It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

Arrests?

A box of soy milk can't be killed with a backhand at their base!

"Boss, I must have made a mistake. We won't have such a game master in our base." Peng Fei shouted while tracking and positioning again.

He felt that he must have made a mistake somewhere.

In the infirmary, You Li and "Whoever is single is the dog" played three games in a row.

In every game, the first person to die is "I want to be a dog"

It's just that You Li didn't hit him in the heart as he requested, but instead shot him directly in the head.

"Master Sha, please, shoot me in the heart." I begged like a dog without giving up.

"Just hook your little finger and give me a quick shot of love."

If someone else plays in a team match, Quanmai will be scolded crazy.

Only the fight between "Whoever is single is a dog" and "A box of soy milk kills you with a backhand" is exciting and joyful.

It’s very satisfying to watch a box of soy milk being killed with a backhand and shot in the head, but when I listen to me saying that I want to be a dog showing love and begging to be killed, my stomach hurts from laughing.

There are a lot of CPs in the game about milk-kicking dogs. They are cool, cold, handsome, aggressive, coquettish, angry, and miserable.

Qin Fang was tired of hearing this, "Hurry up and give him a shot to shut him up."

Yu Shaoqing, who was running around the map without losing a drop of blood, smiled and spoke.

"I read in a novel that the best way to shut up someone who likes you is to kiss him."

You Li and Qin Fang looked at him together, and Yu Shaoqing covered his mouth.

He smiled and said, "I like you, but if you ask me to shut up...you don't have to kiss me, we are playing a game!"

"You actually read novels?" Qin Fang was speechless.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was reading a novel recently. The author is Ye Jingyi. She is good and bad, and she gets stuck every day."

"I really want to lock her up and make her write every day. If she doesn't write, I'll whip her. Unfortunately, I don't know her address."

Yu Shaoqing's eyes were full of disappointment, as if these words were not just casual, but he really wanted to lock up the author.

"Is there anything else you don't know?" You Li asked with a smile.

She felt that there was nothing that Yu Shaoqing didn't know, and that there was no lie that couldn't be solved as long as he was around.

"I'm not a little fairy. How can I know everything? There are times when I am slow to respond..." Hou

Before Yu Shaoqing finished speaking, he looked at the door. A second later, the door was pushed open and Bo Ye walked in.

"Master Bo, good evening. Do you want to play games together?" Yu Shaoqing greeted Bo Ye with a smile.

You Li, who was about to throw a thunderbolt, suddenly turned his head and looked at Bo Ye, who was walking in with a serious face.

Fuck, it’s over…

World Call exploded again, and the server was almost paralyzed.

A box of soy milk was used to kill someone and then made a fool of themselves!

Yes, You Liang got angry again, both times because of Bo Ye!

Qin Fang did not have as good a psychological quality as Yu Shaoqing, but he still greeted Bo Ye with a smile.

Xiao Jiaohua has never experienced such a thing.

Just sitting there in a daze, not knowing what to do.

Bo Ye glanced at the table. The keyboard and mouse on it were what he saw in the live broadcast.

The most important thing is Zuo Li's beautiful hands. At this time, he has a keyboard in one hand and a mouse in the other.

The little trash he raised was actually killed by the game master with his own eyes. He killed it with a box of soy milk.

Bo Ye felt her face hurt. How good is this little loser at pretending, a loser?

So bad that no one wants to play with him? He still has to be shy and ask others to take him to play.

Bo Ye breathed out secretly, and then thought about how he personally found a box of soy milk and killed it with his own hands to teach the little waste how to play games.

At that time, You Li felt crazy with joy, asking me to teach myself, how to teach?

And that sentence, "As a single dog, I am most annoyed by male-male dogs in pairs."

In order to call him a dog, you should also call him a dog. That's fine.

Bo Ye originally wanted to go over and punch You Li directly, but after seeing his frightened look, he changed his mind.

The little loser lies to him, plays tricks on him, beats him, scolds him, and punishes him, which is too boring.

At this time, the voice of "I want to be a dog" came again from Quanmai.

"Brothers, I will take the first step from Lei. Don't save me. Mr. Sha, wait for me."

Youli couldn't bear to shut down Mai, uncle!

"What time is it? We're still playing. Let's go back and wash the clothes." Bo Ye stopped and said with a sullen face.

You Li exhaled secretly, Bo Ye didn't come over, luckily, he wasn't discovered.

"Oh..." You Li stood up and turned off the computer screen.

When Bo Ye turned around, he saw the bowls and pots that had not been cleared away on the low table.

He didn't eat two meals, but the little waste ate well.

You shouldn't feel sorry for him, he's a heartless bad guy.

Because of his guilty conscience, You Li forgot how aggressive he was when he left the training ground at noon. Now he softened up again and followed the others back to the dormitory.

After Bo Ye and Youliang walked out of the door, Qin Fang quickly put away the keyboard, mouse and live broadcast equipment.

"Fortunately, he wasn't discovered. Fortunately, Mr. Bo doesn't play games and doesn't understand anything..." Qin Fang said while packing his things.

Yu Shaoqing looked at him with a smile and said nothing.

After two or three seconds, he seemed to think of something.

"Do you want to sleep with me tonight? I found a very scary movie that will scare you if you watch it."

"No, I'm more afraid." Qin Fang refused directly.

He is most afraid of watching those horror movies. The sequelae are so severe that he is even afraid of going to the bathroom.

"You have to think carefully, which one is scarier, horror movies or Su Yan?" Yu Shaoqing put his chin in both hands and asked with a smile.

Qin Fang's hands on the keyboard paused, and then he thought of the threats Su Yan said to him last night.

Qin Fang thought for a while and said, "Watch a horror movie with you."

do my best!

Yu Shaoqing stood up happily, "I'm going to get something to eat and drink."

The two of them were eating, drinking and watching horror movies, while You Li was washing clothes by hand in the dormitory bathroom.

Sitting on the small bench, rubbing Bo Ye's training clothes. The material of the clothes is relatively thick, and it hurts his hands from rubbing.

The main reason is that Youli has never done this at all, and the more he washes, the more irritable he becomes.

Bo Ye walked in and threw in another pair of pants. He took a quick look at them and felt that they were not worn at all.

"Wash yourself clean." Bo Ye said and went straight into the bathroom.

The bathroom in the free dormitory is not big, it is a glass partition bathroom.

When the sound of water came, You Li secretly exhaled a breath.

Although there was water vapor on the glass, Bo Ye's body could still be seen clearly.

To be honest, Bo Ye has a really good figure.

Youli thinks she is already handsome, and she is not greedy for men, but she still takes a second look at Bo Ye's body.

Sometimes when I look at it, I just want to whistle. It's not to tease him, but it just feels very sexy.

Bo Ye is a very self-disciplined person. He always eats half full and exercises every day.

Just when Youli was thinking about Bo Ye's abdominal muscles, the bathroom door opened.

Bo Ye knocked on the glass door, "Come in and wash with me."

You Li suddenly raised his head, and his eyes fell on Bo Ye's mermaid line.