Honkai Impact 3, get Dabao skills at the beginning

"Qianjie, do you like cracking watermelons?"

"Huh? Why did you suddenly ask this?"

Yingying and Qianjie looked at the couple hugging each other in front of them and thinking about something.

Sakura was thinking that she should pull out a weapon and give the guy who ordered others around without even thanking him a knife in the head.

Qianjie hopes that Ling Guang can go back and play armor repairing with him.

"Don't you think Ling Guang's head looks like a watermelon?"

"..."

There was a strange atmosphere between the two.

"Be sensible. Ling Guang can't resist being beaten now. What if he beats him to death?"

Sakura never expected that she would hear the word calmness from Qianjie's mouth in her lifetime. After all, in previous civilizations, Qianjie was the craziest person among them.

But now he has grown to such a level where he is not alarmed at everything, which is really surprising.

At this moment, Qianjie's newly purchased Pineapple Mate60 started ringing. He turned on the screen and saw that Kevin gave him an unusually straightforward message.

"Dear Qianjie, I feel so lonely without you. In order to express my longing for you, I thought about the words to praise you."

"Oh?"

Seeing Kevin send such a literary message, Qianjie became interested.

He unlocked the screen and began to wait for Kevin's next message.

"Stupid."

The harm caused to Qianjie by these two short sentences plus a full stop was unimaginable. He could not imagine what Kevin's mentality was that provoked him like this.

"Ah!!! Kevin! You are absolutely to blame for your death! I will burn your body with my anger and annihilate your soul!!!"

Sakura instinctively used frost to protect herself from the heat coming from Qianjie.

I don’t know what Kevin was thinking, actually going in such a big circle to provoke Qianjie.

All I can say is that it is him.

Even though he had just become a fusion warrior, he was still so calm and serious...

Looking at the meteors streaking across the sky, Ling Guang and Ai Li didn't feel anything was wrong. Even Qianjie's scolding and the heat emitted didn't interfere with them at all.

"Wow! What a beautiful shooting star!"

"I think after defeating Honkai, our children will definitely come to us in this way."

"I hope it's a little baby~"

"..."

Could it be that changing diapers is a way for Ellie to express her maternal love?

Although this behavior is indeed great to a certain extent, why does she pursue it in this way?

Ling Guang couldn't figure it out. He really wanted to know the answer from Ai Li. Otherwise, he would have no chance when he defeated Honkai.

"By then, Eden and I may be very busy."

"I also need to ask Velvet to make more wardrobes."

Sakura looked at the idiot couple enjoying their future, with a look of pain on her face.

"When the time comes, let's ask Sakura to teach that child swordsmanship, right?"

Ling Guang and Alicia turned around and looked at Sakura.

For some reason, despite such a friendly invitation, Sakura always felt like she was being influenced by a powerful and ancient power from the far east.

"Um......"

What can Sakura say?

She only hoped that her children could learn swordsmanship with Alicia's children. As for the role of father, Ling Guang was the only one from beginning to end.

But speaking of it, Sakura suddenly had a problem.

This couple must have done that countless times over the course of 50,000 years, so why would they not have children?

Ying didn't believe that there was something wrong with Ling Guang. Although she had seen him naked very few times, Ling Guang left a deep impression on Ying every time.

No matter how big or small it looks, it cannot look like it is incompetent.

Why is it?

In this way, Sakura kept thinking about this problem on the way back, and her attention was focused on Ling Guang's crotch.

Feeling the killing intent from behind, Ling Guang uneasily took out the lockable safety pants that Weiwei had prepared for himself. Not only were the entire body of these pants made of soul steel, they were not easily damaged, but they also had a very high safety factor.

Velvet can guarantee that only two people in the world can open these safety pants.

One person is herself, and the other person is Ling Guang.

Although the abacus beads were a little loud, Ling Guang was still very grateful to Velvet for making these pants for him.

......

Under the fear all the way, the three returned to Haiyuan City after a thousand tribulations. As soon as they returned, they heard Kevin's cry in the distance.

Knowing that Ling Guang and others did not dare to neglect due to the excitement, they rushed to the scene at an extremely fast speed.

I saw Kevin tied to a pillar in an extremely enchanting posture, and witnessed Qianjie adding magical seasonings to the limited-edition beautiful girl instant noodles co-branded by Eden.

"I'll add some fermented bean curd, stinky tofu, Laoganma, lemon juice, apple juice, bitter melon juice, yogurt and the soup left over from the fermented shark meat to make you a bowl of instant noodles that you will never forget. You must eat it! No! Eat it and I will rape you tonight."

"what?!"

The shark meat Qianjie prepared for Kevin was shark meat that had just been fermented for less than a day.

This resulted in the strange fusion of the urine smell of the shark meat itself and the smell of other seasonings, exuding a refreshing smell in the room.

Alicia and Sakura ran away on the spot after smelling the smell, but Ling Guang took a step forward.

He has a high tolerance for the taste of food. No matter how unpleasant the food is, he can accept it as long as it is not poisonous, so the taste of Qianjie's special ramen is not very lethal to him.

"Thousands of calamities! As Kevin's best friend, I can't just watch you do such a cruel act!"

Ling Guang righteously grabbed Qianjie's shoulders and stopped his behavior.

"Then what do you want? Could it be that...you also want to be tied to a pillar by me?"

"Idiot! Doesn't it cost money to add these things? Isn't there a lot of mysterious sweet water at Mebius' door that she doesn't use? Why don't you use those things?"

"..."

With the joint efforts of Ling Guang and Qianjie, Kevin ate the instant noodles happily.

That night, he turned into a mentally disturbed man, wearing pink love pants and fresh stockings and running around upside down.

It is said that it was noon the next day when he was discovered again. At that time, he was holding a squid and telling his love for Mei.