The hero of the Zerg is a spoiled monster
Chapter 223 Our Bug Cub (Extra Chapter)
- The timeline of this extra chapter is that Tang Yu and An Erya's insect eggs were born not long ago.
Tang Yu has been very conflicted recently.
Because An Erya, this irresponsible female soldier, threw the female insect egg with beautiful patterns to him shortly after she successfully laid the egg, and went back to the military to work. Before leaving, she gave him many warnings, such as the female insect cubs should not be too spoiled, otherwise they would not be able to find a male master in the future.
In An'ya's words, female insect eggs are naturally strong and do not require very careful care. As long as the mental strength of the male and female fathers is enough to support them to break out of the shell, it will be fine.
But Tang Yu was worried, and showed an extremely indulgent side towards his insect eggs. He listened to the female monarch's words from one ear to the other and let them out from the other. He took time off from work to take care of this little creature, who was still skinny before it even broke out of its shell.
Thanks to the female insect's unique gender advantage, it cannot be trapped in the hatching chamber at home.
A round insect egg rolled all over the floor from time to time. After much thought, Tang Yu felt that the insect baby inside was too boring, so he simply took it out. While An Erya was not at home, he lay on the sofa with an egg in his arms and took a nap, imagining that his own little insect baby would break out of the egg and become as noble and powerful as An Erya.
It takes about a month for an insect egg to hatch from birth.
Tang Yu was itching to do it. For the past month, the insect egg had been sleeping between the male and female fathers every day with his indulgence. The extra small light bulb made An Erya insect almost autistic.
What a little bug! It's clearly a little goblin that's vying for favor before it even hatches from its shell.
Every night, An Erya would stare at the insect egg that had entered the house with resentment and ask for the hundred and first time: "Master, between me and it, please choose one."
Tang Yu lifted the quilt and propped it up with his head, then covered An Erya in the quilt with one hand, holding the insect egg in one hand and his wife in the other, smiling like a flower: "Hehe, only little insects can make choices. As an adult male insect, I want both the female and the insect egg~"
An Erya's resentment grew endlessly in her heart, and every day when she looked at Tang Yu, it was as if she was looking at a fickle and heartless person.
Finally, the day came when the insect cub hatched. When the female soldier saw the female insect cub that looked like Tang Yu but had a pair of big purple eyes, her sense of crisis was raised to the extreme. She refused to let Tang Yu take it with him no matter what.
In response to this, the cunning An Erya specifically prohibited Tang Yu from participating in the education of the insect cubs on the grounds that "male insects do not understand female insects."
Although Tang Yu felt that something seemed to be wrong, he only knew how to teach male insects and did not understand how to raise female insect cubs. He could only reluctantly make three rules with An Erya on matters such as educating insect cubs.
He bluntly said that he wanted the cub to take his surname Tang, and his nickname would be Tanggao, and his full name would be Tang Qingdai.
In the Zerg, female Zerg cubs do not have a high status. Eight out of ten of them are not qualified to inherit the surname of their male father, so Tang Yu put some thought into the name and used his own surname to provide lifelong protection for his Zerg cubs.
Little Tanggao grew up healthily under the protection of his two fathers. Three years later, he became a slime worm spirit, and his every move was as obedient as a little white sheep.
Tang Yu was also happy to be a hands-off boss and adopted a semi-free-range education style, taking his beloved female lord around whenever he had time and enjoying a peaceful life.
Days like this were rare. When little Tanggao Chong was three years and six months old, he beat up a worm at school, and that worm was the parent of a male worm of his classmate.
As a male father, Tang Yu's first reaction when he learned from other insects that his insect cub had beaten an adult male insect was to laugh three times - he is worthy of being my good cub, how can he be so powerful?
However, he soon stopped laughing - An Erya was busy and had no time, so being invited to have tea by the teacher fell on Tang Yu's head.
Adhering to the law that good news doesn't travel far, but bad news travels far and wide, the moment Tang Yuchong got off the flying ship at the school gate, the glorious story about Tanggao had spread throughout the entire military.
"Brother Tang, what happened to your insect babies? How can you kill them?" Just as the office came, a male insect with a bruised face and nose came up and said angrily.
Tang Yu looked carefully and saw that the other party's arms and legs were not broken. He secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "This is a school for female insects. You are a male insect. How come you are being beaten here?"
Then he turned his gaze to the serious-looking Sugar Cake Bug, and found a seat to sit down: "Tell me, what's going on?"
The bruised male insect showed a trace of embarrassment on his face, and took the initiative to tell what happened: "Brother Tang, I came to pick up my insect cub. When I arrived at the school, I happened to see your insect cub bullying my cub. I wanted to stop it, but I didn't expect your cub to beat me up too."
Tang Yu: "..."
Oh my god, he thought Tanggao had a conflict with a fellow bug cub, but he didn't expect that things were more serious than he imagined. His cub beat up his classmate's parents!
"Uncle Xiong~" Tanggao's face was full of confusion, his eyes like purple gems kept blinking, he did not agree with the male insect's statement, hesitant to speak, "Tanggao and Xiaomo were just sparring... We didn't fight, it was uncle who misunderstood Tanggao, he even said some very excessive words..."
This scene was really weird. Tang Yuchong was a little panicked and even wanted to ask An Erya to save the situation.
He took a deep breath and pretended to be calm: "If that's the case, then this matter is just a misunderstanding. I'm sorry to trouble you all. All the losses caused by this incident will be borne by me. Killing the insects is wrong. Tanggao, come here and apologize to your uncle."
"profound."
Tanggao did not resist, but came over obediently, clamped Tang Yu's trouser legs and exposed his head, and timidly said to the male insect: "Uncle, I'm sorry, Tanggao shouldn't have hit you. As for what you said about Tanggao being uneducated, Tanggao should find a way to teach uncle what 'education' is~"
The bruised male insect rubbed his eyes, but could not recognize the voice-over of the three-year-old insect cub. He thought to himself, is this the insect cub that was so fierce when beating insects just now? This... is so well-behaved?
Other insect cubs are only aggressive when they have a male father to support them. Why do Brother Tang’s insect cubs act the opposite of other insects?
Meeting Tang Yu's half-smiling eyes, the male insect shuddered and felt that he would get no advantage if he continued to bother himself with today's matter, so he hurriedly shook his head to indicate that he was fine.
Tang Yu smiled and took the initiative to add the male insect's private insect light computer number to compensate for the subsequent medical expenses and mental damage expenses. Then he grabbed the back collar of Tang Gao, said hello to the teacher, and took the insect cub away from school.
Tanggao pursed her lips and said nothing, looking extremely unhappy.
"How many times have I taught you? Don't let your life be tainted by irrelevant bugs." Tang Yu put the cake on his shoulder and led him to the ice cream stand, whispering to him as he walked, "Next time you encounter a similar situation, be prepared to retreat safely."
Tanggao seemed to be thinking about something, and after a moment's silence, he came to the conclusion: "In fact, even if Xiong's father didn't come, Tanggao would have a way to end it. That's why Xiaomo didn't expose my courage."
"Oh, you're so cool." Tang Yu responded perfunctorily, rolled his eyes, and stated the facts coldly, "If I hadn't come today, your female father would have come, and one of the insect cubs might have been beaten."
Instantly, Tanggao pursed her lips and said unconvincedly: "That was also taught by you. Even if the female father is angry and beats the insects, you, the male father, will also have a share!"
Humph, biased female father, why do you only beat him? Obviously, the male father is the culprit and the source of all evil, okay?
"Yes ~" Tang Yu smiled with his eyebrows and deliberately stretched out his tone. "Your female father can't bear to beat me, he hurts me too late. Don't believe you go to tell your female father, see who will be beaten?"
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