The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news
Chapter 233 Please remind me when reversing, thank you
[What’s the comparison? This Han Feng is just teasing them. He turns his face faster than turning the page in a book. 】
[Host, he is smiling with you one second, and the buffalo hits the cart the next! 】
[Pfft... You described it so well. It would be even more appropriate to replace him with the strong woman next to him! 】
She was just enjoying herself, completely unaware that she was being targeted.
"Let me go quickly, or you will all be crying later!"
Du Xiaotian began to struggle for some reason. A glimmer of excitement flashed in his eyes. His eyes fell on Tang Shiba, as if he saw a savior.
Seeing his reaction, the faces of Si Wuyu and others darkened.
This Du Xiaotian, even if he betrayed the organization, now he wants to expose the leader of the organization?
Bah, this lackey shouldn't have come to rescue him. What are the female warriors waiting for? Come on and try to destroy him!
Sure enough, the strong woman kissed him again, calling each baby one after another, "Baby, even if the sea and rocks are destroyed and the world is in chaos, I will take you with me, so be good and stop making trouble, aunt loves you!"
Aunt? …
Oh shit, they thought it was a eldest sister, but it turned out to be an aunt?
puff.
Someone laughed unkindly.
This Du Xiaotian is so lucky. He met a dinosaur as soon as he went out, and it was a Blastosaurus!
Du Xiaotian couldn't bear the kiss and cried again, "I'm not clean anymore, Tang Shiba, please cripple this dead woman for me. He mutilated the flowers in Yuncheng. He committed a heinous crime. Stop hiding and help!"
Tang Lin denounced his betrayal, "Du Xiaotian, you despicable and shameless villain, could you please stop disturbing her from resting and watching the show? Her arms are rough from beatings. Wouldn't it be better for her to just be a beautiful woman in peace?"
Tang Xiao was speechless. How could this Third Brother Gou talk? Isn't he afraid of being beaten?
After Tang Lin reacted, he quickly shut up and glared at Du Xiaotian. This damn betrayer was almost led into a ditch by him.
Han Feng couldn't stand their fuss anymore, and he finally heard that another person had arrived in their large army.
"Where is the person you are hiding? Stand up and let me see. Are you hiding Dang Pipi shrimp?"
[Pippi Xia, let’s go, drink good wine with big brother, Little Potato, let’s go, handsome guys and beauties will accompany you! 】
Tang Shiba snorted a few times, and Si Wuyu thought she was coming out, but after waiting for a while, there was no movement.
Tang Shiba was acting like a rogue, "If you ask me to go out, I will go out. After all, I am also a fool. I have to pay when I go out to perform. If you don't give me any money, I won't accept this order!" 】
The system was also very confident, [That is, if we don’t pay, we will stop the show and ask the director for mental damage compensation! 】
Huh, staying in a mental hospital, I don’t know if my mental state will be affected. This crappy show knows how to deceive people.
[Host, can I change your physical examination card for you and check your head? See if there are any problems? 】
[Go away, your pants are on your mouth, you are talking nonsense! 】
Si Wuyu was about to be laughed at by Tang Shiba. If it weren't for the wrong place, he would have really wanted to pinch her face.
It must be elastic and elastic, very smooth and tender!
Just thinking about it, Si Wu Yuguang's hands started to itch. After forcing her to stick on her twice, he became a little addicted and wanted to stick to her all the time.
Seeing that no one came out, Han Feng pinched Ouyang Xuan in his hand again, "Don't test my patience, I'll make her blood splash three feet later!"
[Blood splattered three feet? Oops, I haven’t seen it yet. Can you let me see it? 】
Tang Xiao told him to stop talking nonsense and hit him if he wanted to. What kind of hero is he who only bullies girls?
Who is this nonsense...
Han Feng let go of Ouyang Xuan again and asked his men to find the man named Tang Shiba!
The men looked among the melons. The patients glanced at each other and took a step back in unison. Only Tang Shiba was left squatting on the ground eating melons and watching the show.
It wasn't until a few people walked up to her that she felt something was wrong.
She looked back and thought, oh shit, these guys are not moral at all. They didn't know to notify them when they reversed, causing her to be hit!
Tang Xiao covered his face with a look of embarrassment. He forgot to remind her and it was his fault that his sister made a fool of herself.
Tang Shiba looked up at the patients in front of him, held his chin up, and smiled, "Don't your backs hurt when you stand? Come on, squat down, and I'll teach you a game!"
"Have you ever played with Snake? Do you know how Snake died in the end?"
Several people looked at each other and squatted down curiously, "How did you die?"
"I played to the top of the game, but I still died in the end!"
"Me too, I raised a big python, and it died in the end!"
Tang Lin covered his eyes and did not dare to look. Who taught these patients to be so close to the enemy and they had no sense of danger at all.
You will suffer a big loss!
Seeing that they were like curious babies, Tang Shiba followed the principle of good intentions and naturally gave them the answer immediately.
So she jumped up, grabbed their heads, and banged each other against each other. They were all dizzy from the collision, and they all fell to the ground.
Patients: How despicable, she took action before even announcing the fight.
Tang Shiba stood up and hated the iron, "You're stupid, of course you were killed by a collision. After playing for so long, you don't even know how you died. What rubbish!"
The patient lying on the ground accused her mercilessly, "You are cheating, we are not ready!"
"Oh, it's you. On the wedding day, you said you weren't ready, but your wife ended up sleeping with someone else!"
She pointed to another person, "And you, on the day you entered college, you said you didn't study well, but you failed in the exam and drove yourself crazy."
"And you, your wife is pregnant, you said you were not ready to be a father, so you asked your wife to have an abortion, but she got into a car accident on the way, killing one and two. Talents, talents, they are all talents, no wonder you are here!"
Tang Shiba directly exploded the melons of several people, causing several people to fall into deep self-doubt.
Those sad past events came to mind one by one, making them unable to hold back their heads and cry.
"Uuuuuuuuuah, it's all my fault, I won't prepare anymore."
"Doctor, I'm fine. Please let me go back. I miss my parents!"
"Wow, why is she so strong? I feel like I have a concussion!"
Tang Shiba ignored their wails, looked at the confused Han Feng, and said arrogantly, "I heard that my son is looking for me. Where is he? Let me see him. I haven't seen him for a long time. ?”
Everyone: ...Is it appropriate to learn to take advantage of others at a young age?
[Host, are you going crazy again? 】
[Goutong, I’m crazy, why don’t you sell swords and make everyone fly together? 】
[Host, I don’t accept it, why am I the one selling the sword? 】
[Think for yourself, don’t ask me! 】
"What a sharp-tongued little pervert. I heard that you are very good at fighting and you beat all my men away!"
Han Feng had a sullen face. This Tang Shiba not only insulted his men, but also took advantage of him. He was quite young and very capable.
Tang Shiba put his hands on his hips and raised his head proudly, "Fighting is my side job, acting is my major. People like you who can only do nothing but instigate and pretend to be a big brother, how can you understand my fun and understanding?" Yes, let them go, otherwise, I will make you hit a big wall later and smash your handsome face!"
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