It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

You Li rubbed his face and looked at Yu Shaoqing for a while before speaking, "Are you sure you know that I have schizophrenia?"

"Of course I know, hurting people is uncontrollable, and no one will remember it in the end, right?" Yu Shaoqing pouted slightly, with seriousness in his tone.

You can tell me I'm not good-looking because of my great posture, but you can't doubt the secrets I know.

After listening to Yu Shaoqing's words, You Li gave him a thumbs up.

Yu Xiaoxianer fully understood her situation and anticipated what would happen to her.

But he didn't seem worried at all and even bought the island.

If she had said she liked living in the mountains that day, then he would have bought a mountain.

Well, the conclusion is that Yu Xiaoxianer is very rich, so she can buy whatever she wants!

"Bought an island?" Youli asked.

Yu Shaoqing nodded.

"Extra large?" You Li asked again.

Yu Shaoqing nodded again.

Youli also nodded, "Then I'll take you, Fangfang, and Toffee to live there?"

Yu Shaoqing nodded again, this time quite a bit, with obvious anticipation in his bright eyes.

You Li hugged the pillow and sat up, "Let's not talk about you and Fang Fang. Let's talk about Toffee. That's Bo Ye's person. Should I take him away?"

"What's the difference between that and telling Bo Ye directly where I went?"

Yu Shaoqing ate potato chips and shook his head, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. When it's time to leave, the little milk wolf will definitely enter your harem and become yours!"

"Me, my people?" Youliang stuttered, why do you feel like such a scumbag.

"Hmm, your people, we are all the treasures of your harem!" Yu Shaoqing nodded seriously.

Oh, Xiao Xian'er is no longer afraid of his father taking care of him, and claims to be her baby again.

"Ah..." Youli didn't know what to say.

Originally, she wanted to leave quietly by herself, but now she took the harem babies on an island tour.

What was a very sad thing turned into joy in an instant.

The biggest reason why she left was that she didn't want to be a burden to Bo Ye, and she didn't want to hurt him uncontrollably.

Let alone him bear the pain of her being by his side but not recognizing him.

But Yu Xiaoxian'er has Huo's father, her apprentice has Uncle Yan, and Xiaolang is also Bo Ye's.

If everyone left with her, wouldn't the imperial city be blown up?

Why don't you dig three feet into the ground to dig them out?

Seeing Yu Xiaoxian'er happily eating potato chips, she rubbed her face freely and tapped Qingzhou above her head with her finger.

"Come on, put it in my hand, and I'll play with you, slowly."

Xiao Qingzhou hesitated for a moment, and finally jumped onto the free hand obediently.

Freely bent his knees and touched Qingzhou in his hand. It was a small one and it felt really good.

The soft fur is very comfortable to touch.

"I'm a schizophrenic. If I take you on a trip, I'll kill you before your father kills me."

When You Li said this, his tone was very calm, which made people feel depressed.

"Nonsense, I'm Yu Shaoqing, I can't die so easily." Yu Shaoqing retorted childishly.

Tsk, what I said is that it is not easy to die, but you will definitely be injured by her.

Xiao Qingzhou must have felt comfortable being touched by You Li, and he lay directly in her hand, no longer looking like a fairy rabbit at all.

Yu Shaoqing put down the large bag of potato chips as big as a pillow and suppressed the smile on his lips.

"Lili, every step of your life, what will happen and who will accompany you, are all destined."

"I can predict it, but I can't intervene to change your fate. Likewise, you can't change some things that are destined to happen, right?"

Yu Shaoqing said these two sentences seriously and seriously.

After saying that, he hugged the big bag of potato chips and started eating, squinting his eyes happily, "Li Li, let's make dumplings to eat tomorrow!"

The topic changed too quickly, from fate to making dumplings. After a moment of confusion, he smiled.

Damn, it’s indeed Yu Xiaoxian’er!

Forget it, she didn't want to think about it anymore. No matter how good the plan was, it could not withstand unexpected situations.

You Li took a piece of potato chips and bit into it bit by bit like Qing Zhou eating a carrot, "I can't make dumplings!"

"I don't know how to do it either, but Little Milk Wolf likes to eat dumplings, so let's make them together and play!" Yu Shaoqing said in a low voice.

You Li nodded and understood that Yu Xiaoxian'er was creating an opportunity for her to bring Xiao Lang into her harem as soon as possible.

"Bao!" Youli said and stood up, Qing Zhou followed her arm and jumped to the top of her head.

Walking to the door, he put his hand on the door handle, pursed his lips twice, and then turned to look at Yu Shaoqing.

He asked softly, "Even if the child can be born, I will not recognize him, right?"

Yu Shaoqing looked at her with a smile. He said nothing and only smiled when he couldn't answer the questions.

You Li nodded, opened the door and walked out.

After night falls, the dissociation in sleep is trapped by the suffocating feeling of abandonment.

She kept swimming in the cold water. The shore was clearly right in front of her, but she couldn't swim across it.

Just when she was about to drown, she saw Bo Ye standing on the shore, and there was a little boy standing next to him.

Looking over again, Bo Ye was holding a little girl in his arms, and they were all waving to her.

She opened her mouth to speak, but what came into her mouth was cold sea water, and her body sank uncontrollably.

You Li woke up suddenly, jumped out of bed, ran into the bathroom, and vomited until tears flowed out.

Youli was sitting on the ground, his hands hanging down, and his whole body seemed to have been drained of muscles and bones.

Qingzhou stood at the door and looked at her. She was obviously just a little rabbit, but her eyes seemed to have human emotions, full of distress.

"Fuck, don't get pregnant with a baby bunny, it won't feel very good!" You Li leaned against the wall and closed his eyes.

Qing Zhou chirped a few times, as if to warn You Li not to say bad words.

You Li smiled and tapped his belly with his finger, "It seems I haven't said hello to you yet, little one."

Youliang pursed his lips slightly and spoke slowly, "Hello, I'm Youliang."

She remembered that she was ten months pregnant. Calculating the time, she still had eight months to give birth to him.

It's been so long that she probably doesn't remember anyone at that time.

Damn, she really wanted to drain all the blood from her body.

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next day

You Li was awakened by the sound of chopping something.

Damn, you’re just making dumplings so early in the morning, right?

Because after vomiting last night, she didn't go to bed until almost three in the morning. Now she didn't have enough sleep to think about it, and she was too noisy to fall asleep.

"Qing Zhou, go tell them to be quiet." You Li pointed at Qing Zhou sleeping on her pillow.

After clicking several times, Qingzhou didn't respond, and his drooping ears didn't move.

Is this dead?