It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

"Xiao Li left the car? There will be a driver. It's better not to let him drive. It's not safe." Tang Chengyu frowned when he heard this.

Forget about Xiaoli's driving skills, he couldn't tell the difference between the brake and the accelerator.

"It's okay, drive slowly." Bo Ye put his hand on the free back of the chair and said with a chuckle.

Not to mention driving, he can drive small helicopters and even armored vehicles can fly.

I don't know what these uncles will think in the future when they know that You Li is not the good boy they think.

"Forget it, don't let Xiao leave, let the driver take him there." Although Fu Huailou didn't like Bo Ye now, he didn't feel at ease letting Xiao leave the car.

"My brother is very good at driving!" Fu Xiaoxiao said.

My younger brother is good at playing games, hitting people well, and driving cars well. He is super handsome.

"Okay? Have you ever been in a car driven by him?" Fu Huailou asked.

Fu Xiaoxiao thought about this for a while, and she was sure that her uncle was simply asking about the car.

But after all, she was a girl who knew all kinds of substitute words, so this car made her think a little... wrongly.

Fu Xiaoxiao immediately shook his head and said, "I haven't ridden in it, but my brother drives very well in the game, and the reality is definitely no different."

As soon as he heard what his niece said, Fu Huailou couldn't help but want to slap her.

"He can shoot one headshot in the game, but he can do it in reality?"

"That can't be done." Fu Xiaoxiao immediately shook his head again.

Bo Ye glanced at You Li, who was gnawing at the ribs, and his eyes darkened. This little thing is really capable.

"Xiao Li played the game well, do you want a box of soy milk?" Tang Chengyu asked.

When he arrived at the office this morning, he heard several teachers discussing this matter.

It is said that the acting student You Li is very good at playing games and has many fans who are chasing him crazily.

"Yeah." You Li nodded, chewed the ribs, and his mouth was still a little shiny.

She was too embarrassed to explain that the name was missing a few words.

"It was a backhand kill with a box of soy milk." Bo Ye said in a deep voice.

Tang Chengyu was startled, "Ah, this name is cute... quite domineering."

Look at You Li's avocado-green hair, and Xiao Li, does he need to get to know him again?

"It's okay, kid. I'm not good at studies, but I'm good at games. I'm still good at it. You can do it. Whatever you want, Uncle Fu will give it to you as a reward." Fu Huailou said with a smile.

Youliang raised his head, glanced at Fu Xiaoxiao, and asked, "I'll give you everything you want?"

"Well, I'll give it all." Fu Huailou thought that what he wanted was probably a sports car.

That look from his brother made Fu Xiaoxiao nervous. Damn it, his brother was going to say something about her, right?

what to do? The chair is a little bit stuck in my butt and I can't sit still.

"I want..." Youliang opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.

There was a lot of food left on the table and she wasn't full yet.

Uncle Fu probably couldn't lift such a big table even if he wanted to.

"Just tell me what you want, there's nothing to be embarrassed about with Uncle Fu." Fu Huailou picked up the wine glass and said.

"I want to introduce a very good boyfriend to Sister Xiaoxiao." While you were talking, you also made a special trip to see Uncle Tang.

Sure enough, upon hearing her words, Tang Chengyu paused in picking up the vegetables, and then tightened the chopsticks in his hands.

Yes, Uncle Tang still cares about Sister Xiaoxiao.

"Tsk, you are quite generous when your fiancé introduces his boyfriend to his fiancée." Fu Huailou put down his wine glass and said coldly.

Just as You Li was about to speak, Fu Huailou asked again, "How nice is that man? How old is he? What does he do? And what's his temper like?"

Hearing Uncle Fu's questions, You Li smiled.

"He's very good. He's handsome, he's a student, he has a good temper, he's simple and obedient, and the main thing is that he's younger than Miss Xiaoxiao."

You Li blew his hair upwards, the curls a little bit blocking his eyes.

Seeing his brother blow-drying his hair, Fu Xiaoxiao was about to take a photo with his phone before he realized that this was not Professor Tang, either?

Bo Ye frowned, who is he talking about?

Among those in their dormitory, the one who can be mentioned casually now is Shang Siyi.

Fu Huailou raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "It sounds pretty good. Then call me and have a look."

Fu Xiaoxiao and You Li shook their heads. No matter who the brother is, please don't call him. If my brother-in-law takes a fancy to him, my sister will be doomed.

"I'm not done yet, there's more left." Youli flattened the soy milk box.

It's flat with all four corners flattened, and then you put the chopsticks in your mouth and play with it.

In the past, if Youli wanted to play like this, Bo Ye would have kicked him, but now he just kept a calm face and played with the little things.

"He loves to play and make trouble, and his brain is slow to react. There are many men and women who like him, and he also..."

Before You Li finished speaking, Fu Huailou slapped the table and said, "I won't read it. It's no good that both men and women like him."

When Fu Huailou said this, he gave Bo Ye a special look.

Blame him again for taking away Xiao Li, annoying.

You Li leaned back on the chair and raised his head slightly, "Boys our age are all like this, and many people like me too."

The free look was cool, but also a bit arrogant, and the little tsundere made Bo Ye raise his hand to grab her hair.

But as soon as he saw the color, his hand dropped, and in the end he just pinched his earlobe.

The little thing's little idea went full circle, just to tell the old man that he was too young to be reliable.

"Then what are you introducing blindly? Are you annoying?" Fu Huailou saw Fu Xiaoxiao holding her cell phone to take pictures of You Li and Bo Ye, and raised his hand to hit her.

This little fool takes pictures every day, and there’s nothing special that’s good to take.

Before his hand fell, Tang Chengyu over there said, "Old Fu, stop fighting, she is not a child anymore."

Hearing Tang Chengyu's voice, Fu Xiaoxiao suddenly raised his head and looked over.

I was surprised that Professor Tang, an old man, would speak. What the hell... Fu Xiaoxiao's eyes were a little red.

Tang Chengyu held the wine glass in his hand and could see Fu Xiaoxiao looking at him from the corner of his eye.

He took a sip of wine and pursed his lips slightly. He should have held back.

Youli pinched Bo Ye's leg and signaled him to speak quickly.

Bo Ye held the free hand and spoke in a deep voice, "It's better to find a boyfriend who is older and knows how to love people."

After Bo Ye finished speaking, he turned his head and asked You Li, "Is it Li Li?"

"Ah, yes, you love me. You pamper me and coax me every day." After You Li said that, he felt his face turn red.

Damn it, Bo Ye really... takes advantage of every opportunity to be a matchmaker, so there's nothing to show off.

Bo Ye smiled. The little thing didn't know what it meant to really hurt him.

Fu Huailou didn't even have the eyes to see or the ears to hear, "Why don't you let others eat? What's the good of being older? I'm always looking after you, you little fool."

"You dyed your ugly little green hair, and he looks like he's going to eat you, what a piece of shit."

Bo Ye frowned, not too happy, the little green hairs sounded ugly, "This is not a little green hair, it's fresh avocado green, nice-looking."

Bo Ye was telling lies with open eyes, and it would be difficult for him to make it look good.

"That's right, my family..." Youliany paused mid-sentence. Damn, what is her family?

Now she doesn't have a name for Bo Ye, so what's the appropriate word for "my family"?

My third uncle?

My man?

My brother?

My Aye?

My brother?

Damn, there is no suitable one!

"What's your family? That old man in your family will lie to you." Fu Huailou deliberately emphasized the word "old man".

"My family..." You Li opened his mouth but still didn't say anything.

Bo Ye pinched the free earlobe and gently twisted it, as if to encourage the little thing to say a name.

Fu Xiaoxiao gestured anxiously to ask You Li to look at her.

You Li looked over and Fu Xiaoxiao mouthed four words to her repeatedly.

You Li frowned and read it several times, "Fuck, what did Sister Xiaoxiao say?"

Fu Xiaoxiao became anxious and slowed down his mouth again to show his brother.

You Li seemed to understand and learned it again, "My husband..."

Fuck, what did she say?