It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

"You're kidding me, your butt has two halves to begin with." Youli said and spanked him again.

The free blow was not heavy, and the little ancestor couldn't pretend to be in pain even if he wanted to.

Finally, he lay on Free's shoulder, giggling, "Oh, I forgot that my butt has two halves."

You Li originally wanted to hit the little ancestor's hand, but ended up holding it on his butt.

"Brother, I'm so hungry. Let's go eat hot pot. The hot pot is full of meat."

"Aren't you going to kill them?" Youli carried the little ancestor on his back and walked to the restaurant.

The little ancestor rubbed her neck and coquettishly said, "Fathers can wash, cook, take care of the house and care for the home, so let's keep it for now!"

You Li snorted coldly and said impatiently, "You are the only one who has a lot to do."

"Well, I am a busybody, a busybody, a lovable little busybody." Little Ancestor said while kicking his calf.

"Don't move your legs." You Li pinched the base of the little ancestor's leg.

The little ancestor smiled sweetly and said, "Legs and Legs are disobedient. My brother is carrying me, and I am trembling with happiness!"

If the little ancestor coaxes others, not only will his mouth be smeared with honey, but the person being coaxed will also feel as sweet as eating honey.

You Li pursed his lips lightly, with a faint smile on the corners of his lips.

In the restaurant

The little wolf drank a big mouthful of ice water in one breath. He was afraid of the heat.

It happened to be very hot today, and there were two hot pots boiling on the dining table.

It was really hot. He really couldn't understand why he had to eat hot pot on such a hot day.

"Stop drinking. Drinking ice water and eating hot pot will definitely cause diarrhea." Qin Fang snatched the water glass from Xiaolang's hand.

Yu Shaoqing has been putting vegetables into the clear soup pot, looking at the pot with a pair of beautiful eyes smiling.

"Why not install air conditioning in the first place?" Qin Fang took the fan on the side and fanned himself. He was also very hot.

If his master hadn't said he wanted to eat hot pot yesterday, he wouldn't have done it today. It was really painful.

"I forgot!" Yu Shaoqing picked up green vegetables and blew on them.

Yu Shaoqing likes to eat vegetables, just like You Li likes to eat meat, he is very dedicated.

You need to know the meat you eat when you have some dissociated consciousness.

Yu Shaoqing felt very sorry for his stomach's exclusive love for vegetables.

Qin Fang didn't believe that Xiao Xian'er had forgotten.

"Do you really want to eat hot pot with the young master?" Xiao Lang was so hot that he didn't even want to mix the dipping sauce.

Yu Shaoqing nodded, "Yeah, hot pot needs more people to make it lively."

Xiaolang stirred the dipping sauce in the bowl and looked at the boiling hot pot.

"Exciting? Aren't you afraid that the young master will screw us all?" Xiao Nai's voice was filled with speechlessness.

These two pots of boiling hot pot soup would definitely not be enough for them to cook.

But it's okay to splash it on them and peel off a layer of skin.

"Don't be afraid, I have a little ancestor." Yu Shaoqing bit the kale and ate it in small bites.

The way he ate kale with his mouth tightly pursed looked like a little rabbit.

"Forget about that traitor, he told my master to let her kill the three of us."

Qin Fang laughed angrily as he spoke, not because of his rebellious behavior.

Instead, I thought of my little ancestor who had put on his trousers inside out, so he took the time to take them off and put them on again.

"Why, why?" Xiaolang was sad. They were dads.

"How do I know? That kid is full of evil."

Qin Fang said, looking at the vegetables in the clear soup pot, and then at the beef slices in the spicy pot.

After hesitating for a moment, he finally reached his chopsticks into the spicy pot.

He was recently led by Little Wolf, and he is also very good at eating spicy food.

"Who's so full of bad ideas?" The little ancestor was dissatisfied when he was carried in by Zuo Li.

Yu Shaoqing blew the cabbage and replied, "It's fine. You know what you're asking."

The little ancestor kicked his calf, put it next to You Li's ear, and asked, "Brother, there is bad water in my stomach, will I die?"

"Where's your brain?" Youli threw the little ancestor on the chair.

The little ancestor tugged on the free hem of his clothes, his eyes instantly turned red, "Brother, I'm going to die, will you be sad?"

He is worthy of being the biological son of You Li, a 20th-level acting major. His acting skills are truly inherited.

My eyes will always be red, and if I say one more word, I will cry.

After listening to the little ancestor's words, You Li wanted to slap the hand holding the chopsticks.

Immediately, he touched the little ancestor's mouth with his chopsticks.

He warned in a cold voice, "If you talk nonsense again, I'll cut your tongue."

After hearing this, the little ancestor immediately shut his mouth.

Qin Fang looked at his master. It had been a long time since we had dinner together.

Even though the master had just thrown her over his shoulder, he really wanted to hug her.

I really want the master to act coquettishly with him...

You Li placed the bowl in his hand on the table with a bit of force.

The little wolf was so startled that he covered his face with a plate. He was really afraid that the young master would flip the table and the hot pot soup would splash on his face.

You Li looked at Qin Fang coldly, "If you look again, I'll dig out your eyeballs and throw them into the pot."

Qin Fang clenched the chopsticks in his hand and pursed his lips, not wanting to hug his master anymore.

Youlian glanced at Xiaolang again, who was still holding a plate to cover his face.

Little Wolf slowly put down the plate and asked, "Young Master, do you want some sashimi? I can cut some for you..."

You Li withdrew his eyes and said nothing.

The little wolf exhaled. The young master did not say that he wanted to kill him, remove his arms and legs, or ask for his organs.

It seems that he still has weight in the young master's heart!

Just when he was about to turn his head to show off to Qin Fang, You Li said coldly, "Why don't you go quickly? Don't you want your hand anymore?"

The little wolf was startled. He just said it casually, but he really wanted to eat it.

Seeing that the little wolf didn't move, he smashed the bowl in You Li's hand.

Xiaolang caught it easily and stood up reluctantly, "I'm going to fillet the fish right now."

Xiao Nai's voice was full of grievances. He wanted to eat hot pot.

Yu Shaoqing happily ate the vegetables, with a look of disgust in his cold eyes.

Clear soup, clear water and green vegetables, what's delicious?

You Li picked up the beef slices from the spicy pot and ate them in his mouth.

The cold expression was slightly startled, but it tasted pretty good.

The little ancestor stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the beef slices, but Qin Fang slapped his chopsticks away.

"You and Xian'er's father have a clear soup pot."

"That pot has no meat!" The little ancestor licked his lips, greedy to death.

"It's too spicy, you can't eat it." Qin Fang said, putting some beef slices into Yu Shaoqing's clear soup pot.

"My vegetable pot is ruined..." Yu Shaoqing, who had just added kale, looked at the tender beef slices in the pot and was about to cry.

"Dad, your vegetables took advantage of my beef, so you don't lose." As long as there is meat, the little ancestor can eat any pot.

Just as Yu Shaoqing was about to speak, he was shut up by a cold look from You Li.

But his eyes were full of smiles. The more You Li protected his little ancestor, the sooner they could go home.

The little ancestor thought of something and suddenly said, "By the way, dads, my brother hasn't grown any chickens."

Qin Fang just took a sip of juice and choked on his little ancestor's words.

The little ancestor rolled his eyes at his father. He is so old that he can still choke on juice.

After reading it, he said seriously, "He won't let me see it, so show it to him!"