Don’t get me wrong, immortals are all simple and unpretentious!

His shoehorn face was completely beaten into a pig kidney face, which was both blue and purple.

The thugs pulled Li Wudao by his arms and finally pulled Li Wudao off Yin Jun. The moment they separated, Li Wudao jumped and kicked Yin Jun's life, causing Yin Jun to feel sore in pain.

Next, it was time for Li Wudao to be tortured, and fists and kicks rained down on him.

This point completely exceeded Li Wudao's expectations. "Auntie" actually had no intention of taking action... Woman, what the hell are you thinking about?

Little did he know that Yanzhi was also in a difficult situation. She had already planned to knock out the maid Xiaocui first, and then drew out the green silk soft sword. But everyone present, who knew that the fierce general brother suddenly appeared, was he going to reveal his identity as a killer?

Forget it, let’s knock Xiaocui out first!

Xiaocui, who was eager to protect her, only felt a pain in her neck and lost consciousness.

Yanzhi held her chin and thought for a while, then her eyes lit up and she staggered away.

Yin Jun, who had just gotten up, happened to see Yanzhi fleeing, and immediately yelled at the loser: "You two, bring that stinky bitch back to me!"

I'm not in the mood to be arrogant this time...

The two bastards stopped beating Li Wudao and started chasing Yanzhi like wild boars.

Chasing a woman really shouldn't be too easy.

Just as they imagined, the two of them saw Rouge fall to the ground as soon as they turned into a small forest. The two thieves looked at each other and imitated their master's strange smile, "Jie Jie Jie! This is the courtesan with red sleeves and fragrant clothes." Ah, you said that the young master is tired of playing, will you let us have a try too?!"

"Of course, how has the young master ever treated our brothers badly? Jie Jie Jie!"

While they were talking and laughing, the two of them came to Yanzhi, but saw that the other party did not run away in panic, but lowered his head and took off his gorgeous clothes, revealing the tight black tights underneath.

"Hey! You are worthy of being the number one courtesan in Qingshan County. What a new way to play!" The two rubbed their hands together and drool flowed from the corners of their mouths. This is a fat guy. Although he can't drink the most water, a little oil is not too much. Bar.

Just when the two were getting carried away, Yanzhi slowly raised his head and looked at them with a calm gaze, as if looking at two dead people.

Dog-Legging A: "Brother, her eyes are so scary, are you afraid? Hahaha!"

Dogleg B: "I'm so scared...Oh my god, you scared me to death! Hehehehe!"

"Whoa!" A silver light flashed, and their laughter stopped abruptly. They stood there, as if they had never lived...

On the other side, Li Wudao has been tied to a tree. Yin Jun is holding a gold-inlaid dagger in his hand and is gesturing sadly, "Boy, if you dare to kick the young master, I will make you extinct today." Eunuch! Jie Jie Jie... cough cough..."

"Bah!" Hearing this disgusting laughter, Li Wudao spat a thick mouthful of phlegm into Yin Jun's mouth, sighing secretly in his heart, "Should you cut off the penis? True to the internet famous saying in his previous life, it's not very harmful. Extremely insulting!”

I'm afraid only Li Wudao can associate these two sentences with cutting off a penis. If it were any other man, this would be a critical damage of 100 million points.

"Ugh! Ugh, vomit, vomit..." Yin Jun scratched his throat and vomited wildly. His hair was completely fried, and his eyes were red. It was so disgusting. This guy actually dared to use his mouth as a spittoon, "Give it to me." Cover his mouth! I’m going to castrate him a hundred times!!!”

A bad guy stepped forward and covered Li Wudao's mouth. Yin Jun raised the dagger in his hand high, and the warm afternoon sun reflected the dazzling cold light, and he stabbed down hard!

Li Wudao’s memoirs can be written like this:

At that time, the dagger was only one centimeter away from my little brother. Then something magical happened. Yin Jun's right arm holding the dagger actually threw it away far away! Then a masked woman in black clothes appeared next to me, and the familiar smell of rouge penetrated my nostrils... I really wanted to ask her, "Monster, I have already seen through your identity, why are you pretending!"

The heroine in black appeared suddenly. Yin Jun was stunned for a long time, and then he let out a scream like a slaughtering pig!

When the six henchmen heard the young master's pitiful cry, they all moved in unison and ran...

You can't run away, cold light flashed, six heads fell to the ground, and six bodies rushed out a few meters. Then it felt like something was missing. When I touched it, the head was gone. It looked so unsightly. Let's just die. …

Then they all fell to the ground with a thud, their movements uniform.

"Don't kill me! My father is the prefect of Qingzhou! Don't kill me! No!"

Yin Jun was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, his lower body covered in mud.

"Shua!" The silver light continued to magnify in front of him, slit his throat that he was proud of and could make a weird laugh like "Jie Jie Jie".

His vision gradually blurred. Yin Jun clutched the severed throat with his left hand and his body twitched twice. Death!

"Brother Meng Jiang, why is it that every time my aunt sees you, she is tied to a tree."

The heroine in black turned around and looked at Li Wudao playfully, with an expression that if my aunt hadn't passed by, you would have turned into a eunuch.

Li Wudao sighed quietly, "It's hard to put it into words. I didn't want to save that prostitute...but she ran away. She really is a ruthless bitch!"

I told you to pretend! Li Wudao was secretly happy in his heart!

The rouge heroine raised her eyebrows three times and was almost overcome by the words "whore" and "bitch". After her chest rose and fell for a while, she finally suppressed her anger.

"He doesn't know my aunt's identity... He did it unintentionally... Anyone else would have to be anxious..."

Yanzhi tried hard to mentally build herself up, then struck out with a cold sword, and the rope was cut off.

"My aunt saved your life again, how are you going to thank your aunt?"

"Didn't you cut off all the things you took out from the brothel last time? So much gold, silver and jewelry, it's enough to buy me ten lives!" Li Wudao flexed his muscles and replied angrily.

"What the hell you stole was my aunt's property..." Rouge Heroine was in trouble and could only complain secretly, "Forget it, just think that my aunt owes you! Dispose of the body quickly, otherwise there will be trouble!"

"You killed the man, why should I deal with it?" Li Wudao continued to comment, until the Qingsi soft sword was placed on his neck, "Just stab him to death next time, otherwise you won't be able to tell whose head is whose... "

Li Wudao complained weakly, opened Yin Jun's hand, took out the gold-inlaid dagger, shook it, it was quite heavy, and went to the side to dig a hole.

Yanzhi also didn't expect that the stubborn and fierce general brother would be so cooperative today. How could she know what Li Wudao was thinking. It would be nice to go down the mountain once and meet a few friends. Unfortunately, they are all short-lived ghosts. Let them be happy... …

"Stop digging, it's a waste of time!" Rouge was just quarreling with Brother Mengjiang. Seven corpses could be dug with daggers until sunset tomorrow.

She took out a small porcelain bottle from her waist and poured the white powder inside on the bloody parts of the body. With just a few breaths, Li Wudao saw what it means to eliminate "corpse" out of thin air...