Don't mess with me, I'm the king of this world

Liu You woke up again, it was already night.

In his daze, he still didn't notice anything was wrong with him, and Xiao Yue's fake body was currently sitting cross-legged on the bed.

Putting his hands on his knees, his eyes were closed tightly, his breathing was steady, and there was no energy flowing at all. It didn't look like he was practicing, but like he was asleep.

Realizing that Liu You was awake, Xiao Yue opened his eyes and asked, "Are you awake?"

"Huh? Is it you? No, it's not you...it wasn't you then..."

Xiao Yue pointed to the clothes on the ground beside him and said, "Put on your clothes first, and we'll talk about your being stolen later."

After Xiao Yue's reminder, Liu You noticed that he was naked now. He stood up in panic and ran towards the clothes on the ground, putting them on himself without any hesitation.

"What's going on? What does it mean to be stolen? And...why do I feel you are weird?"

Liu You asked questions while putting on his clothes.

Xiao Yue landed on his feet and stretched out, "It's nothing. I just didn't take care of you when I threw you down. Then you were stripped naked and there was nothing left. I am not me now, so it counts." A doppelganger of mine.”

"I didn't have much to do anyway, so I was a little lazy. This body is not very cultivated, and it is slightly different from my original body, but people who are not familiar with it can't tell the difference."

"Stolen? Damn it, where's the necklace? Where's the knife?" Halfway through putting on his clothes, Liu You panicked and looked around, but there was nothing except a tidy room.

Xiao Yue walked to the table and sat down. He picked up the teapot on the table and poured a cup of tea. "No, the thief was caught, but she woke up earlier than you. When I come back, everything in the whole room will be gone." You bury it, but there is no trace of that person.”

"What about you? Did you go out? Why is the clone coming back?" Liu You asked.

Xiao Yue put down the tea cup and explained: "It's nothing, there are some other things. If the thief hadn't taken out something, I wouldn't have cared about it. As long as I think about it, the knife and the necklace will become scrap metal, or even It’s worse than scrap metal.”

"Even if we are far apart..."

Liu You frowned, walked over to Xiao Yue and sat down, "Brother, even if it's just a clone, can you not be like this? Is Mr. Pianpian your personality? Gentle as jade, gentle and elegant? Brother, you are not suitable for this. .”

"Character?" Xiao Yue showed a hint of amusement, "It's really new. Do you still know this word?"

Liu You was speechless and spread his hands with some contempt, "Brother, Xiao Yue? Is it really you? You won't be betrayed, right? How long has it been since the Formation Sect? You haven't said many new words along the way. ?"

"The character design is very strange? I also know myna, breasts, rock and roll, rap..."

Liu You raised his eyebrows and asked, "How about I do a part? Although I can't understand it, there are some things that are really touching."

Xiao Yue raised his forehead and finally gave up thinking, "No, there are still many loopholes in the things I made casually. Now that it is disconnected from the main body, some of my memories are very vague."

"Disconnected from the main body?" Liu You quickly stood up and approached to care, "Hey, Xiao Yue, are you okay? What do you mean by disconnected? Can't be contacted?"

Xiao Yue shook his head, "It's almost the same. The main body can detect this side. I can't feel anything about the main body, and I can't remember many things. My memory is a bit messy."

"That's it." Liu You returned to his seat and thought about it, what could happen to Xiao Yue? Even if something happens, how can he help? "So you were always in the same state before I woke up, so that's how it is."

Xiao Yue stretched out his hand, and an illusory stone appeared in the palm of his hand, "Let's get down to business. Have you seen this thing?"

Liu You glanced at it and thought about it carefully, "It seems... I seemed to have been knocked unconscious by this."

"That's right." Xiao Yue retracted his outstretched hand and continued to explain: "That's why I came here. At the beginning, I couldn't feel the hidden power of heaven."

"I thought someone showed up here, but then..."

"It was later determined that it was just a stone?" Liu You asked in confusion. Regarding the power of heaven, he was the one who handed it over to Xiao Yue, but he was still puzzled and asked Xiao Yue: "Why are you so interested in a stone?"

"Is this thing valuable?"

Xiao Yue smiled and said: "Fellow Daoist Liu You, I think with your extensive knowledge, you should know about the fragments of heaven, right? Very few people have seen this thing, but I don't think you have never heard of it!!"

"Fragment of Heavenly Dao!!" Liu You suddenly started up, full of disbelief, "Are you sure? There is a fragment of Heavenly Dao here? Isn't that thing something that can only be encountered?"

Xiao Yue continued: "There are seven pieces in total. I have four pieces now. Plus the ones on the thief, I have five pieces."

Liu You's feet became weak and he plopped down on the ground, "Five yuan? Are you kidding me? You don't have to be powerful to have that thing. Haven't you never been to the outside world? How can you have five yuan?"

"There are only four pieces now, but the main body should know the situation. The thief..."

Before he finished speaking, that familiar yet unfamiliar figure appeared out of thin air, and then hit Liu You on the head.

"Ugh! Ugh!!!"

Liu You, who was caught off guard, almost suffocated to death at this moment.

If it weren't for the fact that his face was not flat on the ground and the thief was scratched on the ground by the impact of falling from mid-air, Liu You might really have... No, how could he die because he was at the Qingtian level because he couldn't breathe?

At most, it was just a bit of a shock.

"Hello!!" Xiao Yue smiled back and looked at the thief.

The thief who came back to his senses looked confused. Wasn't he eating? Why did you suddenly appear here?

Is someone saying hello to me? Why is this voice so familiar?

She held the chopsticks in her right hand and hadn't put them into her mouth yet, but she kept them there with a few noodles hanging on them. The soup on the noodles dropped rapidly and fell into Liu You's mouth below her.

Liu You was also frightened and sorted everything out in a panic.

Did I just get my butt smashed?

What is the shadow on the face? Legs? The warmth on the side...is it the butt?

What's the situation now?

I don't know if it was an illusion or something, but Liu You seemed to feel the flow of air and an undetectable sound...

"Damn it, you still farted?" Liu You realized what it was and quickly pushed the person out with his hands, freeing him from between her slightly bent legs.

"Ah!!" There was another cry, and the thief started throwing things again, "Rogue!! Stinky gangster!!"

In a panic, a crystal stone was thrown out. Xiao Yue stepped in front of Liu You, took the stone, and returned to his seat, as if nothing had happened.

"It's you!!" At this moment, the thief also noticed Xiao Yue who was present, and his attitude changed 180 degrees, and he knelt down respectfully, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, and I didn't run away on purpose. sorry!!"

Xiao Yue ignored her and said to Liu You who had just sat up: "It's just a fart. You should pray that she changed her pants, because if I remember correctly, she seemed to be incontinent when I brought her back. !”

"Fuck!! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Xiao Yue, you bastard!!"