The hero of the Zerg is a spoiled monster

The six male worms obviously did not expect that Tang Yu would turn against the worm in private. When they heard these cold words, they looked at each other for a moment, and finally came to the conclusion that the eldest brother was joking with them.

"Hey, I thought Brother Tang was very cold, but you can also joke?" A male insect smiled widely, suddenly feeling that his idol was a bit down to earth.

Tang Yu: "..."

The ink-colored petal eyes blinked in surprise, and Tang Yu finally swallowed back the expulsion order that came to his lips.

Forget it, adults don’t know how to look at insects’ faces, which is a blessing in itself.

"Tang...Brother Tang, Admiral An'erya has gone on an expedition. Do you want to come to my house?" Tiqi carefully extended the invitation, with a hint of pride in his words, "My house has more female servants and slaves. , can provide Brother Tang with the most meticulous care in the history of the Zerg."

"Thank you for your kindness, but I can take care of myself." Tang Yu sat down and politely refused the invitation of this timid but actually romantic male, then picked up a spoon and concentrated on eating the food left by An Erya. Meals.

Tang Yu ate slowly, drinking a simple bowl of white porridge at the pace of tea tasting. He held the rice grains in his mouth and was reluctant to swallow them.

An'erya is going on an expedition for three months, and he won't be able to eat the loving meals cooked by his wife for three months. It's really sad for Chong!

"Then... big brother, please go to my house. I am the only female queen in my house." Da Feifei thought that Tang Yu didn't like too many females around him, so she took a step forward and squatted on the ground, holding the table with her hands to reveal half of her face, "It just so happens that I want to talk to him Calculate the general ledger, Brother Tang, support me!"

After escaping from the kidnapping insect, other male insects had their female monarchs and female attendants greeting them. Da Feifei had not yet seen her female monarch.

He was a little scared of a female who dared to sell her hero to a star thief, but he never gave up.

——In fact, Tang Yu was right. The "majesty of the male lord" that he was proud of in the past came from the female insect's connivance and tolerance. It was really urgent that the female insect would fight him to the death, and he had nothing to do with it. There is no room for competition. He is an insect that cannot survive without relying on female insects.

"No need." Tang Yu swallowed the food in his mouth, automatically ignored the second half of the sentence, and shook his head again to refuse, "I will report to the military headquarters in a few days."

"What?!" The male insects present gasped, and Da Feifei opened her mouth wide. After a long while, she stammered, "Big...big brother! Are you okay? The military headquarters is hard and tiring, so only female insects go there. We are noble males and there is no need to run to that kind of place! The military headquarters is all about killing and killing, what can you do if you go to the military headquarters?"

"Yes, Brother Tang!" Another male worm lowered his voice and warned seriously, "I heard that the males who go to the military headquarters all made big mistakes and were assigned to appease the females!"

"what?"

Tang Yu's expression changed slightly. An'erya only told him to go to the military department, but did not specify what kind of work was arranged for him. However, at that time, he chose to believe the female monarch and didn't ask any more questions.

——No, no?

——His female monarch will never let him act as a "military prostitute" no matter what, right?

——Tsk, no wonder An'erya had such an expression when he took the initiative to mention joining the military.

Tang Yu covered his face numbly: "Please give me thirty seconds to accept the cruel truth."

Half a minute later, Tang Yu put down his hand on his face and raised his head again. The expression on his face had returned to the original: "Don't get involved."

He pointedly looked at the several male insects lined up in front of him, then looked at Da Feifei squatting on the ground, and said seriously: "As for me, I really want a job that has an impact on society. "

Tang Yu actually wanted to build a school dedicated to teaching male insects.

As far as he knew, the female insect schools of the Zerg race were blooming everywhere, and they were flying in all kinds of shapes, but there were no male insect schools.

The male insects are greedy for pleasure and cannot stand the torture of heavy schoolwork, so the male protection association specially sends insects to teach them cultural knowledge and provide one-to-one tutoring.

That's right, it's many-to-one, with a group of teachers teaching one male insect together.

It is said that it imparts cultural knowledge, but in fact the technical content is not high. There are big problems with the Zerg's educational philosophy. They are mainly responsible for teaching the male Zerg to understand their own dignity, including but not limited to how to exercise privileges and how to have more Marry a female to lay eggs, how to enjoy the peace of society, how to maintain your authority, etc.

Tang Yu had nothing to eat and couldn't sleep in the past few days after he was kidnapped. While thinking hard about how to escape, he also thought carefully about how to solve these problems.

For example, the scales of Zerg law have been tilted to the limit, and it is urgent to make more changes.

But amending the law must be based on war, and the price paid is bloody, and Tang Yu thinks he cannot bear the burden.

Therefore, he wanted to take a different approach, revise the Zerg's education of endless connivance to the males, and fundamentally change the males' thinking.

As long as the male insects stop being cruel and unreasonable and learn how to care for them, the situation of the female insects will naturally get better.

However, this change will definitely affect the interests of individual insects, and it will undoubtedly be difficult to implement it.

Tang Yu understood this very well, so he had to reach the top as soon as possible in order to have the right to speak.

The behavior of male insects going out to work is a shocking thing to the male insects who are used to having fun, and they even feel a little embarrassed.

The six males were stunned, and the ward was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop.

Tang Yu didn't feel that he was unique. He finished his meal in silence, cleared up the dishes on the table, threw them into the dishwasher in the ward at a walking speed, and licked his lips with lingering thoughts.

"Brother Tang, you...you are a male insect, why do you have to work?" Tiqi couldn't understand this persistence, but seeing that Tang Yu seemed possessed by evil spirits, he simply gave up persuading him.

——It stands to reason that Tang Yu should not have the tragic idea of ​​being self-reliant since he married An Erya, the admiral with the richest assets on the main planet, and acquired countless assets!

Yeah, why?

Tang Yu was stunned for a moment and asked himself. An Erya's unparalleled face appeared in his mind, and a faint smile appeared on his lips: "When you learn to truly love a female insect, the answer will be in your own hearts." .” I hope that day is not too far away.

The beloved rose withers in the sea of ​​fire, and the heart of the flower lover will ache.

This pain is like maggots on the tarsal bones, following like a shadow, tormenting flower lovers every moment, so flower lovers are eager to do something for their own roses, regardless of the consequences, in order to seek a pure land suitable for growth. I am willing to throw my flesh and blood into the ocean fire.

"Stop talking about me. It's about the bugs that kidnapped us. How much do you know?" Tang Yu didn't expect Tiqi to understand now. He changed the topic and started collecting intelligence.

Before that, he had asked An Erya a similar question, but the female Cordyceps exposed it. Apparently there was something fishy going on, and his female queen was hiding something from him.

"Ah! It's disgusting to talk about this!" The male insects were all careless. Da Feifei forgot the previous topic as soon as Tang Yu asked him, and showed her eldest brother the amount of information she had gathered with her eloquent words, "They kidnapped us bitch females. Kidnappers, they are habitual criminals. They often kidnap insects and sell them to star thieves. What is incredible is that the insect who instigates them is Yi Wen, the second son of the Duke of Baishen, one of the three nobles of the main star! He has gold and jade on the outside, but he is ruined inside. The surface is bright and beautiful. The insect is so hateful at heart! I can't wait to tear him apart!"

The other males were not to be outdone, telling Tang Yu, who had little information, about the current situation.

"This damn noble female insect is secretly kidnapping insects! Who gave him the courage?"

"He said that Duke Baixun asked him to do all this! Oh, the bitch is biting randomly! Duke Baixun is an A-level male! How could he do such a thing?"

"Fortunately, Duke Bai Chen was acquitted a few minutes ago! Damn Ivan Bai Chen, he is so crazy that he even dared to frame his own father!"

Tang Yu summarized a few useful sentences from the sparse words: The noble female insect made a living by kidnapping insects, colluded with the star thieves, and failed to kidnap the male insect. After being arrested, she lied that she was ordered by her male father, Duke Baixun.

"Wait a minute! The surname Bai Chen seems familiar." Tang Yu pressed his twitching temple and nodded at Tiqi, who spoke in a lower voice. "Here, tell me from the beginning. What's going on?"

Tiqi showed a surprised look and said solemnly: "Brother Tang, aren't you familiar with the Bai Chen family?"

"Should I be familiar with it?" Tang Yu asked.

Tiqi nodded and hit the nail on the head: "Duke Baixun is the heroic father of Admiral Anya."

"..." Tang Yu.

huh?

So it was his husband’s female who tied him up? ! And my husband is also suspected?

Nima's brother-in-law, do you want to be so rude? !

Tang Yu's expression remained unchanged, and he quietly calmed down the emotions in his eyes, feeling a little hurt in his heart.

——Is An Erya unwilling to tell him everything because she wants to protect her family?

eccentric.

"Brother Tang, are we still pursuing the case?" Tiqi asked cautiously.

If it was other insects that made them suffer so much, who cares whether they are noble or not? They had to cry, make trouble, and hang themselves, pressing the male protector's head to peel off a layer of skin. However, Yiwen Bozhen was Tang Yu's younger brother, and Tang Yu had a close relationship with the female queen. They were willing to sell him to Tang Yu signed the letter of understanding out of curiosity.

"Pursue it." Tang Yu suddenly wanted to laugh, but in fact he did laugh. The hands hanging by his sides trembled and clenched into fists, and he let out an unwilling sigh, "You can pursue the case how you want. The danger is for you to experience. Yes, the harm you bear is yourselves, other insects have no right to demand your forgiveness."

——No one is qualified to forgive him. If An Erya dares to write off the matter without even a word of apology from her brother-in-law, she will sleep in separate rooms when he comes back! snort!

In fact, the story of An Erya leading troops to forcefully break into Duke Bai Chen's palace and take Bai Chen's family away to the torture room for interrogation has aroused heated discussion on the entire Star Network. The pictures and scenes have overshadowed Yuan Yuan and Yi Wen's kidnapping of male insects.

There are Internet bugs who praise An Erya for bravely saving the hero and venting his anger for the hero, and they look so cool. There are also bugs that attack the generals of the main star without caring about their upbringing. When the hero has a hero, he forgets the hero's father and takes the bugs without explanation. What's more? Moreover, the military department clearly ordered that "The first general of the main star, An'erya, has violated the command and will be punished with a hundred lashes. In view of the imminent expedition, the punishment will be delayed." He built a building to plead for mercy. As long as Tang Yuguang had his brain in hand, he wouldn't be able to take a look at it. So angry.

Tang Yu rarely smiled in front of unfamiliar insects. At least most of the male insects had never seen his smiling face. Now his smile was so bright suddenly that several male insects felt that something was wrong and said tremblingly: "Brother Tang, you …Are you okay?”

"I'm tired, you go back." After Tang Yu said that, he lay back on the hospital bed, covered himself with a quilt, and pursed his lips into a thin line, sulking.