The Heavenly Master came down the mountain and I was surrounded by beautiful senior sisters

"roll!"

Roaring like thunder, a huge boulder was thrown from the top of the mountain.

Zhang Xiaofei, who was urinating to catch the ants, quickly jumped up to the tree and hugged the branches.

Damn, I almost wet my shoes.

"Old guy, if you keep doing this, I'll slap you in the face a few times, and then I'll pluck out your beard and burn it as firewood!"

Zhang Xiaofei raised his finger and cursed in anger.

I have never seen such a shameless master!

In order to drive him down the mountain and join the society, various underhanded tricks were frequently used.

Saw the legs of the machine and put sand in the rice.

Pacman farts and fills the room with poisonous gas.

The one who summons hundreds of mountain rats at every turn is Zhang Xiaofei's teacher Tony.

The evil deeds are full and outrageous!

I really want to bury this master alive.

An old Taoist in white robes, his face as sinking as water, one hand floating behind his back.

"Xiao Fei, don't force me to use my special move."

"I'm not afraid, come on!"

Zhang Xiaofei curled his fingers nonchalantly.

Suddenly, I felt a chill in my crotch. I looked down and felt embarrassed, so I hurriedly stuffed the thing that was in the way.

"watch out!"

The old man in white robe shouted fiercely.

A big roc spread its wings, and the old man fell to the ground.

Suddenly, his knees bent and he fell to his knees.

In an instant, I burst into tears, clapped my hands on the ground to beat the rhythm, shook my head and started crying and singing.

"The sesame pole is getting higher and higher, and the crying disciples are bursting with tears. It is not easy to be a master and raise a disciple. Only when you go down the mountain can you repay your kindness, repay your kindness!"

……

This move is absolutely amazing!

Which teacher's wife did you learn how to cry in mourning?

Zhang Xiaofei swallowed back the 108 dirty words he was about to spew out, and said in a low voice: "Just tell me if I'm delaying you in finding a woman. I promise to come down the mountain."

The white-robed old Taoist was secretly happy, his tears evaporated instantly, he stood up and put his hands behind his back, speaking with sincerity.

"I do this for my teacher, all for you. Staying in the mountains and blowing the cold wind, nothing can compare to the vast world of mortals, all the splendor and splendor."

"The city has many traps, but I'm still very naive." Zhang Xiaofei was reluctant.

The old Taoist was smiling and encouraging actively.

"Looking for your senior sister, she is a billionaire and a guiding light. She has already understood all the twists and turns in society. Or your second senior sister..."

Stop!

Zhang Xiaofei crossed his arms: "Old guy, you must still be capable, you didn't teach me."

"There really aren't any more!"

The white-robed old Taoist waved his hands repeatedly in horror, "The "Secret Technique of the Heavenly Master" passed down from our ancestors has been studied for a lifetime by my master. You have mastered it in three years and can use it with ease."

"The feng shui of "Earth Shaking Dragon" was seventy-two rounds, but you just extended it to the eighty-one round."

"There are also Xiangjing Sutra, Gua Sutra, Medical Sutra, Medicine Sutra, and Bone Touching. Those are masters of all fields, and they are easy to capture."

"Your talent is beyond abnormal. I always thought that your third senior sister was the ceiling of the warlock world, but you easily broke through it."

"Especially, my inner strength cultivation level is only level five, and you are already at level nine."

The old man in white robe covered his face in shame, but he peeked at Zhang Xiaofei's reaction between his fingers.

Sure enough, this rainbow fart made the boy's face shine brightly, and he raised his chin proudly.

The good times didn't last long, Zhang Xiaofei said with a straight face again, "Old guy, don't try to lie to me. You must be hiding something. If you don't show it, I won't go down the mountain and will continue to torment you endlessly."

"You are such a scoundrel and a hopeless scoundrel!"

The old man in white robe looked up to the sky and sighed, slapped his forehead hard several times, and finally took out a pink booklet from his clothes with trembling hands and handed it over slowly.

Zhang Xiaofei laughed and snatched it with his hand. There were four words on it.

"Fang Su Zhen Jing".

There are many overlapping figures of two villains in the manuscript, which I couldn’t understand at the moment!

"What's it for?"

"Let the girls all love you and not be able to live without you. If you don't understand the illustrations, ask your fourth senior sister. If you don't know the words, ask your fifth sister."

"Haha, that's not bad. Then I'll go down the mountain and disappear!"

Zhang Xiaofei put away the pamphlet with satisfaction, turned around and returned to the Taoist temple, carrying a large package and running down the mountain in a hurry.

Looking at the rising soil mist in the distance, the white-robed Taoist priest stroked his beard and laughed.

"Finally, I tricked this brat down the mountain, the dragon returns to the sea, the waves surge into the sky, and the world is about to change."

Then, the old Taoist in white robe took out a transmission talisman, put his mouth on it, and whispered flatteringly: "Call! Call! Master Ziwu calls Saint Mengtian, get lost, that kid, come to my place tonight."

……

Guanhai City.

Night falls and the lanterns are turned on.

Zhang Xiaofei, wearing an old jacket, yellowed suit trousers and old-fashioned rubber shoes, carrying a large snakeskin bag in his hand and a trumpet-shaped dry cigarette in his mouth, stood on the roadside facing the wind.

Waves of emotion.

really big!

The city is so big!

There are many high-rise buildings and criss-crossing roads, and you can't see the edge at a glance.

so many!

More people, more lights, more cars!

Only the girls, one after another, wore less clothes, dyed their hair, painted red lips, exposed their long legs, and walked at a pace of 250,000 to 80,000.

So enthusiastic!

When he saw Zhang Xiaofei, he laughed and even covered his mouth.

No, a young woman with her shoulders and career exposed twisted her waist and came over to say hello.

"Young handsome guy, eight hundred a night, are you interested?"

"You are just a loser, and you are also terminally ill. Go away. It is really unlucky."

Zhang Xiaofei blew out a puff of smoke impatiently.

"You damn country bumpkin, how can you talk? Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart."

The young woman became angry and was about to take action when her cell phone rang. When she picked it up, her face became very ugly.

"Ah, positive? I got infected even once without wearing it. What a bloody misfortune!"

Seeing the mobile phone, Zhang Xiaofei's eyes lit up, "Hey, poor girl, if you do me a favor, I will give you a pill. I will keep the medicine until the illness is cured, and you can continue to earn money."

snort!

The young woman rolled her eyes fiercely, "I have seen little liars like you a lot. Alas, when you are about to die, do some good deeds and try to be reborn into a good family in your next life. Tell me, what do you want to do?"

"Call this phone number for me."

Zhang Xiaofei took out a big-screen mobile phone and pulled out a number, which ended in six or eight!

"Gee, such an awesome account, is that right?"

"Hey, he belongs to my sister, the boss of a large group." Zhang Xiaofei smiled proudly.

It was the mobile phone number of senior sister Feng Xianyue.

Feng Xian Yue, the head of the Yue Man Group, is as beautiful as a flower and rich in wealth.

The achievement within the sect is also the highest!

At the age of twenty, she won the title of Xuanyue Fairy.

The old guy was so annoying that he didn't even remember to pay his beloved disciple's phone bill. When he dialed Senior Sister's phone just now, after a few rings, a gentle female voice came from the phone.

"Dear user, your mobile phone has been suspended due to arrears, please pay in time."

The voice is exactly the same as that of the senior sister.

Soft yet sweet, with a final note.

The young woman entered the number and dialed it.

After more than a dozen rings, the call was connected, and a woman's voice came from inside, soft and sweet with a final tone.

"Crescent Women's Health Center, who?"

That's right, it's Senior Sister!

Zhang Xiaofei grabbed the phone, brought it close to his mouth and shouted loudly: "Sister, I am Xiaofei, I am here to watch the sea market, how can I..."

Beep!

The phone hung up...

crooked?

crooked?

puff!

The young woman burst out laughing, holding her stomach and said: "Haha, what kind of boss of a big group, he seems to be walking with me!"?0?2