The hero of the Zerg is a spoiled monster

Tang Yu was immersed in his own world and walked back leisurely. He raised his head inadvertently and saw the surrounding insects gathering neatly forward. At the same time, insects continued to squeeze out of the swarm, walking in a hurry, as if Something terrible needs to be avoided urgently.

Oops, Anya is still over there!

Tang Yu's heart skipped a beat for no apparent reason, and he quickly ran towards the center of the commotion. Before he could even get closer, curses were heard from afar: "Bitch! You're so attractive and you show off, isn't it just to seduce the male?" Are you a bug? It’s your blessing that I like you, why are you pretending to be noble? You don’t know how to praise me!”

A female insect holding a baby insect struggled to squeeze out of the crowd. She heard the dirty words and gently blocked the ears of the insect baby in her arms.

The female insect Zaizai, who was only a few years old, didn't understand why her father was so nervous. She raised her face full of dissatisfaction and said, "It was obviously the uncle who wanted the frivolous white-haired brother, but he framed him after being avoided by the white-haired brother. The white-haired brother seduced him, so many insects saw it!"

Zong Zai's female father looked bitter and said helplessly: "Zi Zai, this is not something we can control."

"But Teacher Youshe said that if you are bullied by a bug, you must dare to resist. If you can't beat him, go home and tell the female father. You must not encourage violence out of fear." The insect cub seemed to understand the female father's words, but he didn't know. So I asked questions like a barrage, "The white-haired brother looks very powerful, why doesn't he resist? Can't he beat him? Then why doesn't he go to the female father?"

"Zai Zai, because the one who bullied the white-haired brother is a distinguished male insect." The female insect replied helplessly.

This conversation was clearly spread among the insect swarm, and Tang Yu became more certain that the insect forced to become the center of the riot was An Erya, and he pushed away the insects and rushed to the front.

An'erya sat on the bench with an indifferent expression. The helium balloon she held in her hand with great care at first deflated into the hollow skin of a duck, and was pitifully trampled under the feet of other insects. The sight of the female insect was fixed on taking root and sprouting there. Not moving at all, something in his purple eyes seemed to disappear along with the helium in the balloon.

Opposite the female, a black-skinned male stood with his arms akimbo, arrogantly spitting out fragrance, and every word he spoke subverted the perceptions of the humiliating bugs among the insects present.

Tang Yu's eyes touched this scene, and time seemed to be dragged out for a long time. His black eyes suddenly turned cold, and he smiled angrily.

Without any pause in his steps, Tang Yu lowered his head and ate two large mouthfuls of ice cream. When he quickly blocked An'erya's body, the remaining half of the ice cream in his hand was naturally pressed on the head of the black-skinned male.

That set of movements was smooth and casual.

Tang Yu turned to face An Erya, leaned down and took the female's hand, put the intact ice cream in his hand, smiled with his eyes bent, and asked a question that was unexpected: "Female, do you see me?" An angry unicorn?"

The half-eaten ice cream in the scorching sun melted very quickly. Almost instantly, cream and jam flowed out of the cone placed upside down on the head of the black-skinned male insect, covering his head and face.

No one could have imagined that the male insect bullying the female insect would develop in the direction below the eyes. The onlookers were stunned and fell into silence for a while.

Maybe ten seconds later, or maybe more, the black-skinned male worm topped with ice cream exploded with a loud "ouch" on the cone, which really sounded like an "angry unicorn".

An'erya was in a bad mood, but she curled her lips inconspicuously after seeing this scene, as if the boulder pressing on her chest had moved away, and a gentle breeze blew through her heart, soft and cool.

The black-skinned male worm grabbed the cone off his head, and the sticky ice cream liquid inevitably stuck to his hands and dripped into his sleeves. He was so angry that he jumped on his feet and said furiously: "worm shit! Are you tired of living?! I am a male worm! How dare you Put ice cream on my head, believe it or not, I will let you return to the arms of the insect god?!"

Tang Yu looked down at the male insect jumping under his nose. His face changed as quickly as flipping through a book. When facing An Erya, his smile instantly faded away. He raised his leg and kicked the unsightly thing to the ground. , pressed one knee heavily against his chest.

"Ahem—worm shit...ouch!"

Tang Yu avoided the ice cream liquid on the male insect's face and punched him back to his stomach: "Brother, I'm actually very curious, are you so open-minded to the female father at home?"

The tall and beautiful male insect struck with great force, but his words could be called peaceful. If you ignore this completely suppressive fight, just listen to the tone as if you were reminiscing with a close friend you haven't seen for a long time: "I am newly married. I didn’t want to fight bugs at all, but who taught you to fight bugs like this?”

"You are so useless, but you leave no room when bullying female insects. Since you are used to bullying insects for fun, you must be prepared to be bullied by insects."

"If you show affection to my female monarch again, I will destroy you. I will do what I say."

The female bugs of the Zerg race are famous for their aggressiveness, but the male bugs are just the opposite. They are greedy for pleasure. Even if they have conflicts and fights, the females will do it for them. Tang Yu, who directly beats the bugs without saying a word, looks at the entire Zerg clan. It is also quite explosive.

When male insects fight, ordinary insects dare not stop them!

After the gathered road bugs broke free from the state of being scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, they took photos and sent them to the star network, asking for help with their real names from the main star security bugs patrolling nearby.

Only then did the black-skinned male see clearly that the insect that beat him was also a male. Suddenly, waves of anger and grievances surged into his heart. He curled up his mouth and started crying regardless.

The raging nose and tears poured out, mixing with the ice cream liquid and inseparable. Tang Yu immediately stood up and hid two meters away, a little regretful that he didn't just kick him out.

"You... you are also a noble male insect, and you beat me for a lowly female insect? Oh wow, I'm not a female insect!" Heipi lay on the ground rolling around and refused to get up, with tears streaming down his face and gnashing his teeth as he kept accusing. .

"Don't confuse me with you."

Tang Yu picked up the helium balloon skin on the ground with a cold face, not bothering to look at him again. He carefully brushed off the dust on it and put it in his pocket. He said sarcastically: "First make an insect, and then separate the male and female. You think you are the best insect?" , the 'humble' female insects cannot enter your eyes, but as noble as you are, have you ever earned a star coin in your life? Those who gave birth to you are all female insects. Since you don't look down on them, why not starve to death and return to the furnace? rebuild?"

"Isn't it right for female insects to support male insects? They are my female insects, and the star coins they earn are mine! I am a male insect, why should I earn star coins by myself? That kind of hard and tiring job It's something that only females do!" The black-skinned male worm wiped his tears, his eyes full of anger and hatred, and roared hysterically, "As a noble male worm, I am only responsible for enjoyment and contributing to fertility, the insect star is so Being powerful, the noble male worms have to endure hardships. Are there so many female worms just freeloaders?!"

Having fun while contributing to fertility rate is quite different from breeding pigs on a pig farm!

It is so reasonable to say that soft rice is eaten by force, where did this spread? There is a huge problem with the education of the Zerg!

Tang Yu was angry and licked the alveolus on one side with a bad expression, wanting to step forward and give him another kick.

"Master." An'erya stopped him with words at the right time, glanced at the sky and whispered, "We should go home."

The bright sun was already slanting to the west. Tang Yu also followed An'erya's gaze and looked at the yellowing sky. He hesitated for a moment and eagerly discussed in a low voice: "Can I step on him again? I will definitely not delay my return home." time."

After finishing her words, before An Erya could offer any more words of persuasion, the security bugs who learned about male bugs fighting on the star network hurriedly arrived and began to disperse the onlookers regularly.

"Why are you here! I was almost killed by this insect!" The black-skinned male insect had already sat up in high spirits. When he saw the security females, he immediately lay back on the ground and shouted, "The male insect is The treasure of the Zerg tribe, how dare you neglect me like this! I will sue the Male Zerg Protection Association and send all of you dead bugs to the female colony!"

This was the first male bug fight in the history of the Zerg clan, and the security bugs routinely understood what was going on.

Tang Yu, who had returned to his senses, felt a little guilty.

Although the black-skinned male insect was too much, Tang Yu was the one who attacked first, and he was the one who attacked the insect unilaterally. It was really not good to cause trouble to the security insect.

Tang Yuzheng was about to take the initiative to offer compensation for medical expenses, but the first words the security bug said made him frown.

"So, the dispute between the two males is caused by Admiral An'erya?"

The security bug captain has a selfless face, his words and deeds are strict and orderly, but every word he said is puzzling to the bug: "According to Article 3 of the Bug Star Law, there is no harm caused by instigating or causing friction to Mr. Xiongzi." The female insect that can stop and blend in time should be punished with a compensation of 40 million star coins and a three hundred light whip."

"Admiral An'erya, I'm sorry, please come with us."