Wanton Provocation: Little Rose of Blazing Love

[The answers from these two people really did not disappoint me! 】

【It’s so sweet! 】

【Suddenly I am looking forward to Shen Yanzhou's answer.】

[Me too, I wonder what attracted Shen Yanzhou to our Yun Ning.]

[I know this, breathing! Jiang Yunning can fascinate Shen Yanzhou just by breathing! ]

【Hahaha, that makes sense.】

"Okay, let's listen to Teacher Shen's answer. When Teacher Jiang is on a date, what do you think is the most provocative thing to do? Three... two... one, please answer."

Shen Yanzhou: “All of them.”

Jiang Yuning: “All.”

Director: "Hey, did you two collude? Why do you both give the same answer?"

Shen Yanzhou explained with a smile: "Because just Teacher Jiang standing there is enough to attract me."

The director complained: "Why don't you just say that as long as the other person breathes, they will be bewitched."

Shen Yanzhou nodded when he heard this: "You can say that."

director:……

"Come on, restrain yourself!"

Shen Yanzhou smiled nonchalantly and said, "You are the one who asked this question. Shouldn't you be the one who should restrain yourself?"

Jiang Yuning also said: "That's right, it's the director who always asks these... weird questions."

Director: "Okay, I'm generous and won't argue with you two as if you were a real couple."

Jing Yi at the side quietly replied: "Your belly is quite big, you need to lose weight and be careful of the three highs."

……

Everyone present tried hard not to laugh out loud.

The director almost couldn't catch his breath.

[Hahaha, can we criticize the director ten times a day? I really like seeing the director being criticized! ]

[Me too, there are so many funny moments in this episode! ]

[Director: Does no one care whether I live or die? ]

[No one cares, the director did it himself.]

[When it comes to criticizing the director, the guests are surprisingly harmonious. ]

……

"Okay, let's not talk about other topics, let's continue."

Later, the director asked a few more questions about the other party's preferences, which were not so explicit, so Jiang Yuning breathed a sigh of relief.

The questions about preferences were not difficult and both of them answered them basically correctly, except when asked about the other's weight, Shen Yanzhou answered incorrectly.

Shen Yanzhou was a little bit unbelievable: "Isn't this your weight?"

Jiang Yuning shook her head: "No, I've gained weight recently."

Shen Yanzhou frowned: "I didn't feel it when I held you. I even felt like you became lighter."

"No." Jiang Yuning said, "I just weighed myself the day before yesterday."

Shen Yanzhou concluded: "The scale is broken."

Jiang Yuning thought for a moment and said, "Maybe. I'll change the scale and weigh it again when I get back."

"Okay, don't worry about your weight, I'm overweight!" the director shouted.

Jiang Yuning: "No need to say this, we can see it."

director:……

[Is it true that Shen Yanzhou remembers everything about Jiang Yuning very clearly? He even included the fraction when he talked about the weight!]

[So Shen Yanzhou is obsessed with Ning. When he meets Jiang Yuning, he becomes particularly irrational.]

[This also indirectly shows that Shen Yanzhou often hugs Jiang Yuning in private, otherwise how would he know the other's weight changes. ]

[Of course, my brother can kiss people until they faint!!]

[Is it my boyfriend who can’t lift me? I only weigh 100 pounds! He can’t even lift me, and he still blames me for being heavy. ]

[Is one hundred pounds very heavy?! I am a girl and I can hold up two of my roommates in the dormitory.]

[Sisters, you should know that men will never admit that they are weak, they will only find problems with you. ]

[That makes sense, my ex was like that too, and he even asked me to lose weight... Then he became my ex, and he dared to PUA me, get out! ]

"This is the last question. If you answer this question correctly, you will set a record for this program." The director said with a smile, "The most people who answered correctly before was only seven questions."

"Excuse me, have you ever checked someone's phone when they weren't paying attention?"

Jing Yi: "Director, your question is too unfair!"

Director: "How is it not righteous? You have to be brave and responsible, and it also tests the trust between each other. So your answers are..."

Jiang Yuning: “No.”

Shen Yanzhou: “No.”

The director looked at Jiang Yuning and said, "Yunning, do you think Shen Yanzhou will check your phone?"

"will not."

"You trust him so much?" The director raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Yanzhou: "Where is Mr. Shen? Have you checked Mr. Jiang's phone?"

Shen Yanzhou: “No.”

Huang Tingsi was a little unconvinced and asked, "Aren't you curious about each other's phones? Is it because you don't know each other's phone passwords?"

Shen Yanzhou chuckled: "No need to know the password."

She knew that Huang Tingsi was secretly happy. How could there be a couple who didn’t check their partner’s cell phone?

Shen Yanzhou continued: "Teacher Jiang can unlock my phone with just his fingerprint, no password is needed."

Jiang Yuning nodded: "Yes, he asked me to record it, I didn't force him. But I also recorded his fingerprints on my phone."

[You’re crazy! I didn’t even dare let my boyfriend know my password, let alone record my fingerprint.]

[…Me too, I suddenly feel so ashamed. ]

[Don’t be ashamed. Every couple has their own way of getting along. For example, I like my girlfriend to check on me. It shows that she cares about me.]

【Me too! 】

[You can check chat records at will, just don’t check my browsing history. ]

[Me too, hahaha.]

Shen Yanzhou said regretfully: "Actually, I really want Teacher Jiang to check my phone once."

The director was eager to watch the fun: "Since Yan Zhou has said so, Yun Ning, you have to satisfy him, right?"

"Okay, let's satisfy our teacher Shen now." Jiang Yuning smiled and cooperated, "Hand over your phone, I want to check on you!"

"Okay." Shen Yanzhou handed the phone to Jiang Yuning.

Jiang Yuning stretched out her finger and gently touched the screen. As the crisp unlocking sound rang out, she casually slid through various applications on the interface and said, "Okay, I've finished checking."

However, all this did not escape the sharp-eyed Ye Jingzhi, who pointed out with a smile: "Yunning, you didn't open any software at all, you just swiped back and forth on the screen interface."

Hearing this, Jiang Yuning also laughed and said angrily: "Can't you just pretend you didn't see it? You have to expose me."

Ye Jingzhi shook his head and answered seriously: "No."

At this moment, Jing Yi suddenly noticed something and asked hesitantly, "Teacher Shen, your phone wallpaper seems to be Yun Ning, right?"

There was some excitement in his words.

Shen Yanzhou smiled and said, "Yes, it's Yunning."

Ye Jingzhi suddenly felt a toothache and couldn't help but complain: "You show off again."

Shen Yanzhou looked calm and said slowly, "Isn't it very common to use your girlfriend's photo as your phone wallpaper? Maybe Mr. Ye is still single, so he doesn't quite understand this behavior."

When Ye Jing heard this, he was speechless...

I could only laugh dryly.

[It’s so funny. Ye Jingzhi’s expression is just like a single person who is suddenly fed a mouthful of dog food and has his job kicked out.]

[The summary is very insightful! ]

[If you have absolute trust, how could you possibly record fingerprints? Don't confuse people here. ]

[So, industrial saccharin tastes good, right? ]

[These two are doing a pretty good job, better than the male and female protagonists in some TV dramas. ]

[Even though they are just a show, I think they are a real couple. I am waiting for the end of the recording to see them break up.]

[You're crazy. Even after a hundred years, they won't break up. Get lost!]

[Fingerprints and distrust are two different things, okay, haters, please stop going crazy here. 】

"Okay, you answered eight questions correctly. Congratulations!" The director led the applause. "The last group, get ready."

Huang Tingsi smiled and said, "Director, Ling Yu and I have only known each other for a short time, so please don't make the questions so difficult."

Ling Yu also said: "Yes, we are not like Teacher Shen and Yun Ning who are real lovers and understand each other."

"Don't worry, the questions I prepared for you are all basic questions, prepared based on the relationship between ordinary friends." said the director.

"So the questions for Yunning and the others are prepared based on their relationship as a couple?" Jing Yi asked with a smile.

The director shook his head and said calmly, "Correction, they are not lovers, but husband and wife. This is a romance that belongs only to you, Mr. Jiang, are you happy?"

Jiang Yuning smiled: "I'm happy. I'm so happy that I don't know how to express it."

The director smiled and said, “I knew you would like it.”

Jiang Yunning:......

Ha ha.

While they were having fun, Huang Tingsi and Ling Yu had already taken their seats.

The director looked at the card and read the questions: "Question 1: The other person's favorite color."

Ling Yu: “Yellow.”

Huang Tingsi: "Blue."

Both of them mentioned each other's support color.

"Correct answer! Next question, who is the idol the other person likes?"

Huang Tingsi thought for a while and answered, "He himself."

"Ling Yu, what's your answer?" the director urged.

Ling Yu: "Shen Yanzhou."

"Answer..." The director's eyes moved between the two of them, "Correct!"

Jing Yi smiled and said, "I didn't expect Tingsi's idol is her teacher."

Huang Tingsi smiled and said, "I thought I was being very obvious. Can't you tell that I'm a fan of Teacher Shen? I guess I need to be more obvious in the future."

[When did Huang Tingsi say that she was a fan of Shen Yanzhou? ]

[Not sure, maybe it's to attract attention.]

[Tsk, don't take advantage of my popularity here, go cool down somewhere else. ]

[You Zhou are really great~ but you are not allowed to take advantage of the popularity. If it weren’t for your good marketing, you Zhou would be nothing. ]

[That’s right, I never understood how Shen Yanzhou became so popular. Now that I think about it, it should be due to proper marketing.]

[Yes, yes, I became famous through marketing. Unlike the idols you guys like, they don’t even have the capital for marketing. They deserve not to be famous! ]

[I am dying of laughter. The biggest joke of 202x—Shen Yanzhou became famous through marketing. ]

[Look, I dug up a piece of gold. It turned out to be yours. When I lost my temper, you didn't even know where to pick up garbage to eat. Don't talk shit here. ]

[Those haters who say that I, Yanzhou, rely on marketing, are you blind? Can't you see the gold awards that Shen Yanzhou has won over the years? You can donate your eyes if you don't want them anymore, which will just wash away your sins. ]

[You are really amazing. You dare to question the value of the Gracie Music Gold Award? I admire you. ]

……

"One last question, what is the other person's favorite food?"

Ling Yu: "Beef noodles."

Huang Tingsi: "Steak."

"Both of you answered wrong." The director laughed, "Ling Yu's favorite food is foie gras, and Huang Tingsi's favorite food is lobster."

Ling Yu scratched his head and smiled: "I will definitely learn more about Mr. Huang's preferences when I get back."

Huang Tingsi also smiled and said, "Let's make an appointment for dinner when we get back."

The two of them were very harmonious in front of the camera, but where the camera didn't capture them, it was——

"Why would anyone like to eat lobsters?" Ling Yu was very confused. "Don't you think eating lobsters is troublesome? You have to peel the shells."

Huang Tingsi also responded: "I still don't understand why you like to eat foie gras, it's all fat."

"You may have said that because you haven't eaten foie gras." Ling Yu described, "The taste of foie gras is rich and delicate, as smooth as silk. When it melts in the mouth, it releases a rich fat aroma. This unique taste is intoxicating, and its texture is delicate and melts in the mouth without any residue. Its fat is evenly distributed, giving people a feeling of fullness, but not too greasy. When chewing, the deliciousness and softness of foie gras will be fully displayed, bringing people a unique taste enjoyment.

In addition, goose liver has a certain toughness, which makes it more layered when chewed in the mouth. When paired with other ingredients, the taste of goose liver can serve as a good foil, adding overall richness and harmony of taste. Whether it is tasted alone or paired with other ingredients, the taste of goose liver can leave a deep impression on people. "

"When I have time, I will treat you to a luxury liver meal!" Ling Yu said with a smile.

Huang Tingsi didn't give him face and refused directly: "No, I hate eating goose parts."

Ling Yu said with regret: "Okay, ordinary people really can't get used to eating food like foie gras."

Huang Tingsi rolled her eyes, expressing her speechlessness.

"Okay, after the fierce competition, our winners are Shen Yanzhou and Jiang Yuning, a true couple with great chemistry." The director said, "The losers are Ling Yu and Huang Tingsi, who only answered four questions correctly."

"Next, please ask Ling Yu and Huang Tingsi to come up and accept the punishment." The director motioned for them to come up and draw cards.

Huang Tingsi randomly picked a card - please and your partner complete the challenge of talking about cheesy couples to each other for one minute.

Ling Yu came over to take a look and frowned: "What the hell is this? What is this cheesy love talk?"

"Earthy love words are very earthy love words." The director gave a simple example, "For example, I want to ask you for directions, to ask for the way to your heart."

Guests present: …

Jiang Yuning whispered to Shen Yanzhou: "It's really unsophisticated. If you say such love words to me, I will not recognize you."

Shen Yanzhou smiled when he heard this: "I think it's quite interesting."

Jiang Yuning tilted his head to look at him with an expression that said "Are you serious?"

Shen Yanzhou smiled and rubbed her head.

Jiang Yuning took his hand away and squeezed it warningly: "I'm warning you, don't learn these words."

Shen Yanzhou smiled helplessly: "Okay, I'll listen to you and won't learn."