Honkai Impact 3, get Dabao skills at the beginning

"That is to say, in these chapters written by Shui, have you never appeared, Mr. Qianjie?"

"Hmph, I don't like to be in that noisy crowd."

In fact, Qianjie saw Relish in the grass on the playground and had the idea of ​​becoming a teacher.

But now he can't even find a residential area that he thinks is safe, let alone provide safe education for students.

"Oh~"

Because they were of the same kind, Xilin knew very well what Qianjie was thinking, so she stretched out her hand to Qianjie and said:

"Comrade, let us, the neglected characters, unite and launch a revolution against Ling Guang, right?"

"No, if you want a chance to appear, you should jump over the invisible wall, give the author a big nose fight and then give him a Russian back drop and then clip the bell off of him."

Qianjie unexpectedly calmed down. He waved his hand to interrupt Xilin's unrealistic fantasy and said.

"Huh? I understand the truth, but why should I clip off his bell?"

"Of course that's because ordinary people can't make money in his line of work. If he still wants to live as a man, he must go to Mebius and buy a new one, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"Then if he wants a lot of money, how will he make money?"

"Selling sex."

"Go away... of course I have to write a few more chapters!"

The air suddenly fell into a strange silence. After a while, Xilin said with a cold sweat on her head:

"Mr. Qianjie, does it really matter if you break the dimensional wall like this?"

"There's no way! That idiot author can only earn eighty cents a day. He really doesn't know how to complain! He had no choice but to write his own bitterness into the plot!"

"Then if that's the case, don't complain! And is it really okay for you to tell the actual situation? Are you sure the official will still provide traffic?"

"There is no traffic to open a new pit!"

In this way, the two quarreled from dusk to night, and finally ended with Xilin introducing a hotel to Qianjie.

Don't think too much, it wasn't that the two had a good quarrel, it was just that Xilin didn't want to stay up late, so she made an agreement with Qianjie to continue tomorrow, and arranged a hotel for him by the way.

......

Since reuniting with Alicia, Ling Guang has been having fun every day, which has caused him to forget many important things.

For example, extending the card drawing system to more people, or...where did the white-haired couple go?

and when to build a house on the land purchased.

"Well... I always feel like it's a little too difficult to do it alone."

At this moment, several figures suddenly appeared in Ling Guang's mind.

Kevin, Thousand Calamities, Kosmo, Su.

Isn’t that all quality labor?

It's a pity that because the ban on the paradise will take some time to be lifted, the three of Kevin escaped.

"There is no other way, just let Qianjie and I work hard together."

......

It is not difficult to find Qianjie. As a close friend, Ling Guang can quickly find Qianjie's aura.

So his target quickly locked on the hotel where Qianjie lived, and he was lucky enough to meet Qianjie who was just about to go out.

"Thousands of calamities!!!"

Ling Guang excitedly opened his arms to Qianjie, his eyes filled with false tears.

"Ling Guang!"

Seeing Ling Guang, the suppressed emotions in Qianjie's heart were finally released. He ran towards Lingguang. When the distance between the two was less than 20 meters, Qianjie suddenly took out a coin from his crotch that he had managed to save. Down the bomb.

"Qianjie, what are you going to do?"

Because he was running so fast, Ling Guang couldn't stop himself.

"What are you doing? You really asked a stupid question! Come on! Ling Guang, let you feel the pain I have endured!"

Qianjie said and threw the bomb in his hand towards Ling Guang.

That bomb was also strange. It might have been affected by Qianjie's resentment, or it might have been too tortured by the smell of Qianjie's crotch. In short, the bomb seemed to have spirituality as it circled around Ling Guang's body and headed towards it. His ass struck.

The sparks of St. Freya's specialty bloomed again, and Ling Guang turned into a fiery red bird and flew into the air, attracting admiration from the people around him.

"Oh my god, our Saint Freya has such a beautiful bird? It's really great!"

"It looks good! Just like Mr. Kevin's hemorrhoids."

"You're talking too arrogantly! You should say it belongs to Master Qianjie."

"Fart, Master Qianjie would have eaten that thing for him!"

......

When Ling Guang opened his eyes again, he found that he was back in the hospital ward.

Because the system has been granted permission to automatically use Tao, the injury on his butt has long since healed.

"You finally woke up, and now you are a lovely girl?"

Alicia's voice echoed in his ears, and her voice that was originally like the sound of nature now sounded like a death announcement.

Ling Guang sat up in horror, only to find that not only Alicia, but also Kiana had arrived at the scene.

Only naive people will blame each other, while mature adults will only think about how to solve the problem.

So Ling Guang turned to look at Alicia. Alicia blinked her heart-stoppingly beautiful eyes and then tilted her head to look at Ling Guang.

"Ellie, what model do you want? I'll go find Mebius to install it for me."

A strange atmosphere suddenly filled the air, and then the room suddenly erupted into extremely enthusiastic laughter.

"Pfft... It's true, Ling Guang, I just wanted to scare you, but I didn't expect you to actually believe it~"

Alicia let out a laugh as clear as a silver bell, but at the same time she also cast a concerned look at him.

After all, he had just been injured. I wonder if his body feels uncomfortable...

"That's right, Ling Guang, can't you feel it yourself?"

Kiana also laughed and walked up to Ling Guang, patting the latter's shoulder carelessly.

"What, but that thing is really gone."

Ling Guang's words were no longer a hammer. His words were like a nuclear strike that silenced the surrounding area.

Outside the door, Qianjie and Walter were walking together on the way to Lingguang ward.

"Mr. Qianjie, could it be that you haven't wanted to stay in a hotel all this time because you haven't found a bomb that only blows up your butt?"

"Um......"

Qianjie didn't want to tell Walter that he was afraid of going to the toilet again and being bombed.

"Okay, here we are."

The two of them stood in front of the door, opened it very naturally, and then saw a group of girls working together to pull Ling Guang's pants, preparing to take a peek at the scenery between his legs.

"Come on everyone, let's work together, 1, 2, 3!"

"Hey!"

"Ahhh! I was joking, please forgive me! I will never joke again! Don't pull my pants!"

The veins in Ling Guang's hand holding the waist of his trousers popped out. I'm afraid he had never tried so hard to hold back his laughter while watching the fanfics of Kosmo and Qianjie.