The hero of the Zerg is a spoiled monster

Tang Yu appeared in the living room wearing slippers and yawning. The whole insect exuded the aura of spring breeze from the inside out.

The baby's head holds the male worm's breakfast, and he follows suit with his head open.

"Your Excellency Tang Yu, we meet again." Lai Mansi stood in the living room facing the stairs. When she saw Tang Yu, she greeted Tang Yu first, then stepped aside half a step, revealing a fat male sitting on the sofa drinking tea. , "This is the Vice Chairman of the Male Insect Protection Association, Your Excellency Yan Xiao."

"Hello." Tang Yu put the snack in his hands on the coffee table, twisted a piece and put it into his mouth. He sat down nearby, put one ankle on the other knee, leaned lazily on the soft back of the sofa, and said to the slightly chubby man. The male insect nodded and said, "Hello, Vice Chairman Yan Xiao."

Tang Yu's attitude was nothing short of rude. Fortunately, the Zerg males didn't know what politeness meant. Yan Xiao was used to seeing similar people like this and didn't feel anything was wrong at all. He just snorted: "You made us wait in the living room for a whole day. One hour, Your Excellency Tang Yu, you are really proud of me."

"Newlyweds, I can't let go of Wenwen Township, I made you laugh." Tang Yu was at the peak of his insect life. He was in a good mood and ignored Yan Xiao's displeasure. He asked straight to the point, "If you have nothing to do, go to the Three Treasures Hall. The vice chairman will come in person. Come to me, do you have any instructions?”

Yan Xiao's fingertips holding the teacup paused, and he subconsciously looked at Lai Mansi who was standing aside. Yesterday, the female insect told him that Tang Yu and the military female An'erya had a deep relationship. At that time, he didn't believe it, but he didn't expect that it turned out to be real?

Hiss... It seems that things are not easy to handle today.

The only good thing about the male worm is that everyone is careless.

Even if he is the vice chairman of the Xiongbao Association, he can still maintain a sense of innocence. This simplicity makes Yan Xiao's emotions and anger evident, and even the scheming bug can clearly show it on his face.

Tang Yu pursed his lips and smiled to himself. He was very grateful to Yan Xiao for his simplicity and hoped that the vice chairman could keep it up.

When Yan Xiao heard Tang Yu's question, he didn't want to be led around. He pondered for a moment and then pretended to be serious and said: "I heard that you refused to put a suppressor on General An'erya yesterday. Is this because of the military female An'erya's coercion?" you?"

"Nonsense! I guarantee in the name of the A-level male insect that there is absolutely no such thing." Tang Yu wished he could roll his eyes to the sky and shook his head in denial, leaving no room for the insect to talk in circles.

--A bunch of superficial bugs, they don't even know how good An'erya is!

Yan Xiao was slapped in the face by the extremely firm answer, and couldn't help but be secretly surprised - Tang Yu, as a noble A-level male, would not hesitate to defend a military female.

Everyone is a male insect, and Yan Xiao boasts that he understands the male insect's thoughts well enough.

——To be so protective, he must be attracted to the female. As long as the novelty wears off or there is a newer one, the male will naturally no longer have a soft spot for a military female.

"That's it, Your Excellency Tang Yu." Lai Mansi knew what Yan Xiao was thinking by looking at his face. She knew that if the male insect continued to talk, their purpose today would never be achieved, and they could only risk being punished. He took up the topic and said, "After testing in the database, the Vice Chairman and my female cub match you up to 89%. According to the marriage law of the main star, when you marry the female attendant, he has the priority to recommend himself."

89% is indeed a very perfect marriage match for Chang Chong. Of course, this "very perfect" is not predicated on the 2% match between Tang Yu and Anya.

"laugh--"

Tang Yu couldn't help but let out a sneer, which was particularly harsh in the empty living room.

No wonder he came to the door early in the morning, Ganqing came to give him a wife! Is he, a male insect with mental strength level A, already so popular? The vice presidents of the Xiongbao Association have started to sell their insect cubs door to door?

Yaoshou, if this reaches An Erya's ears, the hard shell of the female insect that has finally been embedded in it will have to be put back together, and it will not be able to be broken open by then.

"What do you mean? Do you look down on my insect cub?" Yan Xiao heard the chuckle, his face turned green and red, and he asked angrily as he looked a little embarrassed.

"Thank you for your kindness, but you two should come back." Tang Yu shook his head in denial, moved his fingertips slightly, threw the half-eaten snack back on the plate, and stood up in a farewell posture, "I just talked to the female queen When we get married, we are in love with each other and are inseparable, and we have no intention of letting female attendants into the house."

"But Your Excellency, our sub-female cub is not only young and beautiful, he is also familiar with all kinds of female insect codes. I can guarantee that he will take better care of you than the military female." When Lai Mansi saw Tang Yu's refusal, she hurriedly said something on her forehead. With a thin layer of sweat, his words became more sincere, "Admiral An'erya will lead the first army to go to war soon, and the female monarch will go to the battlefield. By then, you will be the only one left in the family. Who will take care of you?"

Going on an expedition? Anya is going to the battlefield? !

Tang Yu was a little dizzy by the news. He had just married Anya, and the Zerg were about to go to war? Is it such a coincidence? He was filled with doubts, and wished he could immediately grab the collar of the insect in front of him and ask the question clearly.

Fortunately, Tang Yu's sanity came back at the critical moment and he did not lose his composure in front of the insect. He raised his hand and pointed at his chest: "Why do I have to use insects to take care of me? Do I lack arms or legs for such a big insect? I can't take care of myself. ?"

"This..." The male insect said something shocking, and Lai Mansi was choked to the point of being dumbfounded.

What does Mr. Tang Yu mean? Are you planning to be self-reliant? He is a male insect! How could you have such a ridiculous idea?

"A female insect who regards her work as more important than her male protagonist, why do you care about his thoughts and life and death?" Yan Xiao put her tea cup on the coffee table with her hands folded, tapped her heels lightly on the bottom of the sofa, and added in a calm tone, "The male insect is Anya is not willing to spend time taking care of the treasures of the Zerg tribe, especially A-level males like you, and there are many insects rushing to serve them."

Yan Xiao's voice was kind, and he persuaded slowly with the tone of a past insect: "For a male insect, every additional female attendant is an additional fortune. Tang Yu, don't feel bad about Xing Coin and yourself, you can be comfortable Why ask for trouble when you have insects to serve you?”

These two "good words" that the local males would rush to follow after hearing them made Tang Yu hiss in extreme discomfort.

He didn't want to be at odds with insects, but there were always insects jumping up and down on his minefield: "Vice Chairman Yan Xiao!"

Tang Yu frowned and interrupted the vice chairman of the Xiongbao Association. His tone was neither arrogant nor arrogant, but had an invisible sense of oppression: "I object to your remarks. If there were not military women like General An'erya, How can the peaceful life of the Zerg today come from fighting abroad? In my opinion, any military female who sheds sweat and blood to make the Zerg prosperous and strong in a harsh environment and protects the Zerg is worthy of respect."

"What?" Yan Xiao's mouth opened slightly, confusion appearing on his fleshy face.

What is Tang Yu talking about? He could understand every word, so why did they become so obscure together?

Tang Yu smiled and did not explain anything to Yan Xiao. The sharp energy around him dissipated to nothing at an incredible speed.

The delicate and handsome face of the male insect was rimmed with gold by the warm sun, and his smile seemed to be glowing: "My female monarch rushed to the battlefield without hesitation to protect the insect race. As a male insect, although I am limited by my nature and cannot follow you, I will remain unchanged and wait for him to be safe. Returning is still possible.”

"You...you want to protect yourself like a jade for him?!" It was the first time Yan Xiao saw such a ridiculous male insect, his eyes widened and he stammered, "You...are you not a male insect? This...isn't this a female insect?" Do you want to do it?”

The words "keep your body as pure as jade" made Tang Yujun blush. Why was this word so awkward for him?

But now that the matter has come to this, Tang Yu can only put face behind him, dig into the soles of his slippers with his toes, and nod with tears in his eyes: "Yes. So please don't force the female attendant on me, I want to protect my female monarch like jade."

I hope these two bugs can be stricter and don't let him throw bugs in front of An Erya...

At this point, it was obvious that the male insect refused to accept the female attendant, and there was no way for him to change his mind for the time being. Lai Mansi turned back to seek the opinion of the vice chairman.

Yan Xiao nodded imperceptibly, his eyes clearly saying: Let's go, there is something wrong with this male insect's brain.

Yan Xiao stood up and stood there majestically with his chin raised, waiting for Lai Mansi to kneel down and straighten the hem of his clothes.

The blond female insect had a well-proportioned figure, and her movements were appropriate and docile. Yan Xiao couldn't help but smile proudly, showing off to Tang Yu that she was good at controlling the female insect.

Tang Yu responded unceremoniously with the same expression: Hey, you trash male, I, the female, have been the best in the world since I hatched my shell, so I don’t need to be polished!

After sending away the two troublesome bugs with a strong smell of gunpowder, Tang Yu stood at the door and sighed in frustration. He suddenly turned around and glanced coldly at Yingying who was halfway running away with a guilty conscience: "You'd better explain clearly how An Erya went on the expedition. Something happened."

Yingying couldn't escape, so he could only return to Tang Yu in dismay. He stretched out his mechanical arms to hug the long straight legs of the male insect, and rubbed his round head flatteringly: "The male insect is located in the X643 star field in the north of the main star. A tide of star beasts broke out. The star beasts hurt the insects and continued to devour resources. The insect emperor ordered the female master insect to lead the first legion to clear it. Yingying thought that the female master insect should tell you this in person, so she did not follow. You mentioned it.”

Tang Yu had no expression on his face, raised his leg and kicked Yingying away: "You stand there and say it."

He is a family bug. Even if the baby is a genderless, fleshless mechanical bug, he cannot have excessive physical contact. This is a rule of thumb.

Yingying was caught off guard and was rejected. The expression on the display screen shed two tears, and he said in a tone of half-crying, "It was the female worm who told Yingying not to tell the male worm first."

An'erya probably didn't expect Xiongbao to take action so quickly.

Tang Yu raised his hand tiredly and pinched the bridge of his nose. He didn't want to say anything. Out of sight and out of mind, he waved his hand to dismiss Ying Ying: "Okay, you can wash the dishes. I'll go out for a while."

Yingying: ??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?When will you come back, female? The male worm always attacks me when you're not around!

military.

The training ground where the First Army Corps resides.

Ordinary military females have far less information channels than the Male Insect Protection Association. The infestation of the star beasts has not yet been disclosed to the military headquarters. The military females saw General An'erya appearing in the military office with a depressed look early in the morning. , the preconception is that it has offended the male and failed to get the male's favor.

"Sigh... The admiral is so pitiful. He dedicated so much of his assets to the male insect, but he still failed to get the male insect's favor. Yesterday's wedding was widely circulated on the star network. Today, he will go to work as usual. The male insect's romantic date is really short. Make it impossible for the insect to react."

"The general's ability to stay in the military may have been earned in exchange for being beaten. Looking at the general's condition, he must have been seriously injured. The general has never been so weak."

"It's impossible for the male who dominates the list of 'most terrifying males' to suddenly change gender. It would be unlucky for the Admiral to marry him!"

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An'erya stood in the middle of the training ground with his hands folded. His weak body made him feel exhausted, and he desperately wanted to lie down and rest.

Due to the lack of male pheromones and the constant uneasiness in his heart, he was extremely irritable. However, the S-class military female had excellent hearing and could catch every whisper of the military females under his command.

The strange thing is that An'erya didn't feel the shame that made him unable to lift his head in his previous life. Instead, he curled his lips and laughed angrily.