The hero of the Zerg is a spoiled monster
Chapter 96 Female Lord ~ What should I do if I can’t hold the chopsticks!
"Female Lord Bug~" came the voice of Yingying's Death Bug, and the camera captured the endless streets, "Woooo, look, the male Lord Bug is bullying Yingying again!"
The wind is a bit strong tonight, and occasionally a few leaves drift towards the deserted, insect-free street.
Looking up, we saw the crowded evening rush hour of flying ships. They overlapped as far as the eye could see, but none of them belonged to this poor mechanical bug.
Yingying put on a crying face miserably: "You don't know how much the male worm has gone too far. He asked Yingying to come here to find a worm to buy flowers. Yingying has not seen the worm cub since morning until now. Woohoo——”
"Because you haven't met the bug cub, you've been waiting until now? Ha..." The sad and aggrieved expression of the mechanical bug made Tang Yu laugh. Halfway through his laughter, he met An Erya's serious eyes, and suddenly stopped, "Little Rice cake, I--"
He wanted to say that it was not his fault. Yingying had bought flowers for him many times. The insect cub would come out in the evening. It could just go and buy a bouquet somewhere else first. Who made Yingying so stubborn that he had to wait there? With?
But if he dared to say that now, he would not be able to have the candlelight dinner today.
"Oh, little rice cake~" Tang Yu hugged An'erya's waist from behind and admitted his mistake coquettishly, "I... just thought it was in the way and it was inconvenient for us to get close to him, so I sent it out. I'm sorry~"
Yingying's sharp voice came from the other end: "Male master insect, Yingying has never disturbed your intimacy with the female master insect. You deliberately deceived Yingying. Shouldn't you apologize to Yingying first?"
The new IQ installation package has significantly improved the learning ability of the mechanical bug. Yingying has started to "learn from bugs" mode, and his speech is getting closer and closer to Tang Yu's style. With his cute big round head, he actually looks old-fashioned. madness.
Tang Yu was stunned and asked himself for a long time if he had made Yingying stupid.
But this question was destined to be fruitless. Tang Yu could only stick to An'erya and asked pitifully: "Little rice cake, do you think I'm stupid?"
"Why does the hero ask that?" An'erya slowly raised a question mark and touched Tang Yu's forehead with a warm palm, confirming that the hero was not sick before asking.
Tang Yu glanced at Yingying across the screen angrily: "I think I taught him a fool."
Using the same tone, Tang Yu seemed smart and normal, but if he used this big round head, he would look silly and irritating.
An angry emoticon appeared on Yingying's screen, and she complained on the spot: "Female worm, please take care of the male worm, he doesn't understand at all, and even scolds the worm when he does something wrong~"
At the end, it imitates the tone of Tang Yu and An Erya turning eight corners, focusing on learning now and selling now.
Tang Yu's face sank on the spot, he turned his hand upward and stretched out his palm: "You violated my language rights, please pay me star coins, otherwise I will sue you."
Yingying:!!!=????(?o?o?)?Opening your mouth to blackmail a mechanical insect, is this something that an insect can do?
"Master, please stop teasing it." The jealousy between the two insects made An'erya dumbfounded. She finally spoke a fair word and took Tang Yu's hand that was stretched out in front of the screen.
——The female master insect speaks for it~
Yingying was so moved that she almost shed tears. Looking at An'erya, little pink hearts appeared on the screen.
"You didn't even eat lunch. What if you get hungry if you delay any longer?" An'erya calmly placed Tang Yu at the table and said with a smile, "Baby Ying can't run away. I won't tease you until you have dinner." It’s too late.”
Click--
Yingying seemed to hear the sound of his mechanical heart breaking, and the pink hearts that filled the screen were torn in the air and turned into gray-white.
--snort! The female insect that fell into the male insect's eye! Yingying will despise you!
The little mechanical insect was so angry that he kept jumping around the street until a soft and soft voice sounded beside him: "Hello, brother, round-headed mechanical insect, are you going to buy flowers for the beautiful brother today?"
Yingying's angry expression suddenly faded away, her big round head slid 180 degrees, and she saw a flower basket in front of her.
The little bug cub raised the flower basket above his head, blinking cutely.
"Hello, little Chong Zai, please give me a bouquet of roses." When facing Chong Zai, Yingying behaved calmly and calmly, not at all nervous and even a bit gentlemanly when facing Tang Yu.
Before the video call was hung up, Tang Yu saw through the screen that the face of the mechanical bug was changing like turning the page in a book. He curved the corners of his mouth and lowered his voice and said to An Erya: "Yingying, it definitely has a problem with me. Do you see how you treat me differently? Keep going like this. No, I have to buy a new charging compartment tomorrow to bribe it."
The differential treatment in Tang Yu's words refers to the differential treatment in attitude. Yingying's housekeeping procedures are still very good, and they have never intentionally targeted Tang Yu in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation.
It was the first time An Erya saw Tang Yu giving in to a bug. She still treated a mechanical bug. She raised her eyebrows in novelty and fed Tang Yu a piece of sweet and sour fruit.
Tang Yu ate from An'erya's tableware, his Adam's apple slid unfinished, his eating movement slowed down, his eyes were on An'erya, his eyes eager and silent.
Being fed by my wife is really addictive.
Facing Tang Yu's obvious thoughts, An'erya was a little embarrassed. He coughed lightly and found a reason for Tang Yu: "My lord, does your hand hurt again?"
Tang Yu glanced at his hands wrapped in meat dumplings, selectively ignoring the moment when he was cooking in the kitchen, and threw away the tableware: "Yes, female monarch! What should I do if I can't hold the chopsticks~~"
The male insect's eyes were extremely pitiful, as if he had been treated harshly.
An'erya liked Tang Yu's behavior the most. She dragged a chair to sit next to Tang Yu and patiently fed him dinner bit by bit.
Tang Yu felt a little carried away, and inadvertently cast a proud look at Ying Ying on the other side of the screen, his expression suddenly changed.
"What's wrong?" An'erya noticed something was wrong, put down the tableware and looked at the screen. She saw that the little insect cub who was carefully wrapping roses for Tang Yu was hanging by one arm. There were streaks of blue and purple on his face, and he followed suit. Become solemn.
The recovery ability of the little bug cubs is not as good as that of the female bugs, and these injuries have obviously been there for several days.
Tang Yu recalled that on the day Da Feifei entered the military headquarters for labor reform, she once said that a male insect was beating the insect cubs near the military headquarters - was it this gentle and sensible little guy who was beaten?
He suddenly felt a little suffocated.
An'erya gently blocked Tang Yu's sight and said softly: "This insect cub doesn't seem to be in a good family situation. The injury was simply treated. Don't worry, hero. I'll send the insect to take him to the hospital."
"Little rice cakes..." After a long time, Tang Yu breathed out heavily, without trying to take away An'er's hand that was blocking his eyes. He accurately grasped the handle of the spoon, scooped up a spoonful of tomato beef brisket, put a paper towel at the bottom and sent it to An'er. In front of Ya, "Did you have a harder time than him when you were young?"
An'erya took a breath, then smiled with relief: "It's all over, I have a hero, and a happy life will be waiting for me in the future."
When insects live in this world, there will always be a day when all the hardships will be over.
There is no need to be afraid of suffering at a young age, because there is still time to change the environment and wait for the right bug to appear.
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