Uncle Jiu: The true story of Maoshan spreads across the heavens

The next day!

Lin Hao walked out of the room with sleepy eyes and yawned. When he saw his master and his uncle Simu drinking tea, he greeted him: "Master, uncle! Good morning!"

"It's still early! You brat, you've already been exposed to the sun three times, but it's still early!" Master said, pointing to the sun in the sky.

Lin Hao took out his pocket watch and muttered: "It's actually nine o'clock." Ever since Lin Hao traveled through time, in this world without the Internet, he hadn't gotten up so late for a long time.

"You brat, the rice is in the pot. Ask Wen Cai to heat it up for you."

"Haha! Master, you understand me." Lin Hao smiled awkwardly: "I happen to be hungry."

"You brat, why don't you go quickly?" Uncle Jiu immediately urged him when he heard that his apprentice was hungry.

"Wencai! Where is Wencai?"

Uncle Jiu shouted at the door. A moment later, a pothead ran from the yard into the hall: "Master! What did you call me for?"

"Go and heat up the food for your senior brother. I've been idle all day, and I don't know how to heat up the food for your senior brother!" Uncle Jiu scolded Wen Cai who came in.

Wencai:…………

After Wencai left, Lin Hao heard Wencai whisper: "Master is so partial!"

Lin Hao shook his head helplessly. For someone as strict as his master, who was like a literary scholar who idled around all day long, never practiced properly, and did not hang himself up, it would be considered a kindness to him.

Wencai's favorite thing was to go to Aunt Qiu Sheng's rouge shop and look at the girl from Yihongyuan opposite.

Perhaps because of Lin Hao's existence, Uncle Jiu was not as harsh on the literary talent Qiusheng as in movies and TV shows.

"Master!"

Wencai, who had just gone out, hurried in again: "Master, there is someone outside looking for you~"

"Then did he tell you anything?" Uncle Jiu asked.

"Ah! This...I didn't ask?" Wencai said.

"You~" Uncle Jiu glared at Wen Cai with a look of hatred, then turned his head and said to Si Mu, "Junior brother, sit down for a while, I'll go see what's going on."

Simu nodded: "Brother, don't worry about me. I'll ask my nephew to drink tea with me." Then he picked up the tea cup, took a sip of tea, and waved to Lin Hao with a contented expression!

After Uncle Jiu left, Taoist Priest Simu rubbed his arms and waist, and muttered: "Master nephew! You think this method of riding a zombie is good! It's my butt! And this old waist , suffered the old sin."

As he spoke, Taoist Master Four Eyes thumped his waist, as if he had done something that had stretched his body and caused pain in his waist and back.

"The bodies of those zombies are too hard and uncomfortable to sit on." Taoist Priest Simu complained to Lin Hao.

Lin Hao shook his head helplessly and said to himself: Some seats are good, but my uncle is still picky.

Taoist Master Four Eyes suddenly lowered his voice: "Master Nephew, you taught me this method of riding zombies. Do you think there is a better way to make it less difficult for me, Master Master, to drive away corpses?"

Lin Hao was stunned. It turned out that this was why Uncle Four Eyes called him. He had seen him jumping around when he was driving away corpses.

Lin Hao remembered that when he watched the movie, he clearly remembered Uncle Four Eyes riding a zombie, so he couldn't help but asked curiously.

From then on, Uncle Four Eyes was out of control. At first he was in awe of corpses, but later every time he saw him, he would ride to Yizhuang.

In the words of my uncle: Brother, I will take you back to your hometown, please help me and give me a ride!

Lin Hao blurted out: "This is easy to handle! Just put a cushion on it."

"But sitting on a zombie, it shakes a lot!" Uncle Four Eyes was still a little dissatisfied.

"Eh~" Lin Hao suddenly remembered that a Taoist priest's evil-suppressing game he played before had a mount that was carried by five ghosts, and a red sedan chair carried by five little ghosts.

Thinking of this, Lin Hao said: "Uncle, you can use the Five Ghosts Carrying Method to carry the sedan for you!"

As soon as Lin Hao said it, he knew with his four eyes that Lin Hao was talking about the Five Ghosts Lifting Sedan Technique, not the Five Ghosts Luck Money Technique.

"The five ghosts' sedan-carrying technique?" Simu frowned. The five ghosts' sedan-carrying technique was good, but quite troublesome.

The five ghosts carrying the sedan chair means chanting a mantra to summon five wild ghosts and asking them to carry you to a certain place at night. Four of them will carry you and one ghost will be responsible for clearing the way in front.

But this method is not like the method of walking by the gods. It can only be driven at night. Another more serious problem is that you cannot hear the crow of chickens and dogs. If you hear it, the ghost will leave you alone.

It's okay to reach flat ground, but if you are about to cross a large deep ditch, it will be troublesome. Once you fall, you will either die or be injured.

"Master Nephew! Although the Five Ghosts' sedan-carrying skills are quite good, I don't want to be paralyzed by your uncle!" Then Taoist Master Simu explained the pros and cons to Lin Hao one by one.

When Lin Hao heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned. He didn't expect that there was such a magic, and he could travel a thousand miles in one night. How awesome was that?

What is the concept of a thousand miles? It takes five to six hours if you drive fast, and at least seven or eight hours if you drive slowly. It also depends on the road conditions. However, there is no such restriction for the ghost sedan chair. There is no need to worry about traffic jams at all, and the ride goes directly to the destination. No wonder it’s so rare in the game that you need to spend a thousand gold bricks to buy it.

As for the disadvantage of running away when hearing the crowing of roosters and the barking of dogs, it is probably because the ghosts are too weak or it is dawn.

To deal with this drawback, you can only pay attention to the time and try not to go to inhabited places.

These are perfect for Uncle Four Eyes. As a corpse exorcist, Uncle Four Eyes spends his days and nights out, and his travel routes are all in the wilderness. It is basically impossible for people to live there, so there will be no Encountered chickens and dogs, except wild ones.

'Yes! There are quite a lot of pheasants in the forest. If you have time, catch a few and eat them. ’ He also ate domesticated pheasants in his previous life, but he had no chance of eating purely wild ones.

Firstly, pheasants are difficult to catch, and secondly, in modern society with high-rise buildings, pheasants are only found in a few rural areas and mountain forests.

Thinking of pheasants, Lin Hao immediately thought of lonely wild ghosts. Since there are wild ghosts, naturally there can also be domesticated ghosts!

"Uncle Master! Wild ghosts are dangerous to use, so you can use domestic ones!" Lin Hao told Uncle Four Eyes what he thought of.

Lin Hao's plain tone stunned Taoist Simu. Raising ghosts is a taboo, and it brings about poverty, decline, sorrow, disaster, shame, misery, mold, pain, death from illness, premature death, loneliness, and lust. , delusion, bad luck, disease, misfortune, pain, obsession and other eighteen disasters.

So generally no one would raise a kid, although sometimes they can get some windfall, etc...

Various other mysteries are also unspeakable..., but at the same time, it will cost one's own luck, and the imp will usually devour the master, so it is regarded as evil and crooked by fellow disciples, and as uneducated and unskilled by fellow disciples!

"But it's not good to raise ghosts! Our fellow disciples will regard us as evil spirits and crooked Taoists, and our masters will regard us as uneducated and unskilled!" Taoist Master Four Eyes expressed his concerns.

Lin Hao said: "Hey, uncle, what you said is wrong. There are good people and bad people, and there are good ghosts and bad ghosts!"

In order to dispel Uncle Simu's concerns, Lin Hao continued his analysis: "As long as we don't manipulate ghosts and monsters for evil, we are good people, and our colleagues will naturally not think that we are evil.

In the same way, as long as we let domestic ghosts do good deeds, we can also gain merit, so that the evil spirits and evil spirits in the ghosts will not breed, and will not affect us, and naturally we will not be unlucky. "

"that's true!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes also felt that what Lin Hao said was quite reasonable. Capturing some lonely ghosts to serve him would also allow them to have a place of incense and prevent them from harming others.

In this way, he can be regarded as a great meritorious deed, and he can also let the lonely ghosts pull the cart to atone for his sins.