It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

Damn it, this hat was put on her, she must have that function too!

Seeing how stupid You Li was who could choke even if he drank water, Bo Ye really wanted to hang him upside down in the control water to dry his brain.

Bo Nian didn't react for a moment and looked at Bo Ye blankly.

After looking at it for a few seconds, he gave me a thumbs up and said, "Your association skills are really like this."

Bo Ye wiped You Li's mouth with a tissue and asked impatiently, "Is that true?"

Bo Nian was also impatient and said, "My male god is curved. He likes men."

God, please save her!

You Li rubbed his forehead against Bo Ye's shoulder.

There are too many fans of hers in the alliance, and they are shouting every day that they want to marry him and give her babies.

In order not to delay their marriage, she said she liked men.

Who knew they would go even crazier, knocking her and other men for sex every day.

The one who bumped into each other the most was her and Qin Fang's IDs. They were cold-hearted, arrogant and charming...

Bo Ye glanced at Bo Nian coldly, obviously not believing what she said. Why were there so many crooked men?

When he lowered his head, he saw Youliang rubbing his shoulder, "Stand still, what are you rubbing against?"

When Bo Ye said this, Youliang realized that he had used Bo Ye as a wall.

"Dizziness, I can't stand up anymore, I'm so hungry, I want to eat meat..."

You Li thought to let her go quickly, maybe Bo Nian would say something about the big melon coming later.

After hearing this, Bo Ye couldn't get angry anymore, "The only thing you can do in your life is to eat meat."

The current Mr. Bo doesn't know that in the future, after taking a bath, he will coax You Li to ask her if she wants to eat meat.

You Li would reply coldly, "What kind of meat should you eat? Don't you often say that being vegetarian is good for your health?"

Of course, this is something!

You Li whispered, "I wonder if there are any sweet and sour steaks in the cafeteria..."

"We, Ali, are quite good at acting coquettishly. Hurry up and ask someone to bring us some meat. I'm so hungry and you feel bad for me." Bo Nian said with a smile.

When Bo Ye called Peng Fei and asked him to deliver food.

You Li heard Peng Fei say on the other side of the phone, "Boss, I didn't arrive even a day this time. You're so embarrassed."

"The cafeteria uncle has guessed that the boss is reluctant to punish the young master. He has prepared a lot of delicious food and is waiting for your call."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Send it over quickly." Bo Ye hung up the phone with a gloomy face.

"Stop pretending, you're annoying." Bo Ye tugged on Li Li's collar and pulled him away from her.

Youli stood obediently, mentally calculating how many minutes it would take for Peng Fei to arrive.

Peng Fei arrived faster than Youli expected. When he saw Bo Nian, he sweetly praised her for getting more and more beautiful, like a little girl.

I ate the sweet and sour short ribs with great satisfaction, and the black pepper beef tenderloin was also delicious.

She once again thought about poaching the cafeteria uncle.

"There is a gamer who calls a box of soy milk a backhand kill. Check it out..."

As soon as Bo Ye explained to Peng Fei, Bo Nian shouted over there, "Bo Ye, you're not done yet, are you? I already told him that he is crooked."

You Li bit his chopsticks and came again...

"Didn't you say you wanted him to teach this loser how to play games?" Bo Ye asked with a stern face.

"Oh, okay, I thought you were done." Bo Nian smiled.

"Rice dog? Who?" Peng Fei was a little confused.

After You Liang swallowed the beef tenderloin in his mouth, he pointed at himself, "I'm the loser!"

She is actually a loser. Why didn't she notice that Bo Ye was so good at naming people before?

"Boss, you are so spoiled for children now that you are looking for someone to teach the young master how to play games?" Peng Fei didn't control his mouth again.

Bo Ye glanced at him impatiently, and Peng Fei immediately said, "I mean, why are you looking for someone specifically? I can just teach you at the young master's level."

You Li smiled, "Brother Fei, I'm not a very good person either. You probably can't teach me at your level."

"No, boss, how come I have feelings for you after hearing what the young master said? I'm annoyed that you called him a loser."

Peng Fei looked at You Li with doting eyes. The young master is really a bitch, so cute.

Seeing that the boss didn't reply to his words and just looked at him coldly, Peng Fei immediately got up and left.

"I'm going to contact that game master. He can kill him with just one box of soy milk. The young master still has several boxes of soy milk a day..."

You Li answered, "You're still a rookie, right?"

Bo Ye knocked on the table, "Are you looking for a fight? Eat your food."

Youli lowered her head to eat meat. She had thought about it. From now on, her backup ID would be "Bo Family Game Cai Gou Ye"

After Youli finished eating, Bo Nian pointed to the big-name shopping bags placed on the ground.

"I bought them all for you. I'll take them with me when I go back to the dormitory later."

Youli didn't expect that Bo Nian had bought these for her, and felt very warm.

"Thank you, sister..."

"Family, what are you grateful for?" Bo Nian went to see Bo Ye again, "Are you sleeping on the sofa here at night? Or how can you sleep?"

After hearing this, You Li realized that Bo Nian was going to stay here tonight.

"I'm going to sleep with him in Lili's dormitory." Bo Ye said and walked towards the cloakroom.

Youli looked at Bo Ye's back and went to sleep in her dormitory. Should he also ask her if she agreed?

"Is the bed in the dormitory small? Can you two sleep in it?" Bo Nian asked.

"No matter how big the bed is, he sleeps on top of me. He doesn't know what's wrong." Bo Ye replied.

You Li thought to himself that Bo Ye was a real dog, could he be exhausted by shutting up or telling him that he had enough sleep?

It must be said that she slept on top of him...

Bo Nian smiled, "Just like Mumu, he likes to sleep on me. Children like to sleep like this."

The image of a child is indeed the best protection for her freedom.

-

When You Li and Bo Ye returned to her dormitory, Yu Shaoqing was there.

Anyone can enter her dormitory now without even having to say hello.

Bo Ye's face turned cold when he saw Yu Shaoqing sitting cross-legged on the free bed and playing with his mobile phone.

Yu Shaoqing looked at the phone screen intently and said naturally, "You're back!"

Just as You Li was about to speak, he saw Qin Fang walking out of the bathroom.

He was wearing slippers and his trouser legs were rolled up to his knees.

You Li looked at the quick-drying towel in his hand and remembered that he had agreed to bathe the little fish tonight so that it could be dewormed.

Looking at Qin Fang's appearance at home, Bo Ye became even more displeased.

"Have you put away the bath water?" You Li asked Qin Fang.

"Well, I just finished it and was about to call you."

Qin Fang glanced at Bo Ye, why was Mr. Bo unhappy? Is their boss in trouble again?

"Okay, let's wash it now. Remember what I told you, be gentle and don't toss for too long." Youli said as he took off his coat.