The hero of the Zerg is a spoiled monster
Chapter 8 Declaration of sovereignty~
After the words were settled, Tang Yu didn't know if An Erya could hear it. He squatted in the living room with clear windows and played with a smart home robot named "Yingying".
Ying Ying is half an insect tall, with a pure white body, long arms and legs, and a strong body. At the top sits a huge and round mechanical head, and the screen shows an expression of (?ˉ??ˉ??) when meeting people. .
"Yingying, do you know who I am?" Tang Yu asked with great interest.
"I know, the female master has told me that he will bring a distinguished and handsome male home today." Yingying replied in a cheerful tone, and a small pink heart flashed on the screen, "Male Master Hello Chong, you are the most handsome male figure I have ever seen."
In fact, it has only seen one male insect named Tang Yu since its appearance.
Tang Yu tapped Yingying's head with his curved fingers, making a sound of tapping metal. It was a hard material he had never seen before.
Yingying: Σ(????)?
The male insect retracted his hand as if nothing had happened, glanced guiltily in the direction of An'erya, and praised him without hesitation: "You are also the roundest mechanical insect I have ever seen."
Tang Yu also saw a mechanical insect for the first time.
Yingying didn't know why and was so happy that he spun around in circles.
Tang Yu took out a neatly folded deflated helium balloon from his pocket, turned his back to block the female insect's view, and handed it to Yingying: "I want to ask you to do me a favor."
Yingying follows the good advice: "It is Yingying's honor to serve you. Please give me your instructions~"
An'erya was caught off guard and left hanging on the edge. Seeing the male insect and the baby chatting happily, her inner thoughts were spinning a thousand times.
Tang Yu just said seriously "Don't let yourself be stained" instead of "Don't hurt other insects".
Having lived for two lifetimes, An'erya knows better than anyone else how corrupt the Zerg race is now.
The insect that sits on the corpse and enjoys the harvest is glamorous, sought after by all insects, and talks about morality and righteousness. The insect that fought in the north and south to protect the insect race, and suffered a lot of bloodshed, has become an evil insect that they think cannot be respected.
An'erya despised this kind of pretentious behavior from the bottom of her heart. When she heard those high-level admonitions, she would only feel that Zhong was really hypocritical.
Tang Yu was undoubtedly different from Chong, but what did his words mean? Does he already know what he is doing? But why is it such a painless reaction?
——Aren’t you afraid of marrying a female insect who can kill insects anytime and anywhere to be your queen?
It's been a long time since An'erya felt flustered and anxious, and she desperately wanted to express the questions in her heart, but in the end, reason defeated sensibility.
"Master, I'm going to prepare your dinner." Anya hurriedly said something, rubbed oil on her soles and fled from the living room.
Tang Yu looked away from Yingying and saw An'erya's back disappearing from the kitchen door. He knew that the female needed some private space now, so he patted Yingying's round head again: "Come on, take me to the bathroom. .”
At five o'clock in the afternoon on the main star time, the post about Tang Yu An'erya's marriage registration and the photo of her and Tang Yu beating a male insect in the street on their wedding day went viral all over the Internet. The popularity also reached a record high, and netizens were making up a bloody battle in their minds. While the drama is going on, everyone is also speculating about the identity of the mysterious "love bug".
When you click on the hot search on Xingwang, the first thing you see is:
[The mysterious love bug captures the heart of the 'most terrifying male bug', the scumbag reveals his true feelings, and becomes a love bug in a rage]
[Admiral Anya registered the hero and beat the male in the street. He was suspected of being a love bug. What should the main star do?]
[Question: How to punish male insects for beating them]
The accompanying pictures are without exception the photos of Tang Yu anxiously boarding the flying ship holding roses and Tang Yu shooting the black-skinned male insects.
Some of the comments under the post were gossips, some were sympathetic to the Prime General, some were discussing how to deal with male bug fights, and the rest were all "envious love bugs".
An'erya came out of the kitchen, put the food on the table, took off her apron, leaned against the table and turned on the computer.
Messages popped up all over the place. An'erya checked a few more and found that they were all from the married military females of the First Army. They said "all males are like this", "it will be fine when the novelty wears off", "The days are still long, waiting for the insect to change its mind", "It will be much better with the insect cubs", etc., both inside and outside the words are comforting.
"?"
Anya concentrated for a moment, pressed the light-killing brain and looked at the shell carefully.
--It is indeed my own optical brain.
Bian Ke's message popped up at this moment: [Admiral, His Excellency Tang Yu has been misunderstood by netizens. ]
[Link]
An'erya clicked on the link with an inexplicable mood, and saw the messy discussions on the Star Network. The most annoying thing was the "Sympathy for the General" and "Envy of Love Insects".
"That's it." The female raised the corners of her lips with dignity, her eyes a little horrified.
In his previous life, his optical brain was confiscated after he formed a contract with Tang Yu. He had no chance to see the tidbits about male insects, nor did he know that he had become the object of sympathy for netizens.
An'erya held up the bouquet of roses placed aside, found tools to carefully trim the bouquet, inserted it into the vase, and found a beautiful angle to take pictures.
A few minutes later, the account from [Admiral of the Main Star's First Army - An'erya] updated a message: [The flying ship broke down on the way to receive the certificate. Thank you Lord for coming to pick me up in person. ]
Pictured: a torn flying ship roller and a bouquet of bright red roses.
[Ah this...]
The real owner suddenly came out to clarify, and netizens were stunned for a while.
[Admiral An'erya clearly didn't say anything, yet he seemed to have said everything. ]
[6. What is going on? Let me guess - the love bug is actually the real female monarch? ]
[After a blind guess, the male insect held the flowers and went to register with the admiral. When he learned that the admiral's flying ship was out of order, he rushed over anxiously. When he arrived at the scene, he saw another male insect that was attracted by the admiral's beauty. The general showed his courtesy and beat him decisively. ]
[You know how to blindly guess. ]
[So it seems that the 'most terrifying male insect in the entire Zerg race' is not bad against the general. ]
[Hahaha, is Admiral Anya really a military female? Why is this clarification a bit like a backhanded jab at the Asian female who declares her sovereignty? ]
[Upstairs, do you have any objections to Yafei? When did we backstab? Let’s all clearly show off our dominance, okay? ]
[Females in the non-military department are very courageous and dare to say anything. Unlike me, I never dared to reveal the secrets of General Anya for fear of being beaten to death by the general. ]
After Tang Yu took a long bath, he seemed to be much more relaxed and in a better mood. Later, he realized that he had forgotten to bring clean clothes.
Yingying was nowhere to be found, and he was too embarrassed to call An'erya directly for help, so he could only put on the bathrobe prepared by the female insect in advance.
--Don't be afraid, don't be a coward, we've already registered. That bug outside is my wife, and we're going to spend the rest of our lives together. What's there to be ashamed of?
Tang Yu did some mental preparation for a while, then opened the bathroom door, carefully stuck out half of his head, and shouted in a breathy voice: "An, Er, Ya~"
no respond.
Great, the female is not in the room.
Tang Yu slowly let out the turbid air trapped in his chest and boldly stepped out of the bathroom.
"Master, the food is ready, please--" The female insect who came to ask Tang Yu to have a meal choked on her breath and her words stopped abruptly.
"Huh?" Tang Yu glanced sideways, facing the female insect from afar.
The pure black bathrobe covered her body loosely, making the male's already warm white skin even whiter.
The neckline was carefully arranged, and the chest and abdominal muscles were tightly wrapped in fabric, leaving only a red collarbone exposed. He is tall and slender, with tight and perfect lines that are looming. He has the hazy beauty of "still holding a pipa and half-covering his face" and the mysterious and deserted look of "an angel falling into the world".
Anya's Adam's apple rolled, and four words popped into her head - "Use beauty to commit crimes."
"Ahem... um, sorry, I forgot to bring my clothes." Tang Yu reacted first, looked away in a panic, cleared his throat to relieve the embarrassment, and explained as calmly as possible.
An'erya stared at Tang Yu with complicated eyes for a few seconds, and said in an unconvincing tone: "Master, this is my bathrobe."
Tang Yu: "..."
Tang Yu's eyelids twitched, and he was in a dilemma while wearing a bathrobe. After weighing for half a minute between "taking off the bathrobe and returning it" and "being treated as a seductive bastard who seduced his queen", he chose a compromise solution.
The tips of the male's ears were red, and his voice was low and hoarse due to embarrassment and guilt: "Lend me to wear it for a while, and I'll help you clean it later."
Tang Yu originally thought that An Erya would maintain her usual gentleness and courtesy and agree. Unexpectedly, the female insect did the opposite and had the courage to show a bewitching smile. She came over and lowered her head and whispered softly: "Since the male lord likes it, then Just wear it.”
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