It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

After Fu Huailou finished speaking, he hung up the phone and looked at the phone with a puzzled look on his face.

Why was she taught bad things by Bo Ye?

Bo Ye took her cell phone and said, "Go have breakfast, and I'll take you back to school."

"Oh." You Li walked to the restaurant while rubbing the floor, still thinking about how Bo Ye taught her so bad?

There was Ming Li's class this afternoon, no, it was a cheongsam class, and it was time for her to learn about him.

Whether it is a secret training camp or a blood trial, cheongsam is the key.

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T dormitory

When Youli returned to the dormitory, Yu Xiaoxianer walked out holding a juice cup.

"Drink." Yu Xiaoxian'er yawned and said.

"Your eyes, fuck, are you crying?" Yu Xiaoxian'er's eyes were a little swollen like hers.

Yu Xiaoxian'er nodded, as if she had been wronged.

You Li pursed her lower lip, and she thought of what Yu Xiaoxian'er said about wearing a tail before Huo's father hung up the phone yesterday.

Are you crying because you were bullied by Father Huo?

Youli pinched his earlobe, fuck!

"Who bullied you?" You Li couldn't directly tell Huo's father.

Yu Xiaoxian'er rubbed her forehead against You Li's shoulder, "Ye Jingyi!"

"That author who you want to lock up and beat for writing novels?" You Li has an impression of this name, because it has the word "night" for Bo Ye and the word "yi" for Shang Siyi.

"Yeah, yeah, he added knives to my candy, good or bad!" Yu Xiaoxian'er's voice was aggrieved, and she was about to cry again as she spoke.

You Li drank the juice. Damn it, why couldn't she understand this?

What is sugar-added knife?

As if she knew that You Li didn't understand, Yu Xiaoxian'er explained, "It's just that the sweet text contains abuse. You can tell whether he is bad or not."

"Oh..." You Li was a little speechless. Xiao Xian'er was so engrossed in reading a novel, so what?

Yu Xiaoxian'er added, "But it's not necessarily cruel. After all, he is a rebellious author."

You Li took the last sip of juice and said, "Then if he dares to abuse him, you will let Qingzhou slap his ass to death."

Qingzhou, who was lying obediently on top of her, chirped, as if to say yes.

"Xiao Xian'er, you said before that there is one thing about me that you don't know, that is, I am a woman. Do you know everything else about me?" Youli suddenly thought of something and asked.

"Yeah, but I can't say that it will turn ugly." Yu Xiaoxian'er's forehead was still rubbing against the free shoulder, as if she was coquettishly acting coquettishly.

His eyes just fell on the free belly, and his eyes curved into crescent moons with a smile. It was almost two months old!

"Okay!" You Li didn't want Xiao Xian'er to become ugly.

Youli couldn't help but asked, "Is it fun to wear a tail?"

Xiao Xian'er suddenly raised her head, her beautiful eyes shining like stars.

"It's fun. If you want to wear it, I'll give it to you!"

"But I don't know what kind of tail Mr. Bo likes you wearing! Why don't you ask him?"

You Li squeezed the juice cup in her hand and thought about the scene of her wearing a tail, fuck.

If you ask Bo Ye about this, he will definitely say shamelessly that he wants any tail.

"Farewell, I really can't afford this." As soon as You Li finished speaking, her phone rang.

Reminding her that she had the credit information, Bo Huainan very wisely transferred 666 million to her, which was a very pleasing word count.

Youli went to the official website to place an order and bought all the chains.

Sure enough, it's not my own money, so I don't feel bad about spending it at all.

Guiluo also sent her an email, telling her that everything was ready.

In the past two years, she has hacked into Youjia Company many times and collected a lot of interesting things, just to give You Qingsong a big gift when necessary.

Just as You Li was about to reply to his message, Gui Luo sent another email.

"Your brother cooked noodles for the instructor yesterday and almost burned down the kitchen."

Looking at this message, You Li smiled. Well, should she also cook a meal for Bo Ye?

"Xiao Xian'er, please teach me how to cook!" You Li said to Yu Xiao Xian'er in response to the message.

"I can't. If you want to cook for Master Bo, you have to go back to Bai Zehe or go back to your old house and learn from the chef there!"

After hearing this, Youli pinched Xiao Xian'er's face. As expected of him, she knew what she wanted to do.

You Li went back to his room, changed his clothes, and took out Y's spare mobile phone.

Sure enough, as she thought, the old man sent her another message.

"Little girl, you have to stay cool!"

Seeing this news, the ends of You Li's eyes instantly turned red. Damn it, why do you cry so easily recently? It's not like her anymore!

You Li replied with a message.

"Old kid, you have to stay handsome!"

You Li looked at his phone and whispered, "Grandpa, you need to be healthy."

After lunch, You Li went to class.

Many people come to the performance department to take classes in order to squat. After all, she often misses classes, and if they want to meet her, they have to squat.

In the afternoon class, everyone was listless, so many people didn't react when they wandered in.

By the time he reacted, You Li was already sitting in the last row.

Before everyone could get used to Free's new hair color, they were attracted by the little bunny lying on her head.

Idols are idols, always so different.

Such a cool and handsome person has a cute little rabbit lying on his head.

This contrast in cuteness is really hard not to be excited. If you can’t get an idol, it’s great if you can get that rabbit!

Such a cute mini rabbit, I really want to grab it!

You Li was sitting there as if he had no bones in his body, his posture was lazy and cool.

The sun shone on her hair, making Xiao Qingzhou feel lazy.

When Ming Li walked in, he glanced at You Li inadvertently, and then started class.

His lectures were good, but not many people listened attentively, and they were all looking away.

You Li glanced at everyone and pointed at the projection, indicating that everyone should pay attention to the lecture.

Just such a random action made everyone faint with excitement.

The idol is so handsome that he faints from lack of oxygen just by looking at him. Can the hospital treat him?

You Li sighed and took out a box of soy milk from his sweater pocket.

As soon as she inserted the straw, she remembered the scene on the playground where everyone drank soy milk with her.

Fuck, it won’t happen again, right?

When You Liang looked over, he saw that everyone was inserting straws into the soy milk cartons.

Then they all waited obediently for her to drink soy milk!

Mingli's lecture voice also stopped, and then he looked at You Li and said, "I'll talk again after you finish drinking!"

You Li looked at Mingli, tilted his head slightly, smiled, bit the straw, and drank the soy milk.

Then, everyone imitated her actions, tilted their heads slightly, and drank soy milk with a smile.

The movements are neat and tidy, well-behaved and cute!

When You Li finished drinking the soy milk, he was playing with the soy milk box.

Mingli spoke again, "You Li, in view of your behavior, ask your parents to pick you up from school."

"Is it okay to have a boyfriend without parents?" You Li raised the corners of his lips and asked with a smile.