Honkai Impact 3, get Dabao skills at the beginning

The so-called paradise is just a fantasy spun by others. When you wake up from the dream, you will face the cruel reality——Padophilis.

Pado looked at the group of people with black lines all over their faces and said in a panic:

"Brothers and sisters, we didn't steal anything from you, did we?"

It is shameful to say that a Ying Jie from a pre-civilization would actually call others big brother or big sister for stealing other people's things.

"What? You didn't steal it, so why are all my things gone?"

As a victim, Kiana naturally has the absolute right to speak.

"You...oh! Is that the fanfic you wrote with a lot of typos? Oops, because what you wrote was so bold, I read it for a few days, but I have already put it back for you. .”

"What?"

"If you don't believe it, you can go check the safe in your room now."

After what Paduo said, everyone ran back to their rooms to rummage around and found that their lost items had indeed been placed in another place.

Even the money Kiana gave Pado was stuffed into the book and was not taken away.

In other words, the so-called Phantom Thief Xiaogu didn't actually steal anyone else's things from beginning to end, he just made a simple prank.

Because of Pado's sincere attitude in admitting her mistake and her eloquent words, everyone chose to forgive her, but two people were very dissatisfied.

That was Sue and Theresa.

"Well Pado, who gnawed my ginseng?"

That was the ginseng that Su had collected to this day, and even if he had money, he couldn't buy it.

"Brother Su, what are you saying? It's wrong for cans to bite your things, but you can't harm us with poisonous things!"

"poisonous?"

Su was so shocked that he almost opened his eyes.

"That's right. Ever since you ate your ginseng from the can, you started foaming at the mouth and now you're walking on two feet."

"It's impossible...that's the person Kevin gave me..."

Sue realized her blind spot and opened her eyes to stare at Kevin.

Kevin was startled by the gaze. He scratched his head guiltily, then approached Su flatteringly and said:

"Well, Su, calm down. I'll tell you a cold joke. Once upon a time, there was a popsicle..."

Kevin's wailing gradually faded away, Theresa crossed her arms and looked up at Pado, questioning:

"Then why are all my comic books gone from my bookshelf?"

It seems that because she has seen too many heroes, Teresa is no longer afraid to talk to them.

"Sometimes we really have to look for the reason in ourselves. I put all your bookshelf and comic books on the closet, just because you were short and didn't look up, so I didn't see it."

"..."

Theresa's crying gradually faded away, and Pado successfully joined St. Freya and became the owner of the only canteen in the school.

She sells everything from snacks to limited edition and rare products, and even Ling Guang’s own photo album.

But things that students can't buy outside can be bought here in Padu, and things that Paduo doesn't sell are even less likely to be sold outside.

Even some large luxury stores want to buy from her.

When someone asks her where these products come from, she just smiles and says:

"Trade secrets."

......

After the Pado incident was over, Ling Guang was already looking forward to what reward the fairy Ai Li would give him.

So after he finished his work for the day, he hurried back to their room and found that Ellie was wearing twin tails, waiting for his arrival.

Ai Li stared at Ling Guang with charming eyes, and a voice as crisp as a silver bell sounded:

"In order to reward Knight Ling Guang, you can do anything to Ellie Ellie, right?"

"anything?"

Hearing that he could do anything to Ai Li, Ling Guang began to breathe heavily involuntarily.

"Yeah, anything~"

"Then since the day is like this, I can't bear it anymore!"

【The game begins! Damn it, Master, you are such a fucking beast! 】

Alicia looked around in disbelief. After a long time, she was convinced that she had really entered Ling Guang's game space.

What kind of foreplay is this?

Now Alicia already has the military skills of Zhang Chunhua and Shen Zhangfei, and she doesn't know what military commander she wants better.

At this moment, a figure caught her eye.

【Zhang Xuan】

[Same gift]

[When you specify a target, this card can be executed an additional X times (X is the number of suits in your hand at this time)]

【Luxurious burial】

[When someone enters a dying state during your turn, they cannot use peach on themselves, and you get one card of different colors]

"Wow, what a cute girl!"

It seems that because the system follows the master, the generals Alicia draws are not lower than Double S or Epic.

Ling Guang, on the other hand, has never seen many third-level S-level generals in his life.

【Game starts】

[Player 1 Alicia (Zhang Xuan) Player 2 Ling Guang (Liao Hua)]

"...6."

What else could Ling Guang say? This is the only thing in this system, what can he do?

"The courtesy of husband and wife is to raise eyebrows together."

"..."

Ling Guang naturally lost the game.

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Everyone’s favorite Yingjie Theater:

The air fell into dead silence. Klein, who had realized that he had messed up, immediately fled the scene, leaving only Kevin and Qianjie looking at each other.

It seemed that due to his strong physical condition, the medicine did not take effect immediately. Kevin and Qianjie first looked at each other.

Then he lowered his head as if he was shy and saw Qianjie's legs at a glance.

Because it was summer, Qianjie was wearing a pair of shorts, so Kevin could see Qianjie's thick calves.

Seeing this situation, Kevin decided not to endure it anymore, and he immediately shouted:

"Wow! Beautiful legs!"

"?"

Qianjie was stunned for a moment, and then he looked along Kevin's line of sight in disbelief, only to see his own legs.

If Ling Guang said that he could still smile after a thousand tribulations, Kevin would have no need to do so.

"You have beautiful legs, right? I'll reward you with beautiful legs!"

Qianjie said and kicked Kevin with a whip kick, but he didn't know where Kevin got the strength to catch Qianjie's whip kick.

"Baby, I didn't expect you to be so passionate...I love you even more."

"Ey."

Qianjie was so frightened by Kevin's abnormal appearance that he didn't know what to do. He wanted to pull out his leg, but found that he couldn't break free from Kevin's hand.

"Kevin, please let me go quickly! Otherwise, don't force me to slap you!"

"Oh~ baby, if slapping me can make you calm down, then do it!"

"Ahhhhhh! You damn pervert, stay away from me!"

Qianjie looked at Kevin who kept kissing his legs deeply, and was completely frightened and panicked.