Wanted to be a miracle doctor and became a defendant, so he decisively changed his career to become
Chapter 352 Fusion Disease: Severe Laughter and Gastric Inflammation
"Now, do you know what kind of jellyfish you are catching?"
Song Bing asked with a smile.
Only then did the kings react from their dazed state.
They quickly retreated to the secret door, banging and shouting frantically, "Come back quickly, what are you doing?"
Guard, guard. "
"Uh huh... I'm a big jellyfish!"
"Hehehe, I am a big water male."
"I just like males."
……
However, they were answered by the receding mirth of the bodyguards.
until it disappears.
The bodies of the kings stiffened.
Then with difficulty he turned to look at Song Bing.
The atmosphere at the scene was quite embarrassing.
The aloof king suddenly turned into a polished commander.
Just asking are you embarrassed?
"Song Bing, you...what did you do to them?"
Mosesim was the first to question.
"I think what you should be more concerned about now is yourselves."
Song Bing patted the dust on his white coat and gave a friendly reminder.
And such reminders are indeed very effective.
The faces of all the kings changed.
They were afraid that Song Bing would somehow make them crazy.
Go catch jellyfish.
If you contact Song Bing again, you can easily come here.
Could it be that they also used the same method to turn their elite soldiers into jellyfish catching experts?
Thinking of this, the kings looked at Song Bing with vigilance in their eyes.
Backed into the corner little by little.
"You...what are you going to do?"
Mosim's tone weakened, and the questioning turned into a cautious inquiry.
"What?"
Song Bing raised the corners of his mouth slightly, leaned forward, stretched his legs, looked at these kings, and said with a playful smile:
“You are all plotting to arrest me, place me under house arrest, and even plan to join forces to attack Anguo.
You ask me what I want to do?
What do you think I'm going to do? "
Song Bing's eyes and words were like a sharp sword, piercing the souls of the kings.
Make all the kings tremble.
"Song...Song Bing, I'm warning you, it's best not to mess around.
We are all the masters of a country. If you dare to act recklessly, you are making enemies of the more than ten powerful countries behind us. "
With his hair standing on his head, Yoshino Ichikawa suddenly found the key, and immediately took out his identity and threatened.
"Yes, if you dare to touch a hair of ours, you will be wanted by our country globally, leaving you without a foothold in this world."
The eyes of the other kings were slightly bright, and they immediately showed their domineering attitude and threatened.
They are the masters of a country.
How can I be intimidated by a little doctor?
So what if the other party is a world-famous miracle doctor?
Of course, what they don't know is that they are not facing Divine Doctor Song at this moment.
Instead, Vet Song.
Although there is only one word difference between the two.
But there is a world of difference.
"is it?"
Song Bing's lips curved into an evil smile.
What Veterinarian Song is least afraid of is threats.
The next second, Song Bing's eyes turned strange.
He was the first to look at Yoshino Ichikawa, who was threatening him.
The emperor of little sakura.
[Ding ~ Successfully delivered 'Severe Laughter, Epilepsy and Gastritis Fusion', Merit -1]
(This disease is a combination of [severe laughing epilepsy] and [acute gastritis].)
Symptoms: Acute abdominal pain in the stomach, manic laughter, the more you laugh, the more painful it becomes, the more painful it is, the more you want to laugh, and you can't stop at all.
"If you don't believe it, you can try it. The crime of assassinating the king is enough to make you and your family disappear."
Unknown Mosim and others are still threatening.
They believed that Song Bing would not dare to touch them.
They are kings.
"Ha ha ha ha…"
However, the next second, Yoshino Ichikawa suddenly smiled.
The kings looked at him confused.
Then I felt that Yoshino Ichikawa was probably laughing at Song Bing.
They also sneered.
Laughing together.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…"
As a result, Yoshino Ichikawa laughed harder and harder.
Still laughing.
Tears of laughter flowed.
The faces of the kings changed slightly, and they patted Yoshino Ikawa quietly.
He signaled to the latter that it was almost time to stop laughing.
It would be bad if Song Bing was angered.
The result is one shot.
"Hahahaha...I'm going to die, I'm going to die."
Yoshino Ichikawa fell to the ground and laughed, rolling back and forth.
The laughing man flipped over and rolled on the ground.
Kings: "..."
Is it that funny?
Looks like you laughed your ass off?
Wait...something's wrong.
Suddenly, Moshemu and others' hearts trembled.
Thinking of the jellyfish just now, I suddenly had a bad feeling.
They turned their heads in fear again and looked at Song Bing who was smiling.
"Song Bing, it's you, it must be you. What did you do to him?"
Mosheim pointed at Song Bing, with a look of shock and confusion on his face.
Song Bing said calmly: "You laugh too."
The voice was like a magic sound, accompanied by the twinkle in Song Bing's eyes.
Moshemu's soul trembled. He was about to say something, but suddenly he seemed to be hit in the laughter hole.
"Pfft~hahaha...hahaha..."
The next second, Mosim also followed in Yoshino Ichikawa's footsteps and burst into laughter.
"what?"
The remaining kings were dumbfounded.
Why do you laugh when you talk?
Possessed?
Song Bing also looked at them at this time.
"No, no, no, we don't laugh, we don't laugh."
The kings were instantly frightened to pee, shook their heads in horror, and crowded together.
"It's not up to you."
Song Bing showed a kind smile.
However, this smile fell in their eyes like a devil.
"Come on, let me count to three, two, and one, and laugh together."
"Three two one, die for dead~"
"Pfft hahaha, hahaha..."
As Song Bing finished speaking, all the kings burst into laughter.
They are like Yoshino Ichikawa.
Tears of laughter flowed.
He was rolling on the ground laughing.
Those who didn’t know thought they were so happy.
But in fact, at this moment, Moshemu and others, who were laughing out loud, wanted to die.
Every time they laughed wantonly, the pain in their stomachs was so painful that life was worse than death.
It's like you just had a skin incision and it swelled and cracked uncontrollably.
This is where their tears and wallowing come from.
That's not a joke.
But it hurts.
"Hahaha... I was laughing so hard."
"Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore."
"Hahahaha, I don't want to laugh, it hurts, ugh~ Jie Jie Jie..."
"Quack quack, Divine Doctor Song, we were wrong, spare us, quack quack..."
"Hahaha, I'm about to die. Doctor Song, please don't make us laugh. I don't want to laugh... Hahahaha..."
……
They were laughing so hard that there were stars in their eyes, unable to survive or die.
Even Yoshino Ichikawa, who laughed at first, vomited blood and became incontinent from laughing.
Do you believe it?
Seeing this scene, Xili's beautiful eyes trembled.
She could clearly feel the despair in these people's eyes.
Just imagine, you are obviously in pain and have had many cuts in your stomach.
But he laughed loudly.
This is too terrible.
What kind of torture is this?
Too cool?
Faced with the kings' begging for mercy, Song Bing ignored them.
Instead, he looked at his phone to record the time.
After making these people laugh for two and a half minutes, he stood up and came to them.
Give everyone a shot.
Of course, this is just a cover-up.
It really just temporarily alleviates these people's laughing epilepsy.
Finally, they stopped laughing uncontrollably, and the kings collapsed on the ground like dead dogs.
Despair and fear kept swirling in my heart.
Song Bing sat back in his seat.
Prepare for the next 'treatment'.
……
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