It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

These words came out of Feng Ting's mouth, as if every word was clenched on his teeth.

A damn hundred-table banquet!

The little ancestor also said anything about feelings to him, and those words that pierced his heart were all lies.

He was really crazy to believe him and write it so fast.

Feng Ting really wanted to break off his fingers, why was he so indebted and so enthusiastic about writing.

Bo Ye asked Feng Ting to call his cousin Sister-in-law, but he also knew that Feng Ting would not do so willingly.

But the cousin's call just now, although it was also reluctant, she could do it when something happened.

I found my cousin sister-in-law as soon as possible, which made me very dependent on her.

The little thing has such an ability, she can handle anyone.

This situation made You Li very embarrassed, "This..."

My cousin sister-in-law yelled, "Don't care about the slap in the face, just let it go. My son managed a hundred-table banquet based on his ability."

Although not all of the hundred pages were written by himself, it was his ability to get Feng Ting to write them.

"Mom, you have to be careful what you say. You have to know that once you speak, it will not only affect the relationship between our master and apprentice, but also the relationship between our mother and son."

The more you talk, the better you talk, and the more you talk, the slippery you get.

The little ancestor's current mouth is something that most adults can't describe, he is extremely powerful.

You Li clapped his hands and decided, "Oh, that makes sense. The hundred-table banquet will be held at the base, and it will be held tomorrow."

Feng Ting shouted angrily, "Free!"

His cousin and sister-in-law even called him, but in exchange, he was told that it would be done tomorrow.

"Fuck, you scared me to death."

Youli didn't expect Feng Ting to shout, he was really frightened.

Looking at Feng Ting's blushing face again, You Li walked over with a smile.

Just as he was about to hug his shoulder, Bo Ye coughed lightly.

Youlian took his hand back and slapped the back of his hand.

"This hand is really lacking..."

Seeing You Li's naughty and skinny appearance, the anger Bo Ye had just ignited was extinguished in an instant.

Dissociation is always like this, it can easily arouse people's anger, and it can also be easily extinguished.

After You Li finished slapping the back of her hand, she looked up and saw Feng Ting still glaring at her.

Youli thought that throwing a match would light him up.

You Li threatened a little bit, "If you look at me like that again, I'll have a fucking banquet of a thousand tables."

Feng Ting was really angry. If he called this woman cousin again, he would cut his own tongue.

"Hey, a banquet of a thousand tables. A banquet of a thousand tables is even cooler. Dad, can you do it?"

When the little ancestor heard this, he became excited again and turned around to ask Bo Ye.

Bo Ye didn't say anything. If he hadn't promised his son, he wouldn't have done anything at the table.

Because this is so funny...

But if he agrees to his son, he must keep his word.

You Li added, "If you are good, your father can arrange a banquet for you."

Bo Ye felt that You Li was deliberately angry with Feng Ting because the cry he just made for You Li scared her.

"Ten thousand tables... It's exciting to think about it. There are so many hundred tables, there are so many thousand tables, then ten thousand tables..."

The little ancestor was gesturing there in an exaggerated way. You Li looked at it and saw that among the 10,000 tables he was gesturing, there were not even 100 tables.

After all, he is still a child and has no specific concept of quantity and place.

But compared to other children of the same age, the little ancestor’s cognition is already very good.

Looking at his little ancestor like that, and then looking at You Li, Feng Ting snorted coldly.

It doesn't matter whether he has hundreds of tables, a thousand tables, or ten thousand tables tomorrow, whatever they want, they can just leave.

At the apprenticeship banquet, he was not here, who knew which apprentice the little ancestor had accepted.

When he thought of this, Feng Ting felt that he was wasting his time by still standing here.

Lifting his free leg, he blocked Feng Ting's way, "Are you a man? Did you call me master? You're so cowardly!"

You Li's teasing tone is as irritating as possible.

Feng Ting wanted to fight You Li, and he wanted to fight even though he knew he couldn't beat him.

Why did I fall in love with her in the first place?

No, what he likes is not the little green hair in front of him, what he likes is the black lace that can't see the face, but can completely torture him.

Seeing Feng Ting's expression of wanting to be beaten, You Li asked in a low voice, "What, do you miss Huojinxian?"

Hearing the words "Fire Gold Thread", Feng Ting's shoulders couldn't help but hurt.

Precise axial symmetry...

Seeing how Feng Ting wanted to fight but was afraid, You Li didn't want to tease him anymore.

"Stay down-to-earth, my cousin never lies to anyone."

You Li's words of comfort are as sarcastic as they sound. Not to mention lying, she can even lie to rabbits and fish.

How could Feng Ting stay calm? I can't believe what you said.

You Li stood in front of him. He walked around the table to leave, but You Li shouted.

"Husband, your cousin doesn't listen to me!"

The voice that You Li spoke to Bo Ye was delicate and soft, not the coquettish kind, but a tone unique to You Li.

It makes people feel soft after hearing it, and they want to rub her into their arms.

"You stay and sleep with...your master at night."

You Li had already spoken, so Bo Ye naturally had to support her.

Feng Ting's lips opened and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.

The little ancestor jumped directly on him, hugged his neck and hung on him.

Feng Ting was afraid that he would fall, so he instinctively held his butt.

The little ancestor’s butt is very fleshy and fun to pinch. People who hold him like to pinch it twice.

Feng Ting also squeezed it, it was really a magical feeling...

Only at this moment did he understand why some parents like to pinch their children's buttocks and bite their children's feet.

When I squeeze it, my heart feels soft...

"I will sleep with Master tonight. I just kick people occasionally and fart occasionally..."

The little ancestor hugged Feng Ting's neck tightly and kicked his little feet back and forth.

When he talked about farting, he also made a "pop" sound on purpose and pretended to fart.

To be honest, this "poof" somewhat ruined the atmosphere, but Feng Ting's lips unconsciously curled up into a smile.

He remembered that his little ancestor had several fathers, and he wondered if there could be one more.

He didn't want to call him master, he wanted to call him son.

If this was his son, he would have a feast of ten thousand tables.

You Li turned her head to look at Feng Ting. From the look in his eyes, she knew what he was thinking.

"Don't even think about it. Once a teacher, he will always be a father. You can't be his father."

Some people recruit cats and dogs, but her son is recruiting his father.

Gu Huaijin and Ji Xingye had the idea before that they didn't want to be uncles, but wanted to be fathers.

Now here comes Feng Ting...

When the little ancestor heard this, he slapped Feng Ting hard on the shoulder.

"Oh my God, you want to be a rebel disciple. My mother is right. Don't even think about it. I don't lack a father, I just lack a disciple."

All the softness in Feng Ting's heart was gone. How could he think this little ancestor was cute?

As bad as fuck!

After You Li yawned for the third time, Bo Ye took her away.

You Li went to take a bath first. When she finished taking a bath, she came out and kissed Bo Ye for a long time.

Not being able to seduce people, she urged Bo Ye to take a shower.

Bo Ye's breath was slightly heavy, and his eyes were heavy as if he wanted to eat You Li.

"Go and wash quickly, I'll wait for you." Her free feet rubbed restlessly on his side.

Whether it's her eyes, actions, or tone of voice, she is a complete little fairy.

Bo Ye kneaded and pinched her free breasts twice before going to take a shower with a calm face.

And when Bo Ye used the fastest speed, he finished taking a shower and came out...