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Chapter 639 My Useless Husband with a Junior High School Diploma (8)

joke.

Gu Chengzhi is the heir to the famous Gu Group. How many men can be like him?

Pei Yan tilted his head and asked innocently: "Second Uncle, why do you always want me to go out to work? I can do a lot of things at home."

Uncle Bai wanted to sneer, but held back, "What can you do at home?"

Isn’t it just playing games on your phone?

"From Monday to Friday, every day at 6:30, I will get up, make breakfast, prepare the mouthwash cup, squeeze toothpaste on the toothbrush, and then take out the skirt that Yaoyao will wear today. At 7 o'clock, I will wake Yaoyao up. At 7:40, when I send Yaoyao out, I will also pick up yesterday's garbage."

Pei Yan counted the time on his fingers, "The vegetables in the market are the freshest in the morning, so I have to go to the market to buy vegetables at eight o'clock. If I go too late, the uncles and aunties will pick up all the good vegetables. Yaoyao likes pork belly and lettuce, so the meat and vegetable vendors will always give me some extra fresh vegetables."

Bai Yao interjected, "Why would they give you extra fresh vegetables?"

Pei Yan raised the corner of his lips, "I helped them catch thieves!"

"Wow——" Bai Yao said with admiration and pride: "You are so awesome!"

Pei Yan's ears turned red with embarrassment.

Uncle Bai wanted to laugh when he heard this, "Are you just busy with these things?"

Pei Yan looked innocent, "Second Uncle, I haven't finished speaking yet, please don't interrupt me."

Uncle Bai choked up in his throat.

Pei Yan counted on his fingers again, "At nine o'clock, I returned home, washed the clothes and mopped the floor. Yaoyao likes cleanliness, and there can't be any dirt left. Yaoyao also said that I want to have a good lunch, so I have to start cooking at eleven o'clock. Yaoyao likes the corn and pork ribs soup I made, so I can start stewing the soup at this time."

"At 12:30, I will lie down for a nap. After waking up at 1:30, I can play games on my phone for a while. Then at 3 o'clock, I will go water the flowers that Yaoyao and I grow."

Bai Yao said: "Those are the flowers you raised."

Pei Yan said: "The flowers I grow are equivalent to those grown by Yaoyao."

Bai Yao smiled, "Yeah, you're right."

He showed an innocent smile, and his tone became much more excited. "I started preparing dinner at four o'clock, and waited until half past five, when Yaoyao got home from get off work. We had dinner together, watched TV series together, played games together, and then took a shower together..."

Bai Yao covered his mouth in time, "Let's wash the dishes together, okay, okay, everyone knows it, you don't have to explain it in such detail."

Pei Yan's eyes rolled around and then curved into crescents, as if he and her had some little secret, which made him particularly happy.

Pei Yan's day was ordinary, but it was all related to Bai Yao. Putting so many trivial things together, he had been doing it for so many years, but he didn't feel annoyed at all.

Uncle Bai said sarcastically: "How can the things you said be as hard as Yaoyao's work outside? Pei Yan, I am speaking to you from the perspective of an elder. People must not be lazy. If you tell others, you will be laughed at."

"Second uncle means..." Pei Yan asked naively, "Second aunt is just lazy, will she be laughed at?"

Uncle Bai also felt his wife's angry look and his face stiffened.

Second Aunt Bai does not have a job and is a full-time housewife. She has done a lot of the trivial things that Pei Yan mentioned. However, in her husband's heart, these things she did seemed to be nothing. She even belittled them as being lazy and a joke.

Uncle Bai laughed uncomfortably a few times, "That's not what I meant. This... this, it's not easy for you to keep the house in order."

Pei Yan smiled brightly, "Second uncle's daughter is so outstanding, she will definitely be able to find a marriage partner who can take care of the family in an orderly manner!"

Uncle Bai felt like there was a fish bone stuck in his throat, and he couldn't get it up or down, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

Gu Chengzhi can become a househusband, don’t joke!

Bai Yu was happy in his heart, but pretended to be critical, "Pei Yan, what are you talking about? Wanwan's partner is so good, she can just hire a few nannies, why would she need them to do the housework themselves?"

Pei Yan admitted his mistake with a positive attitude, "I'm sorry, Second Uncle, I said the wrong thing."

Second Uncle Bai forced a stiff smile, for he was afraid of displeasing Gu Chengzhi and ruining his relationship with Bai Wanwan.

Gu Chengzhi remained silent. He had been observing the young and strange couple for quite some time. Pei Yan was probably a weirdo who was proud of being a gigolo. And Bai Yao was also a weirdo. No matter what Pei Yan did or said, she cooperated very well.

Bai Yao has a strange kind of tolerance, as if this tolerance towards her husband will never have a limit.

Bai Wanwan also realized that the atmosphere was not right, especially since Gu Chengzhi looked at Bai Yao for a long time. When she was in school, any boy she had a crush on would like Bai Yao, so she couldn't help feeling a sense of crisis.

Bai Wanwan picked up the wine glass and walked in front of her uncle's family. "Thank you all for taking the time to have this meal today. Uncle, aunt, Yaoyao and brother-in-law, I toast to you all."

She walked too fast, tripped over her left foot and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Gu Chengzhi helped her up in time. She only hit the table, but a glass of red wine spilled.

Pei Yan stood up and blocked Bai Yao behind him, and the red liquid spilled all over his clothes.

Bai Wanwan never thought she would cause such a big commotion, she quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, brother-in-law, I didn't mean it!"

She had the problem of falling down since she was a child. The reason why she spilled the cup of milk tea on Gu Chengzhi was because she fell down.

Of course Bai Yao was aware of Bai Wanwan's reckless personality, so she didn't say much and accompanied Pei Yan to the bathroom to deal with it.

Pei Yan went into the men's restroom, so she could only wait outside.

During this time, a drunk man stumbled into the men's restroom. When he saw Bai Yao waiting outside, there was a flash of surprise in his eyes. However, as he was eager to solve his physiological problem, he went into the restroom first.

On the way, he saw a man wiping clothes in front of a mirror. He didn't care and just found a seat and went into the cubicle. He excitedly sent voice messages to his friends.

"Family, I just saw a very beautiful woman at the door of the bathroom. Please put the student girl I found today back. I will go to this woman to get her contact information later. Then I will broadcast live with you."

The man had just taken off half of his pants and was about to sit down when the door of the cubicle was suddenly kicked open.

The young man stood at the door, his thin figure was tall and slender. He tilted his head slightly, staring at the person inside with a pair of innocent eyes.

The man quickly pulled up his pants and said, "Are you sick?"

Suddenly, a hand reached out and grabbed his neck. It seemed to be a young boy's fair hand but it was exceptionally powerful. His feet slowly left the ground, and the frightened man was lifted up by the hand and suspended in mid-air.

There was a slight "click" sound, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground. The door of the compartment swayed a few times and finally closed.

The young man washed his hands expressionlessly. When he stepped out of the bathroom, a simple smile appeared on his handsome and clean face, "Yaoyao, I'm fine!"

Bai Yao took out a tissue and wiped the water off his hands, staring at the marks on his clothes, and said, "I'll wash your clothes when we get back, but I don't know if it will leave marks."

Pei Yan pulled at his clothes and asked, "What if there is a mark that cannot be washed off?"

"It's okay." Bai Yao smiled, "I'll go buy new clothes with you!"

Pei Yan grabbed her hand and put it on his face, his eyebrows curved cutely, "Great!"


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