It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

You Li smiled, what to choose?

Fuck, Bo Ye never beat her when she made mistakes before. The most he could do was punish her by not eating meat.

The most severe punishment was when she dyed her hair light gray, and she was really punished to eat vegetarian food for a week.

Occasionally, Bo Ye couldn't suppress his anger and kicked her a few times, but the kicks were very light. She never cared as it was neither painful nor itchy.

It's good now. If I want to hit her, hehe, I'm really capable!

"You've only been in love for a few days, and you're going to commit domestic violence?" You Li looked at Bo Ye and asked aggrievedly.

If the voice of You Li is low, it will feel very wronged, and it seems that you will cry in the next second.

"Huh?" Bo Ye was startled, how could the little thing be involved in domestic violence?

"Huh what? You still want to hit me, Bo Ye, you are such a scumbag!"

You Li spoke very softly, as if he was so angry that he couldn't make a sound.

After hearing what You Liang said, Bo Ye laughed, and the deep laughter hit You Liang's ears.

You Li wanted to hide, but Bo Ye's fingers tapped on the side of her face.

The little thing didn't understand what he meant. He really didn't understand anything, which made him feel that he was so bad.

Bo Ye twisted the free earlobe again, chuckled and asked, "Hit you? When did I really hit you? I mean..."

You Li never felt that she was ticklish before, but every time Bo Ye would talk to her ear.

She was ticklish, and her heart was also in trouble, fluttering and beating wildly.

The last thing Bo Ye said was Xiao Xiaoye, and You Li suddenly thought of the photo album Bo Ye stole from his great-grandfather.

There is a photo in the upper left corner of the third page of the album. In the photo, Bo Ye, as a child, is standing with a milk bottle in her arms. She seems to be standing in an unsteady posture.

Next to him was a brown stuffed bear about the same height as him, with a bell hanging on the silly bear.

When Bo Ye was a child, she wore a small vest. Thinking of this, oh, Xiao Xiaoye!

Bo Ye wanted her to, fuck, uncle!

"No!" Youli refused simply.

"With your hair, I must punish you, otherwise you will dare to do anything wrong next time." Bo Ye spoke very softly, but in a tone that did not allow for discussion.

In fact, that's what Bo Ye said. If the little guy really doesn't want to be punished, he won't really do anything.

But you still have to take care of what you should take care of. Today I dyed my hair in a dull voice, and tomorrow I might get a tattoo.

He has seen the courage of little things.

"You can't cry, coax me, make trouble with me, quarrel, or fight. I won't let you go if I tell you."

You Li grinded his teeth, damn, Bo Ye really understood her.

What he just said, she really wanted to do it to him again. If she couldn't cry, she would have to fight in the end.

Fight? Seems great, right?

It's not that she can't beat him, she just doesn't want to fight Bo Ye.

You Li thought about it for a while, and it seemed that Bo Ye's request was not impossible.

Over the years, she has played with a lot of things. People always have to try new things.

Besides, even if she doesn't do it well, it's not her fault. After all, it was Bo Ye's request.

Bo Ye looked at the little pondering in You Li's eyes and smiled, "Give me the answer!"

"Shou, let me tell you Bo Ye, I compromised not because I was afraid of you, but because I wanted to..."

Before You Li could finish his words, his lips were sealed.

You Li looked at the ceiling, and the previous symptoms of discomfort seemed to be gone.

It's like her apprentice said, you just get used to it!

Bo Ye saw that Youliang was distracted and asked, "What are you thinking about?"

You Li replied smoothly, "I want to let it go!"

Bo Ye's eyes changed, let it go? Qin Fang?

"Who are you thinking about?" Bo Ye's low, slightly hoarse voice was obviously unhappy.

Although I know that You Li and Qin Fang are playing well, nothing will happen.

But at this time, he was thinking about Qin Fang, which was too much.

"Ah? Who am I thinking of?" You Li was a little confused.

"You said you wanted to let go!" Bo Ye repeated word for word.

Hey!

You Li looked at Bo Ye's displeased expression and realized, was he really jealous?

"No, Qin Fang said that Yu Xiaoxian'er was losing her temper with Father Huo, so I was curious and thought about it for a while."

Youli made an excuse at random, but it was hard to explain. Her apprentice had told her that she needed to get used to the sequelae of kissing.

Bo Ye sighed, he had not forgotten that when the little thing met Huo Tingzhou for the first time, he said he was interested in him.

Bo Ye lay on the bed, hugged You Liang and let her lean on his shoulder.

You Li looked at Bo Ye's pajamas and thought of the two phone cases she bought.

At that time, I just thought the characters above were quite intriguing and didn’t think too much about it.

Now when I think about it combined with what she wants to do, I understand a lot.

Gee, people, you really have to learn all the time, especially if you practice it yourself, you will really understand more.

Youli has never been a coy person. She just doesn't understand some things, but once she understands them, she finds them quite interesting.

Bo Ye twisted her free earlobe, her still slightly damp hair touching the back of his hand.

Bo Ye picked up a strand of hair, followed the curvature of the hair, wrapped it around her finger, and lowered her eyes to look at You Li's beautiful hand!

You Li said frankly, "I'm not very good at it!"

The word "tai" is used to give yourself some leeway, so isn't that bad?

Damn it, you can’t do it at all!

Bo Ye's eyes darkened, and his throat bones slid hard twice. Well, he couldn't free himself.

In the bathroom, You Li washed the foam on her hands. The smell of hand soap was her favorite, the cool cedar smell.

Her earlobes were still slightly red, but she wasn't actually embarrassed.

It's just that Bo Ye's voice just now was so pleasant, and it seemed that the voice was still lingering in her ears.

You Li washed her hands for more than ten minutes, which was almost the same time as when she took a shower just now.

By the time she came out of the bathroom, Bo Ye had already changed into new sheets and quilts.

Bo Ye is quick at everything, even changing the bed sheets and quilt covers.

It is very troublesome to dissociate, but Bo Ye can get it done in a few minutes every time.

Youli walked slowly along the floor. When Bo Ye was about to speak, Youli ran over and covered his mouth.