It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

After listening to Bo Ye's words, Youli pinched his palm.

It has to be something exciting, right?

If we just stay here for one night and don't sleep together, will we suffer from insomnia or will we die?

I was so angry that I wanted to ask Uncle Chen for two tablets of the old man’s antihypertensive pills!

"How old is he? He still sleeps with you. You can just pamper him. Do you want to give you Mumu's bottle so that you can make some milk for him?"

When Bo Zhengheng opened his mouth, what he said was absolutely funny and annoying.

"I'm drunk, he has to take care of me." Bo Ye held You Li's hand that was pinching him.

The little thing didn't feel any pain at all when he pinched him. He only pinched a little bit of flesh. After pinching him twice, all the flesh was gone.

Damn, why did she forget that Bo Ye also drank a small glass of white wine? Judging from his current posture, he must not be drunk.

But maybe I'll pretend to be drunk when I go to bed, and then I'll have to choose one of two. This time I might as well be more direct and choose one of three.

"My God, it's just a small glass of white wine, and you still have the nerve to say you're drunk? Isn't it embarrassing if someone calls you Master Bo?" Bo Zhengheng kept nodding at his face as he spoke.

Even if you didn't say it directly, it was too shameless for you to say it.

There was a faint smile on the corner of You Li's mouth with his head lowered. The old man's mouth was convinced.

You Li touched the USB flash drive in his sweater pocket and remembered that he hadn't given his birthday gift yet.

He took out the USB flash drive from his pocket and threw it directly to the old man, "Great grandpa, happy birthday!"

The old man reacted quickly and reached out to catch it, "Have you ever given me something like this?"

"That's what young people do." You Li replied with a smile.

Youli didn't put on much pretense today. She was the same as she was when she was with Bo Ye.

Bo Zhengheng snorted and said nothing. He would never admit that he was old.

"What is this? Don't you want to get me something inappropriate?" Bo Zhengheng looked at the USB flash drive and asked.

The old man of the Fu family coughed and reminded, "Hey, what are you talking about? Xiaoli is still a child."

"I'm already engaged to your Fu Xiaoxiao, so why don't we have children?" Bo Zhengheng studied the USB flash drive and replied casually.

"You don't want to order anymore, are you just joking?" The old man of the Fu family was a little confused.

When he found out that Xiaoli was getting engaged to Xiaoxiao, he was quite happy and felt that Fu Huailou, his uncle, had finally done something reliable.

Unexpectedly, a few days later they said they couldn't book it again, saying that the two kids were just having fun.

After hearing this, Bo Zhengheng suddenly turned around and looked at You Li's hair again, "Were you cheated on by his Fu Xiaoxiao? Is there someone else outside her?"

You Li quickly shook his head, "No, I just like this color... I came here just for fun."

"Awesome!" Bo Zhengheng gave a thumbs up to You Li.

"Old Chen, get this thing out, and I'll see what the angry man gave you." Bo Zhengheng shouted again.

Tsk, everyone left, and she turned from a little green treasure back into an annoying spirit.

Uncle Chen did everything very well, and the picture appeared on the big screen in just a few clicks.

On the screen was the cover of the photo album that Bo Ye took away.

As soon as he saw this, Bo Zhengheng immediately pointed at Bo Ye and said, "Thief!"

Bo Ye didn't reply, but approached You Li and asked, "Are you hungry?"

It was okay if Bo Ye didn't ask, but when he asked, You Liang felt hungry.

Seeing You Li nodded, Bo Ye called Uncle Chen, "Uncle Chen, Li Li is hungry, cook him a bowl of noodles."

"Okay, okay, what kind of noodles would you like, young master?" Uncle Chen asked with a smile.

You Li thought for a while and asked, "Can I make shrimp and sour bamboo shoot noodles?"

"Yes, you can eat whatever you want. Do you want to eat anything else?" Uncle Chen didn't know what kind of meat he wanted to eat directly.

Before Youliang could answer, Bo Ye said, "It's too late, don't give him meat."

"Okay, I'll get ready right now." Uncle Chen also felt that it was too late and it was difficult to digest meat.

It didn't matter if she was free, she really didn't want to eat meat.

Bo Zhengheng said disgustedly, "Give him meat. Our family is short of meat."

"I know, old man, give me some meat, give me some meat." Chen Shu responded.

The old man of the Fu family didn't say anything. This old man was a sharp-tongued man.

"Hey, look, little Aye is moving." Bo Zhengheng saw the picture on the screen and said excitedly to the old man of the Fu family.

On the screen, Bo Ye, as a child, was crawling on the bed, trying to get the milk bottle not far away.

The original photo was of Xiao Boye lying there, looking at the milk bottle. Youli made the static photo into a dynamic video.

And when this video is finished, it looks like it was recorded, and there is no trace of it being post-synthesized.

If it weren't for the birthday present for the old man, as a top hacker Y, Youliang would not bother to do this. It's too childish.

I like the old lady’s photos so much that I look at them every day.

This video looked more vivid, and she thought the old man would like it.

But Bo Ye's face didn't look good, and he asked You Liang in a low voice, "Did you also make a video of Xiao Xiaoye's photos?"

"Ah, what Xiao Xiaoye?" You Li pretended to be stupid.

"Pretending to be stupid? You play so hard, don't you know?" Bo Ye pinched his free fingers.

Even though he wasn't very happy, he didn't squeeze hard.

"Oh, that one, that's my private collection." When You Li said this, he rubbed his face and felt a little hot.

I didn’t drink anything today, but I felt a little dizzy.

Probably because she had some feelings after seeing You Zhen today.

She had never been favored by her great-grandfather since she was a child, but Bo Zhengheng gave it to her.

Although Bo Zhengheng always said he didn't like her, that meant he had never made it difficult for her.

Especially today, it was so warm that she wanted to call him grandpa a few more times.

She is very strong, but that's how people are. She always has longing in her heart. She longs for family affection because she has been lacking it since she was a child.

In the past, she didn't understand why Grandma Du downstairs always said that when people grow up, they always want to make up for the shortcomings of childhood.

For example, things she hasn't eaten before, toys she hasn't played with, but she wants warm company.

"Ouch, little Aye got under the quilt. I like to see him holding the bottle and hiding it, with his little butt sticking out. He's so cute."

"Every time I look at the photos, I recall his movements at that time, and now I can actually see the movement."

Bo Zhengheng was a little excited. He liked this birthday gift so much.

"Xiao Li is determined. It will definitely take a long time to do this." The old man of the Fu family sounded a little envious.

"That's right, my little boy is filial." Bo Zhengheng made it obvious.

The old man is like this. He likes to be envied by others for what he has but others don't have. He is very childish.

"Did you do it?" Bo Ye asked You Li.

"How can I do it? This is very difficult. Please let me do it." Youli said and yawned.

It's nice to have an apprentice who can serve as a shield.

Bo Ye couldn't tell whether Hei Laixi was good at this. He remembered that he was not very good at flute engraving and computers.

When Uncle Chen said the noodles were ready, You Li immediately shook off Bo Ye's hand and ran to eat the noodles.

It's not that she is greedy, but if she doesn't run away, Bo Ye's eyes will definitely grab her neck and kiss her.

After Youli went to the restaurant to eat, Bo Zhengheng sat down and asked Bo Ye, "Why don't you care about the little green hair he dyes?"

"Didn't you say it looks good?" Bo Ye folded the blanket and asked with a smile.

Bo Zhengheng slapped the table, "I secretly took two antihypertensive pills and almost fainted."

"As long as he likes it, there's nothing to worry about." Bo Ye put the folded blanket aside.

Bo Ye would always do these things that he could easily do.

Unlike wandering, even if something falls on the ground, he will not bend down to pick it up.

Bo Zhengheng snorted coldly, "Hey, he will shave your bald head someday. Don't worry about me asking for antihypertensive medicine. I won't make you mad to death."