The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news
Chapter 220 Everyone is sick, no need to test
The guard thought that these three people were going crazy. They actually kept venomous snakes as pets, which was a big mistake.
After confirming that none of the three people brought anything, the guard let them in.
"You guys come here for a brief test." There was another checkpoint after entering, and a doctor in a white coat called them over.
"I'm going to ask you a few questions later. You have to answer them truthfully. You can't lie, okay?"
The doctor in the white coat glanced at Si Wuyu, feeling like he had seen him somewhere before.
But he couldn't remember it for a moment, so he stopped thinking about it.
A few people nodded, and no matter what the question was, just answer it wrong.
"I ask and you answer. You can give different answers."
"It's begun!"
"Excuse me, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Fang Cheng raised his hand excitedly, "I know this. This is a scientific issue. It started a long, long time ago."
Tang Lin interrupted him: "Chicken first, because I like chicken games and don't like egg-laying games."
Fang Cheng was dissatisfied. This Tang Lin was not polite at all. Why didn't he wait until he finished speaking?
Yang Xin also followed closely: "The egg came first, because the chicken will say: it jumped out of the stone, and this stone is the egg fossil."
Were you ever cheated by your parents when you were a child? That they all jumped out of the stone?
Du Xiaotian thought for a while, "Chickens come first, because chickens can lay eggs everywhere, so there are so many free-range chickens."
Du Wei also replied, "Chicken comes first, because in the word egg, the word chicken is at the front."
Ouyang Xuan said, "The chicken comes first, because the chicken can lay eggs!"
Nothing wrong with it!
Sun Qian, "Let's have eggs first, because they all evolve from cells."
I don’t understand this, I haven’t studied it.
Tang Xiao said lightly, "Whether it's chicken or eggs, I don't like eating them."
Ok!
It's Si Wuyu's turn, and everyone wants to hear his answer.
Si Wuyu frowned, "I'm neither a chicken nor an egg. How do I know which one of them will come out first?"
Um...is it that simple and crude?
Everyone looked at Tang Shiba again, what was her answer?
Tang Shiba chuckled, "I created the word egg, so they appear at the same time."
Everyone... always feel like something is weird?
It all seems to make sense.
The doctor scratched his head and was surprised. He just asked a question casually. How could he get so many answers? He must study it carefully when he goes to the city.
"Second question, does the monkey walk standing up or crawling?"
monkey?
Huh?
This one is a bit difficult.
The monkeys they saw could either crawl or stand, and there were many types of monkeys. Which one should they answer?
Tang Shiba raised his hand, "They are jumping, because Monkey Sun was jumping around before he learned the scriptures!"
Si Wuyu also spoke, "Monkeys walk standing up. After Monkey Sun learned the scriptures, he has been walking upright."
Fang Cheng was excited, "The monkeys are flying, because most of the monkeys are flying when they are learning scriptures."
Tang Lin also raised his head, with an affirmative look on his face, "The monkey walked in a fight. Monkey Sun kept fighting with monsters on his way to learn the scriptures!"
Tang Xiao also nodded seriously, "He can also swim, go up to the sky and go into the water, he can do anything."
Yang Xin found it a bit difficult, "It seems that you can also squat and walk. I have seen monkeys and they all like to squat together and look for lice on each other."
Sun Qian frowned, "Monkeys crawl, they are reptiles!"
Ouyang Xuan thought about it and said it was a reptile.
Du Xiaotian denied it, "Monkeys swing. They live in trees all the time, and most of them are swinging."
Du Weiwei agrees with his son’s statement!
The doctor looked at these people with difficulty.
Needless to say, they all have something wrong with them, and they are quite ill!
It’s not a test. I’m afraid it will be even more outrageous if I test it.
"Okay, you are all wrong. You are all crazy. Now the dormitories are allocated. Men and women will live separately. There are three floors here. You can choose for yourself. You only have one chance to choose every month. If you choose this time, you can only choose next month. Change it again."
Want to separate?
If Ouyang Xuan is unhappy, then her plan will be difficult to implement.
Du Xiaotian waited for his father to choose him before choosing him, because he didn't want to live with him.
Du Wei saw his son's thoughts and remained silent without making a choice.
Yang Xin will definitely follow Tang Shiba, and Sun Qian will naturally follow her daughter.
As for everyone else, they all wanted to be on the same level as Tang Shiba.
So they were all waiting for Tang Shiba to choose first.
Tang Shiba chose to go to the third floor without hesitation.
The doctor was surprised, "Third floor? When you came here, the three of them didn't tell you where the third floor is?"
Several people nodded, "As I said, the third floor is the most fun, isn't it?"
It's so fun. The third floor is the scariest. If a newcomer goes to the third floor, his skin will definitely peel off.
The doctor saw that they were all very weak and asked them to think again, "Are you sure you want to go to the third floor?"
Everyone nodded. The doctor glanced at Tang Shiba twice. Among the ten people, this girl was the leader.
Since they were seeking death, he would not satisfy them.
The doctor called a few people to take them to get clothes and toiletries.
After several people followed the nurse and left, the doctor muttered to himself, "They are all very ill. No normal person would go to the third floor."
The doctor looked at the snake-playing trio who dared not approach again, "Their condition is a bit serious. Didn't they resist when they came?"
The three of them pointed at their faces, "Didn't you see that your face is particularly swollen this time?"
Seeing their swollen faces, the doctor sympathetically gave them a bottle of anti-inflammatory medicine, "I hope you can bring them back safely. Thank you for your hard work."
It's admirable that only the three of them can persevere in this kind of errand!
Seeing that Tang Shiba and the others had gone in, the three of them hurriedly ran to where they put their luggage.
When they arrived, there was no luggage anywhere but a pile of animal poop?
The three of them were confused, where did their luggage go? Why did he disappear when he came back?
Could it be that they have accomplices?
Should I tell the dean?
As soon as this idea came out, the snake around its neck suddenly opened its mouth. The three of them were so frightened that they quickly begged for mercy, "Uncle Snake, we didn't do anything. We were wrong."
This snake is really a sperm. No, they have to find a way to get the snake down, otherwise they will see Tai Nai at any time.
The news that the three of them kept venomous snakes as pets spread around the hospital.
When they see the three of them, the nurses will give them a thumbs up and say, "Awesome!"
Forget about playing with snakes, playing with such poisonous ones is really a long time coming.
After the group received their clothes, they were taken to the first floor.
The nurse told them the rules on the first floor, "Except for eating and sleeping, you are free to move around at other times, but you are not allowed to go up to the second and third floors privately. There is a group activity every morning, and people from the second and third floors will come down. You When you first arrive, it's best to stay in the dormitory and don't run around outside."
"Aren't we going to the third floor? Why are we going to the first floor?"
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