The end of the world: Beautiful straight man cries and begs to be let go

A worthless mate-selecting brain, bang bang bang bang output.

"The baby is talking to me. I'm sorry, baby, for disturbing you when you sleep. We should do the task now! We have to cultivate feelings during the task. But the baby's hum is really nice. I really want him to hum again. ~I’m so excited.”

"But now this early-rising, sleepy baby looks so well-behaved."

The young boy in front of him had two open collars, probably caused by his improper sleeping posture at night. So much so that in this cold day, a large piece of collarbone was exposed, and it was fair, delicate and attractive.

"The baby is so white, and the baby's clothes are so stupid."

I don’t know if I want to say that this dress is ignorant. Only two buttons are opened and the rest cannot be seen. He was still talking about unbuttoning his clothes and freezing his baby.

The Mating Brain was strangely silent for two seconds, and then said excitedly and fascinatedly: "The baby looks so confused, it really looks like the Sleeping Beauty in the fairy tale! I heard that Sleeping Beauty has to be woken up by someone. Yes! With just one kiss, the baby will wake up completely..."

The mouth of the precious character had just opened a little. The man's eyebrows were coldly looking at the wound on his fingertips. He clenched his fingertips and pulled his lips towards the person in infinite pain.

This damn mate-choosing brain.

Damn it, just like a pervert! ·

When he barely opened his eyes, he could only see the person in front of him staring at him silently with stern eyebrows.

The smell of blood spread a little bit, and the boy finally woke up. He looked at Qi Hanchuan's hand hesitantly, pursed his lips and did not dare to speak.

Not everyone can give themselves a knife at any time.

No, no one said that Qi Hanchuan, the non-CP male protagonist, still has this kind of masochism...

He stammered and thought in his mind.

Gu Xingge was so frightened that he breathed softly. Qi Hanchuan opened his eyes and spoke in a cold voice, which made Gu Xingge's heart tremble uneasily.

"Put your clothes on and open the collar. Don't you feel cold?"

This time, he didn't say anything seductive. The young man seemed to realize something. He pulled his collar and slowly buttoned it, while looking in the direction of Qi Hanchuan with his clear eyes.

The red lips were subconsciously licked by the owner, and Gu Xingge felt that his mouth was a little dry.

Qi Hanchuan felt as if he had been burned when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, and his eyes quickly shifted to other places.

Qi Hanchuan had no desire to say such seductive words. As soon as this word came out, he thought of what the mate-selecting brain said when it was out of control, the baby is so charming, what if the baby comes to seduce!

And in that dream, the young man was wearing a thin gauze, looking at him with a smile, his red lips were moist, and they were teased by the owner's tongue, just like the young man licking his own lips before.

Without any temptation, people who are seduced are in a mess.

He also raised his lips and smiled softly at himself and said, "I'll just seduce you, okay?"

His Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he used all his strength to blur those beautiful dream-colored tracts. Fortunately, the wide-leg pants are very loose and the jacket is also long, which perfectly warded off the heart palpitations I had when I was still thinking about choosing a mate.

He warned himself that this was not what his clear mind wanted!

But no matter how you say it, the appearance of being in a mess and having no future when choosing a mate does exist.

Qi Hanchuan said to the young man who knew nothing, "We're on a mission. I'll give you five minutes. Everyone is waiting for you."

five minutes?

Gu Xingge felt it was a bit too short. I don't know where he got the courage from, but Gu Xingge felt that Qi Hanchuan was somewhat easy to talk to today.

I couldn't help but quietly stretched out a finger and said to people: "Can you grow a little longer? I have packed everything, but it takes a little time to wash up. I am a little slow."

In the dormitory before, Gu Xingge was the only boy in the dormitory who knew how to apply skin cream. In fact, Gu Xingge didn't want to do it either. He felt that it was very girlish and it was something that only girls should do!

But Gu Xingge's skin is really tender. If he doesn't apply something on that area of ​​his face in winter, it will be very dry and red, and it will be very painful.

After entering junior high school, the rebellious stage came. Gu Xingge refused to paint. The consequences were so tragic that he burst into tears in pain. Gu Xingge was so worn out by his tender skin that he learned how to behave. After that, I could only finish washing up at the end of the night, then stick my buttocks out and close the curtain, while secretly applying skin cream to my face.

Don't dare to let other people in the dormitory see it.

He was embarrassed to do this as a boy.

One night in college, he was so happy watching a funny video that he raised his feet to face the table at the end of the bed. Then he kicked it happily, and something was kicked down.

"Crack--" In the sound, something shattered.

Suddenly coming back to his senses from the video, the smile on his lips disappeared. Gu Xingge held the quilt with blank eyes and held his breath.

Is there anyone in the dormitory?

Soon someone said in a slightly surprised voice: "Baby moisturizer?"

"Ge'er, is this your thing?"

The society is dead, the real society is dead! Why is there someone in the dormitory!

The shame at that moment almost made Gu Xingge faint.

Gu Xingge didn't know whether he should be thankful that it was the weekend and there was only one roommate staying overnight.

The hand knocked on the edge of the bed twice, the door curtain fluttered, and the faint figures were blurred. He knew he was a sports student roommate. His outstretched hand wore a simple plain ring.

"Haha, don't be embarrassed. Your skin looks like it's sensitive, and it's true that skin care products are only suitable for babies like this. It's good for you too."

"I was wondering before, if your face looks so tender, wouldn't you get frostbite in the winter?"

"It seems you know how to protect yourself."

"But if your thing is broken, I will sweep it down for you. It's so cold in winter, so don't come down from your nest. You help me lay down the game, and I'll continue playing after I've finished sweeping it."

The hand with clear joints inserted the phone involuntarily.

In the end, Gu Xingge used the method of killing one person every minute at the beginning, which instantly turned the game with a tailwind into a headwind.

Some teammates started typing and swearing passionately.

Shooter - your fucking jungler, how come you're so bad at playing?

Mage - Damn your jungler, did you replace him? Damn it, come back quickly.

Gu Xingge pinched his fingers and held the phone, feeling guilty and not daring to say anything.

Confrontation - Immortal Banban, you are a bastard. I asked you to give me a jungle position but you didn’t give it to me. Now, what are you talking about? You fucking ***

Auxiliary——*****

Maybe because he was too angry, the words the other party output became a bunch of stars.

Until the sports student took the phone back, Gu Xingge apologized and said that he played too badly.

The roommate who was a sports student seemed to sit back in his seat across the curtain, and said calmly without paying much attention: "It's okay, it's none of your business."

"Good boy, you have fun. Don't worry."

The other person seemed to open the microphone. After a beep, he stunned all the curses, and used his vulgar to listen to Gu Xingge to listen to his ears blushing. Finally, he said in a scornful tone: "A bunch of vegetables, what are you yelling about? Your father is back, please lie down."

Gu Xingge didn't know why, but everyone in the dormitory finally knew about his use of baby moisturizer...

He, he is not a baby anymore. No wonder.

Seeing how receptive his roommates were, Gu Xingge became more generous and stopped being coy.

It doesn’t really hurt your face! !

Gu Xingge muttered in his heart that he didn't want to feel any pain.