Uncle Jiu: The true story of Maoshan spreads across the heavens
Chapter 83 I’m the best at blackmail
"This is true!"
Fu Bo said mysteriously.
At this time, his wife just came back from buying candies. As soon as Uncle Fu finished speaking, he smiled proudly, wondering where his sense of superiority came from.
But the moment he turned his head, the person in front of him was his wife.
Immediately, the old woman pointed at Fu's nose and scolded him: "You old devil, you are not ashamed to talk about things that happened decades ago."
"You tell others that I stole someone, so you can look good."
"Clap~"
The old woman raised her hand and slapped Fu Bo on the face. The clear slap made Fu Bo realize the reality immediately, and he immediately argued: "I didn't say you stole people, I said you did..."
Soon the old couple started to quarrel. When the young people who were eating tofu noodle at the tofu noodle stall saw this, they immediately took out a few coins from their arms and ran away.
Upon seeing this, Zhang boldly left three copper coins behind, holding the half-burned incense in his hand, with an incomprehensible look on his face, and then trotted home.
As soon as he arrived at his door, he met two people peeking in at his door.
Suddenly Zhang DaDa had a bad feeling and hurriedly pulled away the two people lying on the door of his house.
The two turned around and saw a fat man, and they hurriedly made silent gestures: "Shhh~"
"Shh~"
"There's a good show to watch."
Zhang boldly looked at this with a wretched look on his face, and then he lay down at the crack of his door and looked in.
As a result, I found a pair of beautiful legs being lifted up, and there was a person pushing a cart moving around under the mosquito net, but because it was covered by the mosquito net, I couldn't see clearly who it was.
He originally thought there was something good going on, but he found that his wife was being pushed by someone at the moment, and he suddenly had a look of despair on his face.
The two people who were listening in the corner asked Zhang Bingdao obscenely again: "Are you going to see a good show?"
Zhang DaDa immediately said angrily: "Look, look, if there is anything you can see, get out of my way."
"Open the door~"
"Open the door for me quickly."
Then Zhang boldly became furious, banged the door and shouted to the people in the room.
The two people who were doing good things at the moment were so frightened that they hurriedly got up from the bed. Mr. Tan even panicked, holding a pile of clothes in his arms, and ran away through the window without even noticing that one of his shoes had fallen off.
At this time, Zhang DaDa had already kicked open the door, rushed into the room and searched everywhere, but he couldn't find even one hair.
Then he came to the bed again, opened the mosquito net, and saw his wife lying on the bed alone, wearing only a red bellyband and a pair of obscene pants.
"Human?"
"That person?"
Zhang DaDa couldn't find anyone and immediately questioned his wife.
"Who is it?"
Zhang DaDa's wife pretended not to know, but instead asked Zhang DaDa.
"The person you were in bed with."
"That person in bed with me, ah! Oh~ you mean to say that I seduce people." At this time, Zhang Daring's wife pretended to be angry.
He immediately got out of bed, pulled open the mosquito net, pointed at the bed and said, "Hey, look for it quickly."
"Show me where that man is."
Facing his shrewish wife and the fact that there was no one on the bed, Zhang Dabao's momentum suddenly weakened by three points. As the saying goes, if you catch an adulterer in bed, you have to catch him both ways.
"I clearly saw it."
Zhang boldly said weakly.
"I think you've seen a ghost."
"Oh, I understand. You have always been dissatisfied with me and have always wanted to divorce me. Okay, divorce me! Now, write a letter of divorce!" Zhang Bingdao's daughter-in-law pointed at Zhang Bingdao and scolded him, then Taking retreat as an advance, Zhang DaDa was forced to write a letter of divorce. If Zhang DaDa did not want to write a letter of divorce, he could only show weakness and dare not pursue the case.
Just like in modern times, once there is a quarrel or an affair is discovered, divorce will be used as a threat.
Women often forget how much it costs for men to marry a daughter-in-law, so they generally do not divorce easily. In the end, a tragedy often happens, and the matter is solved with just a divorce.
But others have spent half a lifetime or two generations working hard, so the final result is often the loss of their wives.
Some people find it too easy to marry their wives, but they don't know how to cherish them. They beat and scold their wives at every turn, and commit domestic violence.
And finally? Often there is one tragedy after another.
Lin Hao, who was resting in the inn at this time, heard some good things coming from downstairs.
"Let's go. Zhang Daudao is quarreling with his wife again."
"Wow! They two are quarreling again. What's the reason?"
"I heard it seemed like someone was stealing someone."
"What did you hear?"
"I saw a sneaky person crawling out of the window of Zhang Daring's wife's house a few days ago?"
Lin Hao, who had just woken up at this time, also lay on the window and looked down. With such a big melon, he naturally couldn't avoid it and started to eat it.
And because of his improved strength, it can be said that he can hear the sounds of the entire street.
At this time, I heard a girl say: "You think I really like you! I just married you and there is nothing I can do. I worked hard to take care of the house. I wanted to take a nap. You wrongfully accused me of stealing someone, oh~ and you even took a knife. Want to kill me."
Lin Hao listened for a moment and thought it was quite interesting. At this time, an old man over sixty years old slipped out of an alley. This man had gray hair and disheveled clothes. Looking at his appearance, he knew that he had just done something shameful.
At this moment, Lin Hao suddenly heard Zhang boldly say: "Whose shoe belongs to this shoe?"
"Isn't that yours?"
"It's so big that it doesn't fit me!"
"And why is there only one and another one?"
Zhang boldly searched everywhere, even under the bed.
The woman was speaking forcefully, but she was not as angry as before. After all, the horse's leg was missing, and she couldn't be strong even if she wanted to.
"Just because it didn't fit, I threw one for you."
"Why are they old shoes?" At this time, Zhang Dadan was still full of doubts!
"How can you afford new shoes? You've been wearing old ones."
Zhang DaDa was stunned when he heard this and felt that his wife was quite right.
But he also didn't want to think about why his wife threw one shoe instead of a pair.
The conversation between the couple immediately aroused laughter from the neighbors.
At this time, Lin Hao also looked at the old man who had just slipped out, and found that he happened to have only one shoe under his feet.
When Lin Hao saw this, he curled up his lips and revealed a wicked smile: "You old man, you are quite good at playing, so let me stimulate you even more."
Lin Hao immediately climbed down the window, came to Master Tan, and blocked his way.
Mr. Tan was walking hastily with his head down, as if he was afraid of being recognized.
At this time, he saw a figure blocking the road. He had to stop and look at the handsome young man in front of him, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and an unparalleled appearance. Master Tan couldn't help but ask: "Young man, is something wrong?"
An evil smile appeared on Lin Hao's lips: "I just heard that Zhang boldly found one of the adulterer's shoes. Who do you think that shoe belongs to?"
Master Tan was horrified when he heard this, because he had dropped a shoe when he was running. If Zhang boldly found out about this, he wouldn't be able to beat him to death!
Master Tan immediately took out ten oceans from his arms and handed them to Lin Hao: "Young man, you didn't see me just now."
"Oh! But I heard that Zhang DaDa is good at punching and kicking! It seems to be a family-inherited martial arts. He can turn people into mud with one punch!"
"you say……"
"Okay, okay..." Mr. Tan said a few words in succession, and immediately took out another ingot of gold from his arms, which looked like ten taels, and handed it to Lin Hao.
After Lin Hao took it, he tossed the gold in his hand, then waved to Master Tan and said, "Master Tan, go slowly~"
Master Tan left in a hurry, but a trace of anger flashed in his eyes, but Lin Hao noticed it.
"Haha~ You old Bideng, if you don't know what's good, I'm afraid you will suffer a lot."
Lin Hao smiled contemptuously, and then went to find Qian Zhenren to buy things.
Now that he had money again, he was a little reluctant to not clear out Qian Zhenren's inventory.
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