It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

Qin Fang glared at You Liang, his face turned red, and even his earlobes turned red, "What did you say? It's just stomachache and waist pain."

As a disciple and a man, it was not easy for him to talk about menstruation to the woman who was his master.

But couldn't his master have a little bit of self-consciousness?

"Fuck, you still know this?" You Li smiled, looking at his apprentice's blushing face, it was so cute.

Thinking it was cute, Youliang reached out and touched Qin Fang's face.

Xiaolang, who was sitting on the other side of Youliang drinking, frowned slightly, not understanding what it meant. How was he going to report it to his husband?

What stomachache? Waist|ache?

Also, the young master touched Qin Fang’s face just now. Do you want to report this?

It's so good to play, but that's the only thing that's bad about it, it's not easy to follow the rules.

"Don't touch." Qin Fang avoided his master's hand, wondering why he couldn't remember that he was a girl.

"It's not because of that, it's because of some other special circumstances. Do you want to listen?" You Li approached his apprentice and asked in a low voice.

Qin Fang shook his head and refused again. He must have asked Xiao Xian'er to get Xiao Lang drunk and then sneak out.

"Okay!" You Li, who was rejected again, waited to see her apprentice's expression when he found out she was pregnant.

Rejected her twice in a row, no love left.

Over there, Shang Siyi asked Yu Shaoqing unhappily, "Are you just going to drink with him?"

"We are Yiyi jealous!" Yu Shaoqing rubbed Shang Siyi's face with his hands and said with a smile.

Shang Siyi pouted when Yu Shaoqing rubbed his face. He was handsome, and even though his face was rubbed out of shape, he was still very cute.

"You only have one cup, right? If your father sees it, I will be finished." Shang Siyi wanted to take away Yu Shaoqing's hand, but found that he couldn't do it.

Yu Shaoqing looked like he was obviously not using any force. What's going on?

Yu Shaoqing shook his head and said, "Dad is angry with me and won't come today."

After saying that, he pinched Shang Siyi's face and said, "We Yiyi will become super stars, very shiny."

Qin Fang sighed, Yu Xiaoxian'er's repeated words were really easy for people to misunderstand.

Those who didn't know thought that Shang Siyi was going to become a gorilla.

Freely drank soy milk, and it turned out that Yu Xiaoxianer didn't add Shang Siyi to the island tour list because he wanted to become a big star in Super Flash.

Shang Siyi somewhat believed in Yu Shaoqing's magic, even though it couldn't be explained scientifically.

But because of Yu Shaoqing's words, Shang Siyi drank three glasses of wine in a row.

In the end, Qin Fang grabbed the wine glass and stopped drinking.

Shang Siyi started singing after he fainted from drinking. Although it was a cappella, it really surprised Xiaolang.

Xiao Lang whispered to You Li, "He sings so beautifully."

Because she lowered her voice, her voice sounded like it had a hook attached to it.

"He's handsome too." You Li also approached Xiaolang and whispered.

She felt that everything Xiaolang said was very serious, but it happened to have a little milky voice. The big contrast made people find it particularly interesting.

"Not as handsome as the young master." Xiaolang said seriously.

Seeing that his master and Xiaolang's heads were almost touching, Qin Fang pulled on Li Li's sleeve and said, "Don't get too close."

"Ah?" Youli didn't realize why he didn't get too close.

"Don't get too close to him, your face will be touching." Qin Fang whispered.

You Li took a sip of soy milk and then smiled. His apprentice is so cute.

"Then I'll get closer to you." Youli said and leaned towards Qin Fang.

Qin Fang pointed his finger on her shoulder and asked her to sit up straight, "You can't get too close to anyone. You... are a family man, can you be more careful."

Qin Fang was so angry that he almost called you a girl.

The little wolf has good ears. No matter how low Qin Fang's voice is, he can still hear it.

After hearing this, he decided not to tell his husband that the young master touched Qin Fang's face.

Because he was very close to the young master just now, Qin Fang was right, the young master is a family man, and he forgot about propriety.

You Li cleared her throat, feeling a little embarrassed, she took out her phone and said, "I'll call Keke here too!"

While she is still under control, let's have a meal together and get together. After all, it's not easy to have fun together by fate.

Youli was looking through the call records when Yu Shaoqing over there said, "He can't come, he's busy."

"What is he busy with?" You Li asked smoothly.

Yu Shaoqing just smiled and said nothing. He looked away and dialed Dong Zike's number.

The call was quickly connected, but Dong Zike's voice was very low, "Master Li, what's the matter?"

"Come to my dormitory for a late-night snack!" You Li said softly, holding the soy milk box.

"I can't go, I'm eating." Dong Zike's voice on the other end of the phone was still very low.

This made You Li a little curious. Who would he have a late night snack with? Even if he knew how to eat, he didn't dare to say anything.

You must know that Dong Zike has a loud voice, so he would be choked to death by talking like this.

"Professor Tang, fuck, stop talking, he's looking at me." Dong Zike hung up the phone after saying that.

Professor Tang? Uncle Tang?

Uncle Tang found Dong Zike for a late-night snack at this time, which was interesting.

You Li went to see Yu Xiaoxian'er again, and then raised the soy milk to him to express his admiration.

Yu Shaoqing narrowed his eyes and smiled, suggesting that everyone take a photo together.

This time the C position was given to Shang Siyi, which moved the child so much that he almost cried.

Yu Shaoqing's ability is to make a very sad thing very happy for you.

After finishing the midnight snack, Shang Siyi was so drunk that he called Qin Fang daddy and Yu Shaoqing mommy.

Finally, he hugged the little wolf's legs and called him "baby", but the little wolf couldn't bear to kick him away.

Only Youli was sitting happily on the sofa, and Shang Siyi still called her Sha Ye.

After all, he had been calling him "Sha Ye" for more than nine hundred days, and it was already engraved in the depths of his memory.

Xiaolang's drinking capacity was as good as Yu Shaoqing's. The two of them drank so many glasses mixed with fruit pieces without blushing.

In the end, he dragged Shang Siyi back to the room. It was better to say he was dragging him on the ground, because Shang Siyi kept holding his legs and wouldn't let go.

Qin Fang was not drunk, but he was a little dizzy. As soon as he got up and wanted to go back to his room, the door of the dormitory was pushed open.

Su Yan walked in wearing training uniform.

You Li looked at the key in his hand and went to see Yu Shaoqing. He covered his face with a smile and ran back to the room.

You Li was speechless. How many keys did Yu Xiaoxianer have?

"How much alcohol have you drunk?" Su Yan asked with a frown. The smell of alcohol in the room was very strong.

Qin Fang snorted coldly, "Don't you have eyes? You can't see."