It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

"Yeah." Bo Yeying's voice was hoarse and deep, with restraint.

You Li rarely calls his name, and every time he calls it out, it has a different tone, which sounds nice.

"Are you sick? You are a little abnormal now...didn't you realize it yourself?"

The free head tilted back slightly, avoiding Bo Ye's lingering breath.

With these free words, Bo Ye felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on him, and his jaw clenched slightly.

This little loser has no IQ and no emotional intelligence!

"Can you just keep calling me trash and idiot like before? Stop calling me Lili and Baobao. It's very awkward."

"You can scold people if you want, kick them if you want, but don't hold back. If you hold back too much, you'll want to bite."

"And you hold my hand and feed me. I'm not a child anymore. It's embarrassing for me to be uncomfortable."

When You Li said these last words, he even touched his face.

That place happened to be the place where Bo Ye had kissed her.

The muffled voice sounded like he had suffered a lot of grievances.

How could anyone make such a request and be scolded and kicked?

Bo Ye asked in a deep voice, word for word, "Are you done?"

awkward?

Uncomfortable?

Shame?

You Li nodded, then shook his head, "You, you don't have to feel wronged like this just because I gave you a belt."

After hearing what You Li said, Bo Ye didn't know how to be angry.

Is it because of an ugly belt?

The two just looked at each other, and the atmosphere became more and more subtle.

Bo Ye looked at You Li's mouth that couldn't say anything good, and became more and more angry.

Suddenly he held her chin, and then kissed her lips, fast and hard.

The moment lips met, You Liang reacted and immediately bit Bo Ye.

She pushed him away and stepped back, so fast that she almost fell off the bed, but Bo Ye caught her ankle.

You Li looked at Bo Ye, what was he doing? It’s time to drink some wine, right?

Seeing the "panic" in You Li's eyes, Bo Ye couldn't bear to drag the person over again.

Bo Ye's thumb twisted over the protruding ankle bone, a very light movement, which revealed the desire for exclusivity.

"Is this a biting thing? Huh?"

Bo Ye wiped his mouth with the back of his other hand. It was bleeding. The little waste's mouth was quite harsh.

"I treat you well, but you feel awkward? Embarrassed? Uncomfortable? You want me to treat you like I did before, right? I'll let you do it!"

After Bo Ye finished speaking, he let go of his hand.

Seeing Bo Ye's blood-stained lips curl up slightly, You Liang had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, as soon as Bo Ye opened his mouth, he said, "Change the sheets and quilt!"

Bo Ye basically changed the free sheets and quilt covers for her, and she never changed them herself!

Although she was good at other things, her life was really ruined by Bo Ye.

You Li looked at Bo Ye motionless, with a look as aggrieved as possible.

Bo Ye shouted, "Hurry up."

You Li got out of bed and took out the sheets and quilt cover.

The pillowcases were okay, it wasn't that hard to change, and the sheets were okay.

It's just that the quilt cover couldn't be put on well. In the end, he got into the quilt cover, but it was still not smooth.

Angrily, he lay down under the quilt and spoke pitifully, "Third uncle, I can't do it. I can't handle it..."

"Why can't you? You are the best, hurry up and do it." Bo Ye sat on the sofa and watched a video of a box of soy milk playing a backhand game.

Grinding my teeth freely, I struggled for another half an hour before I put the quilt cover on properly.

The moment the zipper was closed, You Li didn't know how many times he scolded Bo Ye.

As soon as he lay on the bed, Bo Ye said again, "Go take a shower. Clean the bathroom after you wash it. It must be clean."

Bo Ye said the word "clean" with particular emphasis.

You Li exhaled. She didn't clean the bathroom very much before, but Bo Ye did it these days.

When walking to the bathroom, You Li didn't wear slippers.

She was used to going barefoot before, but whenever Bo Ye was around, he would remind her and sometimes put her feet on directly.

Bo Ye looked at You Li and walked barefoot again. He was about to speak, but in the end he held it back.

When Youliang finished cleaning up the bathroom and came out, Bo Ye had already gone to bed. She climbed into bed, feeling that she was going to die from exhaustion.

As soon as he got into bed, he heard Bo Ye say in a cold voice, "If you hug me or lie on me again while sleeping, I will kick you out of bed."

You Li really wants to say, who cares so much about hugging you!

In the end, he just responded dully, "I know..."

You Li is very confident that he will not hug Bo Ye or lie on him to sleep.

However, in the middle of the night, she was kicked out of bed.

She didn't know whether Bo Ye did it on purpose or not. The quilt was kicked down with her, but she didn't feel any pain from the fall.

She climbed into bed in a daze and just lay down next to the bed.

Bo Ye said, "Lie on me again, and you will roll on the ground and fall asleep."

Dissociation is very popular, whose bed is this?

You Li forgot that this is Baize Base, and everything belongs to Bo Ye.

next day

After You Li changed her clothes and was about to put on her shoes, she realized that all the shoelaces on her shoe rack had been untied.

Fuck you uncle, Bo Ye, how much free time do you have?

At Bo Ye's place, she was just a little loser who couldn't even tie her shoes, and she had to pretend not to know how.

You Lio put on her shoes and tied them twice casually. Children in kindergarten might be better at tying them than she did.

When I went downstairs, I met Hei Pi again.

Heipi called, "Good morning, aunt."

"Morning, nephew." You Li yawned.

Heipi reminded, "The shoelaces are untied, aunt."

"Well, leave it open, I don't know how to fasten it." You Li said and walked forward.

After being kicked out of bed by Bo Ye last night, she fell asleep again very late.

"Hey, stand here and I'll tie it for you." Hei Pi said and was about to squat down.

"No, just leave like this, you'd better trip me down again." You Li quickly backed away.

It’s not for nothing that I have a great nephew who is filial and sensible.

"Oh, on purpose? Do you want to make the boss feel sorry for you if you fall? You're quite good at it, aunt." Heipi stood up immediately and winked.

"Shut up." You Li quickened his pace, he was talking too much.

Seeing that You Li kept yawning, Hei Pi asked again, "You yawn all the time. Why did the boss torment you last night?"

Youli thought for a while, why did this sound so awkward? What is tossing?

Heipi followed closely behind her, "Tell me, what's there to be embarrassed about? In our hometown, if a child disobeys, he will be spanked."

"Did the boss spank you?"

"Grand nephew, if you don't shut up, I will let you know what will happen if you talk too much." You Li threatened intolerably.

Heipi smiled, "Oh, the young master is quite good at threatening people!"

Just as You Li and Hei Pi walked to the door of the cafeteria, Bo Ye and Peng Fei happened to come out of it.

"Boss, good morning, Brother Fei, good morning." Heipi said hello immediately.

The bitten spot on Bo Ye's lip had already formed a scab. You Liang glanced at it and lowered his head, always feeling a little ambiguous.

Itchy teeth!

Bo Ye didn't even look at You Li and just wanted to leave.

When Heipi saw that their boss was about to leave, he stepped on the loose shoelaces.

Youli didn't expect that Hei Pi would step on her shoelaces. As soon as he raised his foot, he was pulled by the shoelaces he had stepped on.

His body leaned forward uncontrollably and ran straight into Bo Ye...

You Li thought, Damn, it’s over.

If Bo Ye wants to deal with her harshly, he will definitely avoid her and will definitely not catch her.