It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

You Li looked at his little hands that were clenched into fists. Yu Xiaoxian'er was Yu Xiaoxian'er. He knew she was going to knock on the door.

Come on, let’s meet dad by fate!

Just when he was wondering whether to go back and sleep with Bo Ye or spend the night with Shang Siyi, the door of Shang Siyi's dormitory opened.

He came out to get the water with a big water cup in his hands. When he saw You Liang, his eyes lit up, "Master Sha, come and play games!"

Shang Siyi is wearing a set of panda one-piece pajamas and a panda hat, which is very cute.

The water cup he was holding was also so large that if he didn't look carefully, he could think it was a pot.

"Let's play, let's play. I'll beat the foreign server. Those people have dirty mouths and call me stupid." Shang Siyi said aggrievedly.

When You Li heard this, he knew it was an exaggeration.

"Whoever is single is a dog?" This team is also very capable. "I Want to Be a Dog" has always been on the list, and no one dares to judge them.

"Okay!" You Li has not played games for a long time.

"Ah?" Shang Siyi was surprised, obviously he didn't expect that his master Sha would agree.

He just asked casually. After all, he was used to being rejected. At this moment, happiness really came too suddenly.

You Li yawned and walked to Shang Siyi's room.

Damn it, Bo Ye didn't come out to chase her, wasn't he really trying to solve it himself?

Shang Siyi watched his master Sha walk into his room, holding on to the wall to prevent himself from falling down, almost needing oxygen.

Shang Siyi's room is very clean and cute, with many figurines and dolls, as well as guitars and basses.

Although there are many things, they are all arranged neatly.

Youli was sitting on the computer chair, and the curses from his teammates came from inside.

They all scolded me as if I were digging a well when pouring water from a dog.

"Who is single and who is a dog?" The people in this team are quite interesting. Although they don't like to talk as much as dogs, they still make jokes all the time.

Seeing Mr. Sha sitting on his computer chair, Shang Siyi felt that he really needed to take oxygen and was about to pass out.

Master Sha came to his room. He was crazy. He just took a shower. Do you want to take another shower now?

Hey, I don’t know if the sound insulation in the dormitory is good or not!

If you look like Shang Siyi, you probably won't be able to play anymore.

She just played with the people on his team, and the team members didn't know they had changed people.

After entering the game, You Li heard people from other teams scolding each other in dirty words.

As he listened, You Li heard a familiar voice, a girl's.

Fuck, if he hadn't heard her voice, You Li would have forgotten about that little trash Yu Zirou.

Since he took off Yu Zirou's arms last time in the woods, he has never seen her again.

I heard that the old man of the Yu family came to Bo Ye's house in person later to apologize.

It is quite pitiful for someone who is so old to have his heart broken over a living granddaughter in his later years.

Yu Zirou should have obtained the inheritance rights of the Yu family. Tsk, the little lunatic has become a little rich woman, and she is talking more arrogantly.

You Li didn't say anything, and started picking up equipment as soon as he landed.

Dangou's skin in women's clothing is really too sexy. There are only a few strips of cloth on the whole body, and it is very elegant. It can be seen clearly when he jumps up and down and lies down.

The people in the team were used to operating like a bitch, but everyone was still not used to him suddenly looking for equipment quietly.

Asked him what was going on, You Li didn't say anything.

Everyone in Shang Siyi was still confused, standing behind You Li holding a large empty water cup to watch her operation.

This is his killer's hand, it's so beautiful.

At this moment, he was so envious of his keyboard, mouse and chair, and even the computer screen.

You Li found a car, got in and changed into a sexy pink krypton gold skin.

Shang Siyi is really a pure player who earns money, unlike her, who relies entirely on the system.

The system prompts "Kill the little bitch Yu". This ID has already killed two people.

When he saw this ID, he was sure that this person was Yu Zirou.

This name makes me miss her so much every day, fuck.

At this time, Quanmaili Youli heard Yu Zirou's voice again, "The people in this game are all rubbish, and they are really boring to play."

Except for the people in the "whoever is single and who is a dog" group replied to Yu Zirou, no one else said anything.

"This woman gave away a lot of people's skins today. She is pretty and has a nice voice. All the male players like her."

Shang Siyi stood up behind Youli to explain.

You Li thought to himself, if she appeared in women's clothing, who could be more beautiful than her?

After Shang Siyi finished speaking, he quickly explained, "But I don't like her. I only like you, Mr. Sha."

Youli found a high tower. She saw Yu Zirou in the double mirror, but did not aim at her.

Instead, she killed her two teammates on the same team first.

Yu Zirou's voice came from Quanmai again, "A piece of rubbish can kill you, you are really useless."

From the double mirror, he saw that Yu Zirou was looking for her. She wanted to hide her, and no one could find her.

You Li shot Yu Zirou, but did not hit her in the head.

When Yu Zirou had just put on the bandage and was about to look for her, Youliang gave her another blow.

Yu Zirou lay down again and hid behind the pillar in embarrassment.

After teasing him like this several times, Yu Zirou cursed angrily in Quanmai, "If you can't hit me, don't hit me. I'm a man, trash."

You Li ignored her words at all, and as soon as someone appeared, he shot again.

Yu Zirou loses blood every time, but she just doesn’t want your life.

Yu Zirou became even more irritable after being beaten, and her curses became more and more unpleasant.

Dang Gou's teammates were also anxious, "Dang Gou, kill her quickly. She scolded you like this. Are you so deaf?"

Youli still didn't speak. Shang Siyi couldn't hear anyone's voice now, so he could only see his killer.

So, when Bo Ye walked in, he didn't even see it.

Bo Ye watched You Li play the game, his fingering skills were crisp and clear, and he was quite involved in the game.

Yu Zirou was beaten so hard that she could only huddle behind the pillar, feeling very aggrieved.

"Trash man, show off your shit. If you can, shoot me to death. You are really not a man..." Yu Zi's voice changed in tone as she yelled and cursed angrily.

The voice sounded familiar to Bo Ye, but he couldn't remember who it was.

You Li is still teasing Yu Zirou to see if he can piss off this little trash like her without beating her to death.

Bo Ye put his hand on You Li's shoulder, a very light movement.

You Li, who was playing the game, thought it was Shang Siyi, but her shoulder happened to be a little sore, so she said, "Xiao Yiyi is quite sensible, please press it carefully."

Shang Siyi was concentrating on watching You Li's operation. He didn't see Bo Ye beside him, nor did he hear what You Li said.

Bo Ye pressed Zuo Li's shoulders step by step, the force was just right, and Zuo Li felt very comfortable.

Unexpectedly, Shang Siyi not only has a good voice, but also has a good massage.

But as he pressed his hand, he tried to dig in along her collar. Damn, he was so brave.

You Li didn't make a move, but spoke directly in a cold voice.

"Shang Siyi, my boyfriend is in my room. If you don't want your hand anymore, I will ask him to come over and break it off for you."