It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

You Li felt nauseous for a moment. It wasn't a big reaction, but it felt a little uncomfortable.

"Isn't it? Brother, does it make you... sick to hear this?"

Fu Xiaoxiao was shocked. This was something she had secretly kept under the covers in the middle of the night. She almost kicked her legs when she heard it!

"No, it's shrimp crackers..." You Li put the shrimp crackers aside.

Fu Xiaoxiao ate a piece and said, "Well, it's not very tasty."

You Li took off the headphones and said, "I won't listen to it anymore. It's too exciting. I'm a little dizzy..."

How was this sound recorded? Is it recorded live? Awesome!

You leaned on the sofa, feeling increasingly uncomfortable.

Bo Nian came out of the shower and glanced at the clock on the wall. It was half past ten.

It was really surprising that her brother didn't come to pick her up.

"Ali, aren't you going back to sleep?" Bo Nian asked.

"I'm sleeping on the sofa in the living room. I don't want to bother anymore." Youli said and yawned.

First, she felt a little uncomfortable and she really didn't want to move.

The other one is that he doesn't want to go back and sleep with Bo Ye. He always feels that something will happen if he goes back.

"Then you go take a shower and change your clothes before going to bed. I see there are still your pajamas in the cabinet." Bo Nian said, wiping his hair.

"No, let's just sleep." You Li didn't want to move, so he went directly to the sofa and lay down.

When You Li was about to fall asleep, he vaguely heard Sister Nian and Sister Xiaoxiao talking about men, what they were attacking and what they were suffering from.

I seem to have heard a box of soy milk being killed with my backhand...

next day

When You Li woke up, he didn't want to move at all. He went to the toilet twice in the middle of the night and felt as dizzy as if he were on a boat.

After looking at the phone, Bo Ye didn't call him or come to see her.

what's the situation?

Fighting with Uncle Fu until he forgets about her?

Or was he drinking with Uncle Fu and passed out?

Sister Nian and Fu Xiaoxiao were still sleeping, and Mumu was sleeping on her stomach, with her little butt sticking out so cute.

He turned out to be Uncle Fu's son, what a surprise.

After a brief wash, You Li went downstairs. He was a little hungry but didn't want to eat.

I can't tell whether it's an upset stomach or a stomachache.

When walking to the cafeteria, he met Qin Fang who was returning from his morning run.

"Yesterday I was monitoring you along the way when I was out..." Before you could finish his words, Qin Fang said, "It's over..."

Qin Fang's expression changed, "Su Yan kept pestering me yesterday, and I didn't take the time to delete it. Then what he said...I forgot about it."

He had completely forgotten about this incident, and it was all his fault, that bastard Su Yan.

You Li looked at his apprentice and rubbed his eyebrows, Damn, Uncle Yan hates me!

Qin Fang was a little anxious, "Master Bo won't let anyone check, right?"

You Li was also thinking about this problem. If Bo Ye checked, he would definitely know that he went to You Xiao's place.

With his temper, he took her back and dealt with her severely last night.

Or she didn't check. After all, she bought three "fun" couple's items, and the side effects should be much more serious than the belt.

"It's okay. I probably won't check. I want to drink vegetable porridge. I wonder if the canteen has it..." You Li muttered.

When the boss said it was okay, Qin Fang breathed a sigh of relief and then focused on the important point.

"Did I hear it correctly? It's vegetable porridge? Not meat porridge?"

"Yes, vegetable porridge..." You Li was a little weak. He felt that he was wearing less clothes and was a little cold.

It was so uncomfortable that I wanted to wrap myself up tightly in bed and sleep.

"You actually took the initiative to say that you have a fever because you want to drink vegetable porridge?" Qin Fang said, reaching out and touching the free head.

"Is there anything strange? I just..."

Before You Li could finish his words, he was interrupted by three voices at the same time.

Qin Fang: "You have a fever."

Su Yan: "Qin Fang."

Bo Ye: "Free."

Qin Fang turned around and You Li looked past him. It was Bo Ye, Uncle Yan, and Peng Fei.

But Bo Ye was the same as her, wearing the same clothes as yesterday. He went out?

Not only him, but Peng Fei also didn't change his clothes and stood there yawning.

What's going on?

An idea came to mind in a moment of dissociation, fuck, isn’t it?

When Bo Ye walked over, You Li saw Peng Fei there gesturing something with her.

Peng Fei made a gesture of biting the back of his hand.

You Li didn't react at first. Peng Fei slapped his forehead angrily, and then made a gesture of biting the back of his hand.

After he finished, he pointed at Bo Ye's back and made an angry expression.

You Li understood, Bo Ye knew that she had gone to see You Xiao!

And the root of all this is the bite mark on the back of her hand.

She covered it with her sleeves, but Bo Ye still saw her.

But he didn't ask her at that time, Bo Ye, this old fox!

He was going to clean up the wandering owl.

She must be punished for lying, and the couple's supplies were bought for nothing.

What did her apprentice say about her just now?

You have a fever, right?

You Li touched his forehead, it was really a little hot.

Well, this disease came at the perfect time!

How long has it been since she was sick?

When Bo Ye came over, Qin Fang said, "She has a fever and her forehead is very hot. She also said she wanted to drink vegetable porridge. I don't know if the fever has damaged her brain."

Listening to what her apprentice said, if she wanted to drink some vegetable porridge, she might burn out her brain...

After listening to Qin Fang's words, Bo Ye lowered his head and pressed his forehead against his free forehead, which was very hot.

"I wonder if there are any dishes in the cafeteria..." Porridge

Before You Li could finish his words, Bo Ye held his hand, "If you still want to eat, go to the infirmary first."

"Vegetable porridge!" Youliang felt sick again, "Ugh..."

-

Infirmary

You vomited twice, and now you are lying on the hospital bed, looking very pale.

Although he was raised by Bo Ye to be delicate, his physical constitution is still very good.

This disease came at the right time, and he came to rescue her.

"Can I skip the injection?" Watching Yu Shaoqing take the needle, You Liang thought of his wool-piercing needle.

"I had a stomach flu and a severe fever. I recovered quickly after taking the injection." Yu Shaoqing was more serious than usual at work.

You Li turned his head, Yu Xiaoxian'er, where is the tacit understanding? She didn't want to get better quickly.

Bo Ye sat by the bed and touched his free forehead, which was even hotter than before.

The little waste was completely wilted. It had been a long time since he had been sick.

"Young master, please don't cry. Don't cry." Peng Fei knew that the young master was afraid of injections, so he said with a smile.

Youli didn't say anything, but felt his hand being touched, and then heard Yu Shaoqing say it was okay.

Well, Yu Xiaoxian'er's poking fun was not in vain, the needle didn't hurt at all.

Bo Ye glanced at the back of You Li's hand and saw that the tooth marks had faded away and were no longer visible.

You Li rubbed his pillow on Bo Ye's legs and said aggrievedly.

"It's uncomfortable... Why didn't you come to pick me up last night? I wouldn't have gotten sick if I didn't sleep on the sofa. It's all your fault."