Through the book: The villain’s son’s stand-in

Gu Cheng is a mysophobic baby, and everyone quickly discovered this in the first week after he was brought home.

Therefore, in the future life, everyone will deliberately avoid this point that makes Gu Cheng uncomfortable.

Gu Pan was just a new mother at the time, not to mention working three shifts with Xiaoqi and Xiaoba to take care of Gu Cheng. It was inevitable that she would be so panicked that she would forget the fact that Gu Cheng was a germophile.

However, even if she just relived Gu Pan's past operations, Xiao Qi couldn't help but mourn for Gu Cheng for three seconds.

Retracting his thoughts, Xiao Qi said slowly: "Besides these, there is another reason, and that is because the three of us are coaxing him."

"You are also equipped with a parenting module. You should know that cubs, especially very smart cubs like their little masters, are the best at looking at what others are going to do."

"If the owner is left alone to coax him, he may stay angry for half an hour. When no one continues to coax him, he will slowly calm down."

"But if there were swarms of people like us, the little master must have thought that with so many people coming to comfort him, he must have suffered a lot, and the crying would only be louder."

"The sooner we leave, the sooner the little master will stop crying, so this is not called fleeing, this is called... strategic retreat!"

"Yes, that's the name."

Xiao Qi suddenly remembered that she had watched a certain TV series with the purpose of restoring the theme of ancient times. The terms in the TV series couldn't be more accurate when used here.

Well, there are some things that Xiao Qi guessed in a row.

But based on his experience watching TV series on family ethics,

Smart children, especially little boys, really know how to "lie" from an early age.

They inherently know how to make their female elders happy to achieve their own goals.

His little master was the leader among them, and Gu Pan was moved by him every time he cried or laughed.

After hearing the explanation, Xiaoba pondered for a few seconds before nodding: "I understand."

He continued: "So we are helping the master. The master will definitely not punish us after knowing it, right?"

Xiao Qi was silent for a while, then hesitantly said: "I will still do it."

"??"

"Did you forget we stayed up all night?"

"But didn't you say that doesn't count as an all-nighter?" Xiaoba asked confused.

"What I said doesn't count." Xiao Qi muttered.

This sentence was enough to stop the next hundred and eight thousand questions, and Xiaoba was immediately silenced.

"Then what should we do now?" Xiaoba asked tentatively.

Xiaoqi raised his head and looked at the second floor. He didn't know what he thought of, his eyes flashed, and he murmured: "Maybe we should learn from the little master, only children who can cry will have sweets."

Xiaoba was even more confused.

They obviously all spoke the same language, so why did the combination make it look like he couldn't understand it?

Xiao Qi got up and walked to the kitchen. Although Xiao Ba was full of doubts, he still kept his mouth shut and followed.

*

In the master bedroom on the second floor, Gu Pan was coaxing Gu Cheng anxiously.

She extremely regretted what she had done just now.

This is the Nth time she has encountered such a difficult situation since she took care of her children.

But this time it was even more difficult than the first two months.

Her calves were sore from walking, but she didn't dare to stop. This little ancestor would really cry for you.

She also truly understood the hardships of mothers raising their children alone without anyone to help them.

She shook her head and thought: This can't go on like this. With Gu Cheng's crying method, it will definitely take a while before he stops, and his voice will definitely be hoarse by then.

I have to think of a way to end this early.

Her dark eyes rolled, her eyebrows furrowed, and her brainstorming mode turned on.

Suddenly, an idea flashed through her mind, and a method recognized by many netizens as the most effective method in her previous life - the method of raising children born in the 90s - appeared in her mind.

At first glance, this method seems unremarkable. 99% of the problems can be solved by just learning to cry and make trouble.

Gu Pan recalled carefully that she seemed to have used this method unintentionally the last time she turned over.

But this time the situation was much more severe, so she had no choice but to resort to bigger measures.

So, when Gu Cheng gathered his strength and was about to cry out again, Gu Pan's fake cry sounded simultaneously.

The most important thing is that her crying successfully covered Gu Cheng's voice.

Gu Cheng:? ?

Gu Cheng didn't understand what Gu Pan was doing, he only knew that he couldn't hear his own voice.

Then he opened his eyes slightly with tears in his eyes and looked in the direction of the sound source.

I saw Gu Pan lowering his head and sobbing, covering his eyes with his hands, his expression unclear.

But when he opened his mouth to cry, she would always grow louder or softer, raising or lowering the decibels in response to his cries.

Seeing that he couldn't fight her, Gu Cheng swallowed his saliva and his crying stopped for a second.

Gu Pan's crying also stopped.

Gu Cheng thought for a few seconds and howled tentatively: "Ah woo woo~"

"Ahhhhh~" Gu Pan continued to cry again.

"Woo~"

"Woo~"

Gu Cheng stopped talking completely, holding his mouth and staring at Gu Pan sideways.

He would be a fool if he still couldn't see Gu Pan's tricks.

Gu Pan doesn’t follow martial ethics at all!

How can a mother coax her child by crying louder than the child?

After realizing that no matter how much he cried, Gu Pan would cry louder than him, the originally strong emotions were completely eliminated by her interruption.

So Gu Cheng wiped away his tears and chose to bury his head in Gu Pan's neck.

Mom is such a scumbag, there’s no way we can have this argument today!