【Conan】I just want to survive but I am forced to join the main plot

This is a spoof and has nothing to do with the main text, has nothing to do with the main text, and has nothing to do with the main text!

Probably because Liangjun was successfully backstabbed by -80, he tampered with part of his knowledge in a short period of time, thinking that there was nothing wrong with him wearing women's clothing.

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Ruo Muliang rubbed his groggy forehead, got up from the bed with some difficulty, and looked at the surrounding environment.

This seems to be the lounge of Safe House No. 3.

Hiss, what happened? Oh, I went on a mission with Gin last night and was stabbed in the back by -80. When the car drove through a certain tunnel, the tunnel began to collapse from where their car passed, forcing them to adjust their life and death speed.

At the end of the memory, a huge boulder smashed through the roof of the car and hit him in the back seat.

Ruo Muliang sighed as usual, lifted the quilt and got out of bed. After taking two steps, he suddenly felt something strange.

He lowered his head and looked at himself. He was wearing a black and red Lolita dress with white silk stockings. There was also a pair of pointed-heeled leather shoes in the same series as the dress beside the bed.

Ruo Muliang, whose brain was temporarily damaged by -80, didn't feel anything was wrong. He tilted his head and thought for a while, emmm... Okay, there seems to be nothing wrong. Boys have to wear small skirts, right?

Ruo Muliang put on the leather shoes beside the bed and walked towards the hall of the safe house.

"Hey, when did we get a new beauty here... I remember correctly, I still have a mission. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm leaving right now!!!"

A certain outsider who didn't deserve a name looked at Ruo Muliang's back and was thinking of striking up a conversation and asking the beautiful lady for her contact information or something, but he didn't expect that the beautiful lady turned her head and revealed Sangria's face.

The little boy was so frightened that he peed, his legs softened and he fell to the ground, and then he rolled and crawled out of Safe House No. 3.

"Hey, good evening everyone~"

When Sangria appeared in front of all the winery members wearing a Lolita-style dress, the entire safe house fell into an eerie silence.

As we all know, the Sangria winery-specific vest looks like a baby face of a 15 or 6-year-old boy. If the facts are ignored, this is indeed a look that is harmless to humans and animals.

Paired with this red and black tutu skirt...

What a sense of déjà vu as a dark lolita.

Newcomer Asano transformed into a human fountain and squirted all the wine in one sip. If her stubborn desire to survive was not still online and forced her to tilt her head, she might have sprayed all the Codename members present with the rain and dew. .

Belmode blinked, his expression still a bit confused.

She wasn't surprised that Sangria was wearing women's clothing. After all, when Sangria was injured and unconscious, she was the one who put Mimi into women's clothes.

She was surprised that Sangria came out wearing women's clothes so openly? Obviously there were spare men's clothes in the lounge, but her original intention was just to deal with this little bastard who always liked to ruin her beauty sleep.

But now...it's actually very cute.

Belmode held the goblet in her hand and began to meditate. She didn't notice that the red wine was dripping down the crooked rim of the glass and onto her coat.

It's over. If Sangria attacks her godson next time, I actually think...if she doesn't kill her, then just do whatever she wants.

Belmod took a deep breath, then silently covered his face.

Vodka's hand shook, and the sunglasses on his face could not be welded together, and he fell directly to the floor with a bang, almost breaking into pieces.

What's going on with Sangsang Sangsangria? Making ordinary dolls can no longer satisfy him, so is he planning to treat himself as a doll now?

The old driver Fu Jiang took out his mobile phone with trembling hands and flipped through the photos and posters of various kawaii idols in the photo album. Then he discovered with a sad face that compared to the idols he was fans of, It’s Sangria’s women’s clothes that look better.

How, how can it be repaired?

He even felt like having a nosebleed...

How can I continue to pursue stars normally in the future? ! !

The oversized vodka suddenly shrank to the corner of the wall and drew circles in despair. A small dark cloud floated in the background, raining down on his forehead.

But I still have to hold on to the lasagna’s tearful face and say, “White silk is good!”

Rum:? ? ?

Rum, who finally came to the safe house, looked at the man who was sitting at the bar with a calm expression and poured himself a glass of sangria. He silently put down the half-drained wine glass in his hand and turned around to take out the glass. He took out the artificial eye in his eye socket and wiped it carefully with a clean cloth.

Well, now that I am older, I don’t quite understand the hobbies of you young people.

Gin:......

"Yo~ Gin-senpai."

Ruo Muliang held the juice cup in both hands and took a sip. He turned his head and looked at Gin, whose entire face was starting to turn black, with a puzzled look on his face.

Have I offended him recently?

It seems that comics this time don’t use knives very much.

"Are you playing any tricks again?!"

Gin gritted his teeth and spoke word by word. The wine glass in his hand was even more overwhelmed and made a series of rattling sounds.

Ruomu Liang:?

"Everyone of you reacted very strangely today."

Gin threw the crushed wine glass into the trash can nearby, took out a paper towel and wiped the wine on his hands.

"Do you want to see what you're wearing today?!"

Ruo Muliang looked down at the little skirt she was wearing again, "Isn't it just a little skirt? Is there anything wrong with it?"

Gin:......

He took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth, then grabbed the back of Ruo Muliang's neck and dragged him towards the training room.

"You'd better come back normally today!"

Ruomu Liang:......

Tsk, if you're in a bad mood and want to hit someone, just say so. It makes it look like I've done something else, like renovating Haunted House No. 3.

PS: I got up, but there is no status update text. Here is a little extra to prove that I am still alive (??へ??╬)