It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

"What did you say?"

Bo Ye heard what You Li said clearly, but he thought he heard it wrong.

Jiang Si is the Buddha's hand?

Looking at Bo Ye's expression, Youliang knew that he didn't know.

"It was Phalaenopsis who told me that my uncle is a Buddha's hand. Of course, I don't rule out that he lied to me."

"But I think I still need to tell you, although I don't think my uncle would..." Do such a thing

Youli didn't say anything else. She was not her uncle, so she couldn't defend him.

And his little uncle is still in a state of amnesia and can't ask anything.

She had heard about the Buddha's hand when she was in the secret training camp.

She always thought that Buddha's Hand should be an older person. After all, this title was not something that young people would use.

Bo Ye didn't speak, and his face looked a little gloomy.

You Li didn't say anything anymore, just squeezed Bo Ye's fingers gently.

The room was very quiet, so quiet that You Li could hear Bo Ye's heartbeat.

"if……"

As soon as You Liang opened her mouth, Bo Ye pinched her earlobe.

"Children, don't worry about adults' matters. We will solve them."

You Li's beautiful eyes blinked, damn, she couldn't refute this.

She is indeed a child among her third uncle and her younger uncle.

You Liang pursed his lower lip and replied, "Okay, you can solve it yourself."

Bo Ye is Bo Ye, and things are clearly divided.

She is her, and her uncle is her uncle.

Bo Ye's current attitude is to tell her if her uncle is really the Buddha's hand.

There won't be any changes between them.

He would settle the accounts with her uncle.

If her little uncle was Buddha's hand, then he would really feel sorry for Bo Ye.

Now she just hopes that her uncle has another identity and is not Buddha's hand.

Otherwise, even if Bo Ye didn't care, how would she face his two dead brothers.

"Don't think about it. This is not what your child should think about."

Bo Ye changed the subject and asked, "Does the wound hurt? Is there anything you want to eat?"

"I was fed a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs by my brother just now. The instructor made it. It was terrible."

"Just now, there were so many people that I didn't feel any pain, but now it hurts."

I didn’t pretend that it didn’t hurt, it just hurt.

"Xiao Ke is really capable of doing anything for your brother, it's rare." Bo Ye said with emotion.

You Li must be convinced by this point. The instructor is really nice to her brother and has nothing to say.

"Shall I give you a blowjob?"

Bo Ye couldn't think of any other way to deal with the pain.

Painkillers are of no use to her because of this free injury.

"Goodbye, your son blew me a little bit and it was so itchy."

Thinking of the little ancestor's cheeks puffing up and blowing, You Liang wanted to laugh.

"There is a difference between a son and a husband." Bo Ye smiled and sat on the other side of the bed.

You Li was wearing sports shorts. The gauze was bandaged very carefully by Bai Wan and looked very beautiful.

It looked like a bandage was wrapped around the leg, not like an injury.

Bo Ye leaned forward, got close to the free leg, and blew twice.

Without raising his head, he asked in a low voice, "Are you itchy?"

"It doesn't itch..." Youliang looked down, and his eyes fell on Bo Ye's ears.

From her angle, Bo Ye's ears looked very beautiful.

However, from her perspective, it felt like Bo Ye was not blowing on his injured area.

But in...

Damn it, don't worry about her brain, she's just pretending to be something yellow.

Youli covered his face, it was dangerous!

"It doesn't hurt anymore. Get up quickly."

"Do you believe this lie?"

Bo Yechui was serious, it would be good if it could alleviate a little pain.

I remember that when I was pretending to be coward, I would get knocked on my knee by the corner of the table, and I would cry so hard that I wanted to die.

It hurt so much that those who didn't know thought she had broken her leg.

It was good now, she didn't care about the multiple injuries.

"No, itchy, itchy, itchy..."

The itch that You Li mentioned was not the itch of being blown around the wound, but the instinctive response of the body.

"Didn't I say no just now..." Itch

Before Bo Ye finished speaking, the door was pushed open.

"Hey, let me tell you..."

The little ancestor who ran in saw his father blowing his mother's wound on the bed and forgot what he wanted to say.

"Is it because your husband blows you and you don't feel itchy?"

The little ancestor said this somewhat jealously.

Competing with his father for his mother seems to be an experience that every boy has had.

"Yeah, why are you jealous?" You Li replied lazily, still covering his face.

"You Li, you're going too far." After the little ancestor said this, he closed the door and left.

"Sooner or later this door will break..."

Youli felt that when they entered her room, it was like entering a no-man's land, very casual.

Bo Ye raised his head and asked with a smile, "Where are you itching?"

Bo Ye, the old fox, still discovered it.

"Hey, that's too much. Two disabled people, please calm down!"

You Li touched his face. It was a little warm, but he was still a little tender.

"I didn't think about anything, but you, you must have thought about a passionate little movie right now!"

You Li smiled, there was no way to deny it, she did think about it.

Bo Ye has always given people the impression of being cold and taciturn. Who would have thought that there would be times when he could be so eloquent.

"My son just followed your lead. You have wronged grandpa."

You Li said this in a very soft tone, with a slight smile, as if he was drunk.

Not acting coquettishly with Bo Ye, but every word he said.

They are all like little hooks, hooking Bo Ye.

Bo Ye looked at You Liang, his deep eyes full of doting.

"Well, I have wronged you, grandpa, but have I wronged you? Did you think about a short movie just now?"

"Bo Ye, are you forcing me to fight with you..." A fight

Before You Li could finish his words, Bo Ye kissed her on the lips.

It's so rude to interrupt someone in this way.

"Concentrate and help you relieve the pain." Bo Yeqing|kissed and whispered.

You Li smiled, "Fuck, should I apply for a patent for this pain relief method?"

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but I feel like the wound doesn't really hurt that much anymore.

Does this method work so quickly?

Just as Youli was thinking about this problem, the door to her room was pushed open violently.

The door hit the wall with a loud sound.

You Li was startled and bit directly on the tip of Bo Ye's tongue.

Bo Ye hissed...

The person who came in didn't care what the two people on the bed were doing, and cursed fiercely with a crying sound.

"You're such a troublesome bad thing!"