Uncle Jiu: The true story of Maoshan spreads across the heavens

"My dear, fly slowly and be careful of the roses with thorns in front of you."

"Honey, open your mouth..."

On a country road, Lin Hao was pedaling on a large 28-wheeler, flying quickly on it, humming a love song. It was obvious that he was in a very wonderful mood at this time.

After packing a lot of things, he said goodbye to everyone and left. The remaining matters were naturally left to Taoist Priest Yang to handle.

And he himself took a cart of goods and happily embarked on his way home.

It can be said that Lin Hao gained a lot this time. Not only did he get a hundred-year-old peach tree that was struck by lightning, but he also got several peach trees that had been burned by fire.

In addition to these, there was a sack tied next to his back seat, which contained the body of a cat demon and its fur.

There was also a basket hanging on the roof of the car in front, containing two black puppies.

When disposing of the cat corpse, Lin Hao saw that the two little families were having a good time, and he thought that since the cat demon was so powerful, he could raise a dog demon.

Not to mention the roaring dog that will become Erlang Shen in the future, which can swallow stars and use the moon to drive away monkeys, as long as it can help you drive away cats and dogs.

It happened that he was a little frightened when he saw the dog. The shadow of being bitten by a dog in his previous life was too heavy, so he wanted to use magic to defeat magic.

So he asked Huang Aqi for the two dogs, but Lin Hao didn't ask for them in vain. He returned the exorcism fees he received.

The two puppies were considered to be bought by himself, and the peach wood was regarded as Lin Hao's discounted exorcism fee for Huang Aqi.

After all, the Maoshan Taoist priests must charge money for their work, because they are practicing in the world. If you don't charge money, then other Maoshan disciples will starve to death when they go down the mountain to practice.

For the sake of future generations, this money must be collected, but there is a commandment, which is not to be greedy, that is, not to be too greedy for money.

So Lin Hao used peach wood to give Huang Ah Qi a discount, charging him only one yuan, and buying the dog cost another one yuan.

It seems that Lin Hao didn't make any money on this trip, but in fact he made a lot of money!

In addition to consuming some cinnabar talisman paper, the total amount is only two or three oceans.

But the peach wood struck by lightning is a priceless treasure to their Maoshan disciples.

He was really making money, that's why Lin Hao was so happy that he even hummed songs from his previous life.

"What the hell, ghosts are crying and wolves are howling." Uncle Jiu heard the movement behind him and looked back hurriedly, only to find that Lin Hao was pedaling his bicycle like a hot wheel.

A dog chases a motorcycle from behind. As the saying goes, a dog chases a motorcycle and does not understand science. This is used to describe the ignorance of dogs and the speed of motorcycles, and Lin Hao is like this at this time.

He almost made the bike fly~

When Uncle Jiu saw this, he hurriedly hid behind a tree on the side of the road.

Soon a bicycle passed by the tree in front of Uncle Jiu. Under the light of the torch, the road turned red.

Uncle Jiu hurriedly took back his feet exposed outside the tree.

However, Lin Hao did not notice all this. At this time, he was in a happy mood and wanted to return home! I can't wait to share my joy with my master.

When Lin Hao passed by, Uncle Jiu came out from behind the tree: "Oh! Why is this bastard pulling so much wood on his car?"

"There are also big and small bags."

Uncle Jiu left after Lin Hao burned the zombies, so what happened next is naturally unclear.

"Oh, what's wrong~" Uncle Jiu clapped his hands and said, "If this little brat goes back and finds that I'm not here, then his secret will be revealed."

Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu hurriedly took out a magical talisman from his bag, and then ran away.

While running, Uncle Jiu felt that the speed was not fast enough, so he hurriedly took out another magic talisman and slapped it on the other leg.

Suddenly, Uncle Jiu's legs were like hot wheels, spinning out a circle of phantoms, and his speed increased by more than ten times.

Even Lin Hao couldn't ride a bicycle as fast as him. In just a moment, Uncle Jiu turned into a phantom and ran past Lin Hao with a "whoosh".

"Fuck!"

"what?"

Lin Hao was instantly frightened. With this tremor, he could no longer hold the dragon in his hand. The bicycle also deviated from the road and drove towards a slope next to it.

The steep slope, jagged rocks, and many branches and thorns caused many blood marks on Lin Hao's white and delicate skin!

"Ah! Ah! Ah~~"

Suddenly, the bicycle hit a huge stone, and Lin Hao was thrown away.

Lin Haoqi, who was flying in mid-air, had to stop his screams and quickly chanted a golden mantra: "The Xuanzong of heaven and earth, the root of all things. I have cultivated for hundreds of millions of kalpas and proven my magical power. Within and outside the three realms, only Tao is the most powerful. Body. There is golden light, reflecting my body."

"Golden Light Curse!"

"Ah~ bang!"

A golden figure hit the branch of a big tree and stopped.

And this figure is Lin Hao, and his posture at this time is like forking a branch in a tree.

"Woo~"

Lin Hao rubbed his head, feeling dizzy all over.

Looking around, apart from the dense trees, there was only a path under the hillside. Lin Hao didn't know where this path led, so he had to go back the same way. Where were all his belongings still on the bicycle?

"Fuck! Don't let these two dogs die." Thinking of this, Lin Hao hurriedly supported the tree trunk with both hands and pushed his body out from the gap.

"Mad! Fortunately, I didn't fly to the bottom of the mountain. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to withstand this golden light spell!"

Lin Hao looked down the slope with some guilt. It was about thirty or fifty meters away. Including the place where he fell, it was probably seventy or eighty meters away. Such a high distance is equivalent to twenty or thirty meters. It's a floor above. If he falls from the top of the slope, he doesn't know if he can bear it in the bone training realm.

Fortunately, the hillsides are sloped, and they are all sloping, unlike the buildings where the distance is straight.

Coupled with the trees and rocks on the slope, there is a high probability that it will not fall directly. : "Suck! Why does Marde's face hurt so much?" Lin Hao subconsciously reached out and touched his face, and suddenly there was a wet feeling on his hands.

Lin Hao put his hand in front of his eyes and had a bad feeling. Although he couldn't see the woods clearly at night, the faint smell of blood penetrated his nose: "Blood~"

"Fuck~~~ah!"

"Don't disfigure me!"

"Young Master still relies on your face to make a living!

Lin Hao wailed and hurriedly returned the same way. He remembered that he still had a rejuvenation charm in his treasure bag, which could restore his injuries!

After Lin Hao left, a line of white smoke rose from a pile of tombs at the bottom of the hillside. In a moment, a figure in white danced gracefully in the smoke.

"Breathe in."

The graceful figure in white clothes breathed intoxicatedly, "Wow! It smells so good!" Then he looked at the place where Lin Hao dropped a drop of blood just now.

Then she waved her sleeves, and the figure in white clothes flew up as if like a fairy coming from the dust. Her figure slowly rotated into the sky, and her long sleeves seemed to be dancing.

Soon this figure came to the place where Lin Hao had been just now.

A short tree caught her eye. On the broad leaves of the short tree, there was a drop of scarlet blood. The good smell came from it.

The figure in white raised his mouth to the blood bead, and an invisible suction force immediately sucked the drop of blood into his mouth: "Wow~ It's so delicious."