautiful person and a kind heart. What kind of virtue did Hu Bayi have to get such a good girl? friend.
"The fat man is so complimentary."
"This fat guy is so talkative."
"You all go down and I'll see what you do when they run away by themselves."
As long as he could go down, no matter what Hu Bayi said, the fat man thought it didn't matter and happily put on his equipment and prepared to go into the sea.
In the sea, Guchai and Ruan Hei were still swimming around looking for the old clam. Hu Bayi and Fatty also changed their equipment and slowly entered the water. Several people on the deck watched the two go down. Ahao and Dali returned. He clasped his hands together and shouted that it was safe to enter the water, but he didn't know what evil he was holding in his heart.
"Do they think it will be fine if they keep a girl? In fact, Chief of Staff Yang's military strength is higher than those two combined."
"Is Fatty going to take the main route?"
"When things go wrong, there must be a monster."
"Actually, Hu Bayi is a bit crazy. Anyone who sees it doesn't know why someone would die for money."
In the cab, Shirley Yang was looking around with a telescope. Ahao and Dali were standing on the deck, looking at each other and plotting something.
Duoling came out of the cabin to wash clothes on the deck. Suddenly Ahao put a big hand on her shoulder, which startled Duoling. She asked them what they wanted to do, and then the camera turned.
"It's so wicked to harm the person who saved your life."
"I'm afraid that villains will trick me."
"I advise you two to be kind. You two can't go back without these capable people."
Shirley Yang was still looking around with the telescope. Ahao suddenly entered the cockpit and told her that something had happened. The signal rope tied to the person entering the water kept shaking. Something must have happened underwater.
After hearing this, Shirley Yang hurriedly followed out of the cockpit and went to the deck to observe the signal rope. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a figure on the side, holding a stick-like object and trying to smash it down. Shirley Yang's kung fu was already good, and in an instant Dodged.
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