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time flies.

In the blink of an eye, Zhang Nichang and the others had arrived in Xiangcheng.

Wang Quan also reconciled the unpleasant events that occurred with Xiaocui's enlightenment and Nangong Wentian's initiative to admit his mistakes.

Although there is no need for an emperor to explain too much to his ministers.

However, the relationship between Nangong Wentian and Wang Quan was unusual, and he wanted to continue to maintain the brotherly relationship with Wang Quan as both teacher and friend.

"Wow! Finally back."

Zhang Nichang stood under the gate of Xiangcheng, opened her arms, and began to embrace nature.

Xiaocui, who was standing aside, looked at Zhang Nichang's open arms, and the raised tomb became more and more obvious.

Xiao Cui clearly noticed that the eyes of the people around her glanced here from time to time.

The young lady was coveted, and as a personal maid, Xiaocui had to protect Zhang Nishang's safety.

I saw Xiaocui dragging two balls and Zhang Nichang to make love.

Zhang Nichang didn't think much about Xiaocui's actions.

Just think that she is as happy as he is in the hometown.

As for the strange looks from the people around her, Zhang Nichang didn't notice at all.

Now, she only feels joy and happiness in her heart.

It's great to see my parents again.

When she returned to Xiangcheng, she suddenly felt that the air between heaven and earth had become different.

There is a kind of fragrance in the air, which seems to be indifferent and indifferent.

At this moment, a faint smell of rotten eggs slowly came...

Zhang Nichang twitched Xiaoqiong's nose, as if she wanted to confirm whether her sense of smell just now was an hallucination.

Finally, Zhang Nishang looked for the taste and looked at Xiaocui.

"Miss, what are you looking at me for? Did Xiaocui do something wrong?"

Xiaocui followed Zhang Nichang's gaze and scanned her body. After finding nothing unusual, she felt relieved.

"Xiao Cui, is there something hidden on your body? It's all broken, and you don't know how to throw it away. I really don't understand, how dare Wang Quan let you go to bed to rest at night? Isn't he afraid of being smoked by you? "

After hearing Zhang Nichang's words, Xiaocui realized what the lady meant.

"Oh, miss, please stop moving."

Seeing that Zhang Nishang was still trying to get close to her, Xiao Cui quickly stopped her.

"Miss, this servant couldn't hold it back just now and made a false compliment..."

Chuxugong Chuxugong In ancient times, farting was called Chuxugong.

Chugong: relieve defecation. It got its name because in ancient times, when scholars left their seats to go to the toilet, they needed to receive a "go out and come in with respect" sign.

When I went to Chenliu's place, I accidentally went to the pit toilet to pay my respects. ——"Warning Words"

Citation explanation

Since the Yuan Dynasty, imperial examination examination rooms have been equipped with "out of respect" and "into respect" signs to prevent scholars from leaving their seats without permission. Scholars must obtain this card before going to the toilet. Because it is commonly known as going to the toilet to go out. It is also said that defecation is a great virtue and urination is a small virtue. The third chapter of Yuanguan Hanqing's "Four Spring Gardens": "Here I welcome guests from three islands with tea, and send soup to guests from all five lakes. I drink seven or eight cups and take care of the situation." Chapter 29 of "Journey to the West": "Sha Monk , come forward and fight with him, let the old pig come out." Chapter 35 of "A Brief History of Civilization": "It happened that the waiter in the store had a date to go out to a restaurant that day, and only Wang and Li were left in the store. Yusheng was in a hurry to go out and asked Huisheng to take care of the store temporarily." Zhang Tianyi's "Children": "They also threw the family's ancestral tablets into the latrine, took "The Analects of Confucius" and "Mencius" and tore them into pieces before going out to go out. .”

"Dexugong? What is Dexugong?"

Zhang Nichang didn't know Chuxugong's explanation.

Whether before the time travel or in the ancient society after the time travel, no one had ever explained to her what Chuxugong was?

As for going to the toilet in the past, Zhang Nishang usually told Xiaocui directly, or did it secretly.

In addition, after the system transformation became more and more comprehensive, Zhang Nichang now went to the toilet less and less often.

Therefore, this has caused Zhang Nishang's current lack of knowledge in certain aspects.

Hearing Zhang Nichang's question, Xiaocui quickly covered Zhang Nichang's cherry mouth.

"My lady, I don't want to talk about this in public."

Xiaocui covered Zhang Nichang's mouth, looked around, and then whispered in Zhang Nichang's ear.

She didn't notice the corners of Nangong Wentian's and Wang Quan's mouths that twitched from time to time, who were standing not far away.

Although the sound of the conversation between the two was not loud, to the two highly skilled martial artists, it was like a thunderous sound.

As for General Wo, he had already been sent back to the capital by Nangong Wentian.

Hearing Xiaocui's explanation, Zhang Nichang was a little dumbfounded.

Thinking of what she had just done, Zhang Nishang suddenly felt sick.

"Yuck~"

"Xiao Cui, I want to kill you..."

Seeing the two people laughing and playing, Wang Quan and Nangong Wentian smiled at each other, and then entered the city.

After lunch, Nangong Wentian took Zhang Nishang and the servants carrying large and small bags to the residence of his father-in-law, Brother Squidward, to visit.

"My son-in-law has met my father-in-law and my mother-in-law."

Seeing Brother Squidward and his wife coming out, Nangong Wentian bowed and saluted.

In ancient times, father-in-law was generally called father-in-law, father-in-law, and respectfully called Taishan.

"father-in-law" now usually refers to father-in-law. But in ancient times, "father-in-law" did not only refer to father-in-law.

There are four main ways to say "father-in-law":

First, "father-in-law" is a respectful title for the elderly and seniors;

Secondly, "father-in-law" refers to the parent or master;

Thirdly, "father-in-law" is a woman's name for her husband;

Fourth, "father-in-law" represents father-in-law.

The source of the statement about father-in-law and mother-in-law:

In ancient times, emperors often visited the tops of famous mountains and set up altars to worship the heaven, earth, mountains and rivers. In the Jin Dynasty, they were granted the title of duke, marquis and hundreds of officials, which was called "Feng Chan" in history. Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, "consecrated Zen" to Mount Tai once, and Zhongshu ordered Zhang Xiang to be the "envoy of Zen". Zhang promoted his son-in-law Zheng Yi from the ninth rank to the fifth rank. Later, Xuanzong asked about Zheng Yi's promotion. Zheng Yi hesitated and had nothing to say. Huang Banchuo, who was standing next to him, laughed at him: "This is the power of Mount Tai." Xuanzong learned that Zhang Xiang was engaging in favoritism and was very unhappy, and soon demoted Zheng Yi back to the original ninth rank. Later, when people learned about this, they called my wife and father "Taishan". Because Mount Tai is the first of the five mountains, it is also called "father-in-law". At the same time, the wife and mother are also called "mother-in-law".

"A good son-in-law doesn't need to be polite, just don't be polite."

When the father-in-law calls his son-in-law, he calls him Dong Bed. The origin of "East Bed":

During the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Xi Jian asked his disciples to go to Wang Dao's house to look for a son-in-law. The disciple came back and said: "The young men of the Wang family are all good, but when they heard the news, they all pretended to be reserved. There was only one young man who went to bed with his belly exposed and only ate, as if he didn't hear us." Xi Jianyi Hearing this, he said: "This man is exactly the son-in-law I am looking for!" This young man was the later great calligrapher Wang Xizhi. From then on, people called the son-in-law "East Bed".

After Squidward went out, he finally felt relieved after seeing his daughter nestling in Nangong Wentian's arms with a happy look on her face.

Ever since Zhang Nichang left with Nangong Wentian, Brother Squidward and his wife have been worried about whether their daughter is living well outside, whether she is happy, whether she has been wronged, etc.

After all, her daughter has a physical defect, so even if she is disliked by her husband's family, it is natural.

But who made her his daughter?

Brother Squidward was very worried.

Now that he saw his son-in-law taking great care of his daughter and being particularly affectionate, Squidward breathed a sigh of relief.

His impression of Nangong Wentian also improved a lot.

No matter what purpose Nangong Wentian had in taking his daughter's body, it was enough as long as he was good to his daughter.

Even if it's for my own money, it doesn't matter, I can afford it.

As long as my daughter lives happily and comfortably, that is enough.

After all, money is something external to the body. If you don’t bring it with you in life, you won’t take it with you in death. What’s there to cherish?