A house full of cannon fodder reads my mind. Who knows? I’m going crazy.
Chapter 24 Goldfinger
Yan Bao rode on Prince Lin's back and played around.
Prince Lin felt so ashamed and humiliated that when he left, he said harsh words: "Shen Suifeng, don't fall into my hands. You will be the one to look good in the future!"
Yan Bao made a face and said angrily to Prince Lin: [Luan Luan Luo, you are not a good person. I will protect my second brother. Just wait. Don't try to harm my second brother this time! 】
Second brother Shen was almost moved to tears. He hugged Yan Baobao and said, "Good sister, second brother, I will give you flowers every month from now on!"
Yan Bao was overjoyed: [Really? 】
The second brother Shen woke up and shook his head: "You're kidding, the second brother still has a wife in his monthly schedule!"
Yan Bao almost scratched the second brother Shen's face: [Bah, the future second sister-in-law will not look down on your little pocket money. The future second sister-in-law is beautiful and will make money. I didn't expect you, second brother, to marry a rich woman! 】
Brother Shen has a hot face and marries a rich woman?
Will it make money?
Business woman?
Pei Zijia was curious: "Shen Suifeng, why are you blushing? Are you okay?"
Yan Bao raised his eyebrows: [Why is the second brother blushing? He can't read minds, can he? 】
Brother Shen shook his head, he couldn't, he didn't know anything.
Yan Bao narrowed his eyes: [Second brother is a big fool? 】
Brother Shen had no reaction.
Yan Bao continued to test: [The second brother is a big pig head! 】
Brother Shen endured it.
Yan Bao refused to give up: [Second brother, there is horse manure under your feet! 】
In order to prove that he was not a mind reader, Brother Shen stepped on horse manure.
Yan Bao immediately stretched out his hand towards Pei Zijia in disgust: [Brother Pei, give me a hug, second brother stinks! 】
Pei Zijia jumped up and said, "Shen Suifeng, you are stepping on horse manure, stay away from me!"
Seeing Yan Bao reaching out to him, Pei Zijia took the person over and Yan Bao immediately hugged his neck tightly: "Go away, stay away, second brother is smelly, I don't want to smell the smell." 】
Brother Shen: "..."
Who is he doing this for?
After stepping on horse manure, the fact that Brother Shen can read minds has been cleared up.
Yan Bao believed that her second brother didn't. It was all a coincidence and it was definitely not a mind-read.
Logically speaking, even if she had the ability to read minds, it should be her.
Before dark, Brother Shen took Yanbao and bought a lot of food and drink, as well as a pair of horse manure shoes, and Pei Zijia.
Pei Zijia was abducted, and in order to save his life, Brother Shen almost exposed himself.
In the end, Yan Bao was still rolling around, hugging Pei Zijia and not letting go. He had no choice but to come to the Shen family to disturb him.
Chief Shen, Mrs. Shen, and Brother Shen suddenly became jealous when they saw Pei Zijia hugging her and not letting go.
Shen Shoufu: "..." How can my daughter hug someone else's brat?
Mrs. Shen: "..." Bao, this Pei Zijia is too old, we don't want it!
Brother Shen: "..." Sister, have you forgotten your elder brother?
Seeing the three people who were eating the food, Yan Bao was all wet with rain and dew. He showed a big smile to them, stretched out his arms and hugged them one by one, either touching them or kissing them, and quickly coaxed them away.
In the end, she took out her second brother's money bag and showed it off like a treasure: "Mine, it's all mine, second brother is the best, give me your monthly money, and I will be a rich little rich woman in the future!" 】
Shen family: "?"
The second brother Shen was stared at by his parents, and he wiped his nose: "Mom, dad, brother, this is Zijia. He is staying at our house tonight. Let him live in my yard. He and I want to compete."
Yan Bao nodded in agreement: [Father and mother, brother, you don’t know that if brother Pei stays at his house tonight, he will drown. You have pity on him and let him stay! 】
He took out a bag of candies from his arms and stuffed one into each person: "It's delicious. Brother Pei bought this for me. If you eat his candies, you can't drive them away!" 】
Shen Shoufu was about to spit it out, but Yan Bao's little hand sealed his mouth.
Shen Shoufu: "..."
Mrs. Shen knew what to do, so she just nodded: "Take good care of Zijia, and remember to send someone to the Pei family to say something."
Brother Shen was overjoyed: "Okay!"
Pei Zijia sheepishly raised her hands: "Thank you!"
Yan Bao was happy and ate the osmanthus candy happily: [I didn't let Brother Pei stay because of the sweet-scented osmanthus candy. Who made it happen that after the Shen family was beheaded, Brother Pei's family ignored the eyes of the world and restrained the Shen family? This favor must be returned no matter what. 】
[Dad, if it weren’t for Brother Pei’s family, you wouldn’t be able to rest in peace! 】
Shen Shoufu didn't expect that there was such a connection.
Okay, just treat it as repaying the debt.
Although Shen Shoufu was sure that he would never be beheaded in this life, he still had to repay what was due.
After playing for a day, Yan Bao was tired. He went home, washed himself, ate something, and then fell asleep.
It was rare for Pei Zijia to stay outside. He was very excited. He and Brother Shen chatted for a long time in the yard, even had a fight, and finally secretly read a travel journal.
It was collected by Brother Shen. They read it with gusto and were reluctant to fall asleep after reading it.
The next day, Brother Shen woke up first, looked at Pei Zijia lying next to him, and almost kicked him down.
After Pei Zijia woke up, he washed up, had breakfast at Shen's house, and then slowly went home. When he returned, he found out that a pontoon bridge he used to run every night suddenly cracked last night.
A boy on patrol passed by and fell down. If he hadn't been able to swim, he would have almost drowned.
When Pei Zijia found out, he was still frightened.
Later, when I talked to Brother Shen, Brother Shen patted him on the shoulder with a subtle expression and blackmailed him into eating a delicious meal.
Who makes Brother Shen have no monthly money now?
......
Shen Shoufu has been disliked by the emperor recently, mainly because the emperor wanted to hold his hand, and he kept holding his hand in the creaking hole.
The emperor held his hand several times, but failed to read the hearts of the prince and the queen. He suspected that his mind-reading skills had failed.
He also blamed Shen Shoufu for being useless and not even being able to hold hands.
Shen Shoufu almost chopped off his hand.
Of course he was joking, his hands were so important, why would he be willing to chop them off.
Shen Shoufu knew what the emperor was angry about. Wasn't this because his mind-reading skills failed.
Shen Shoufu persuaded: "Your Majesty, calm down. God may have thought it was unnecessary, so it failed. If something happens, it should be able to recover."
"Humph, you can't read minds. What do you know? Gungun, don't let me see you." The emperor said angrily: "Also, don't touch the creaking nest with your hands. Why don't I touch you?"
Shen Shoufu was overjoyed: "Really?"
"Fake it, hold out your hand. You haven't held your hand today." The emperor ordered.
Shen Shoufu stretched out his hand in pain, and was pinched hard by the emperor, as if he thought he could gain the ability to read minds in this way.
Shen Shoufu didn't get a kiss from his precious Yanbao today. He definitely didn't have mind-reading skills or anything like that.
The emperor returned disappointed again, looking at Shen Chief Fu with increasingly unfriendly eyes.
Shen Shoufu doesn't care.
Shen Shoufu returned to the Shen family, carrying a treasure in his arms, and happily went to find his own treasure: "Yanbao, Yanbao, look what gift dad has prepared for you?"
【Gift? 】
Yan Bao was overjoyed and rushed towards him: [Daddy, give me a hug! 】
Shen Shoufu hugged his precious daughter, kissed her, and took out a small box: "Yan Bao, open it and see if you like it?"
Yan Bao opened the brocade box expectantly: [What is it? Gold and silver jewelry? Or the silk flower bead flower? 】
[Ah ah ah, never mind, it was a gift from my dad anyway and I like it! 】
The next second, Yan Bao opened the box and looked at something that looked exactly like a human finger lying inside. She was so frightened that she screamed: "Ahhhhh, whose finger is broken?" 】
Mrs. Shen looked at the thing that fell on the ground, her face turned pale with fright: "Broken... broken finger?"
Shen Shoufu was speechless: "Don't you see that this is a golden finger?"
A shiny, golden finger, referred to as the golden finger.
Yan Bao thought of something and stared at Shen Shoufu thoughtfully.
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