Quick travel guide: The male god is jealous of himself every day

Below is a series of netizens' treasure troves. Yan Kai was looking at it enthusiastically when a message suddenly popped up on the top of his phone.

She raised her phone and said, "Yu Si, your friend sent you a message."

Yu Si was cooking in the kitchen without raising his head, "Honey, help me take a look."

As if they couldn't wait any longer, a video call came over.

Yan Kai answered the call, raised it in front of Yu Si, and shook the phone.

Fei Zhixu's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Brother Yu, come out and play. Take your sister-in-law with you. It's so boring to stay at home."

"My family has opened a new tourist island resort. It is on the sea and isolated from the world. It doesn't even have boat lines yet."

"Don't you have a cruise? Let's go on a cruise together. Then you and your sister-in-law will share a villa, and no one will bother you."

Yu Si stopped cooking and looked up at her, "Are you going?"

In order to maintain the character of a good student, Yan Kai just thought for a moment and then shook his head and refused, "I still have to go to class."

Fei Zhixu heard the voice and increased his volume, "Sister-in-law, what you teach in school is not very useful. It requires practice. If you are afraid of failing in the course, ask Brother Yu to hire a teacher to bring you on board with you."

"When the time comes, let Brother Yu manage your small company. You will learn much more than what you learned in school."

Fei Zhixu said this was like drinking cold water, "Sister-in-law, let's come and play together. If you don't go, Brother Yu will definitely not go, and then there will be no cruise ship."

Yu Si also took the opportunity to say: "Honey, bring a few teachers over and go."

It doesn’t matter if it’s a resort or not, the main thing is that it’s at the beach, and you can still watch your wife wearing a swimsuit.

He can still wear a swimsuit. When his wife sees his figure, she will definitely be fascinated and want to wear it.

Yu Si is wildly imaginative.

Yan Kai pretended to be embarrassed, but after their repeated entreaties, he finally nodded in agreement.

Fei knew the prelude and said, "Brother Yu, we are leaving tonight. You guys hurry up and pack your things."

Yu Si raised his hand to hang up, but accidentally touched the bottom of the phone. Yan Kai lost his grip and dropped it.

What's behind him is completely exposed.

Fei Zhixu screamed, "Brother Yu! You..."

Yu Si hung up with an expressionless face and brought out the cooked food, "Honey, you eat first, and I'll go pack your things."

He kissed her forehead, "Good afternoon kiss, wife."

Yan Kai stuffed rice into his mouth, still remembering it.

A group of rich second-generation people are very capable of action. They made a decision at noon and set off in the evening.

When Yan Kai got on the boat, he had an unreal feeling. The efficiency was frightening.

This boat was full of children from aristocratic families who were similar to Yu Si, and they were all hanging around each other. "Brother Yu is not authentic. He confessed his love quietly, and we didn't even know."

Zhou Chenhao and Fei Zhixu, as the only insiders, did not dare to say too much.

Are you breaking up with Brother Yu? Brother Yu must have pried the corners too quickly.

This feeling of wanting to ask but not daring to ask is really uncomfortable.

Yu Si hugged her waist and said, "Stop making trouble, your sister-in-law is too shy."

Zhou Chenhao put his arm around Fei Zhixu's shoulders and said, "Let's go to the bar for a drink. My sister-in-law can go with us, otherwise it won't be fun if Brother Yu doesn't come."

Yan Kai was really shocked that there was a bar inside the cruise ship, which really suited Yu Si's fun-loving nature.

Very few people install this in here.

She hummed slightly, really wanting to see what the bar on the cruise ship looked like.

A group of people came bustling down to the entire floor, and the decoration was the same as on land.

With Yan Kai present, they didn't dare to play as wildly as before.

In the past, beautiful women accompanied strong drinks and sang until dawn.

Now let alone beauties, Brother Yu would probably kneel on the washboard if the liquor was too strong.

Although Brother Yu keeps himself clean and doesn't play with these things, who can say clearly?

Zhou Chenhao ran through several mini-games in his mind, and finally chose a safe and lousy truth or dare.

Shake the dice and put six cups on the table. The number of shakes is like adding wine to the first cup. The next person shakes the one with wine and either drinks the wine or chooses truth or dare.

Normally they would just drink, there would be no truth or dare part at all.

But everyone was really curious about how Yu Si suddenly had a girlfriend. They looked at each other tacitly and smiled maliciously.

With everyone staring at him, Yu Si felt no pressure and avoided the wine glasses filled with wine several times in a row.

Yan Kai shook it casually, and when he reached the repeated level, he poured the cup again.

The people around me said something meaningful.

Yan Kai sat quietly, "I choose to tell the truth."

Yu Si pinched the dice, "Honey, do you love me?"

"I love you most."

Zhou Chenhao exclaimed and rubbed his arms, "Brother Yu, you should at least pay attention to the situation. It's unethical to spread dog food casually."

Yu Si put down the dice and shrugged, "Continue."

Perhaps because he was confused just now, Yu Si drank a lot of wine and was drunk until the end.

Lying on Yan Kai's shoulder, he called his wife over and over again.

Zhou Chenhao stood up unsteadily, "Sister-in-law, I'm going to find someone to help you lift Brother Yu up."

Seeing how drunk he was, Yan Kai was afraid that if he accidentally fell into the sea when he went out, no one would know.

He immediately shook his head and said, "No, I'll help him back."

She took Yu Si's hand and stood up slowly. Yu Si's drunken eyes were hazy, and he stood up with her and staggered out.

Yan opened the underground bar and took the people back with him in fear.

When it was holiday, she threw him on the bed, took the hangover soup that the attendant had just brought, and patted his face, "Yu Si, I'm going to take a shower first. Remember to drink the hangover soup."

He looked drunk and confused, and she threatened, "If he doesn't finish the drink before I come back, I will be angry."

When Yu Si heard this, his head became clearer. He got up and drank the sobering soup in one gulp. He looked at her eagerly and said with a sense of asking for credit, "Drink it."

Yan Kai kissed the corner of his mouth perfunctorily, "Baby Yu is awesome."

After saying that, she got goosebumps first. This kind of name is really disgusting.

Yu Si's eyes suddenly lit up, he held her waist, turned over suddenly and pressed her down, "Honey, how about we take a shower together."

The effect of alcohol made him much bolder.

I usually want to say things I dare not say, want to do things I dare not do, and suddenly I am free from restraints and blurt out.

Yan Kai hooked his neck and took the initiative to kiss him, saying in a soft voice, "Okay."

This hint directly touched his heart and made his blood boil.

Yu Si clasped the back of her head, kissed her hard, bit and sucked her, lingeringly.

Yan Kai hooked his yao and was led to the bathroom. Water poured on him and his clothes clung to him wetly.

With their fingers intertwined, she was pushed against the bathroom wall, her head raised, like a fish being landed, unable to breathe.

At the last moment, Yan Kai's consciousness cleared for a moment, he pushed him away and pointed outside, "Go and put that on."

She had no idea about the past few worlds and didn't take protective measures. Fortunately, she was lucky, otherwise it would have been too troublesome.

Seeing so many children in this world, she suddenly realized that if she got married and had children in the small world, she would have to leave after the mission was completed.

Didn't her child also become a child without a mother? A child without a mother is like a cabbage, and the ground is yellow.

Yu Si was completely naked. He smoothed his hair back, revealing his smooth forehead.

His black eyes were swollen and he was breathing heavily. He pulled out a bath towel, wrapped her up and carried her out, put her on the bed, and put one hand next to her head.

The other hand took the small square box next to it, tore it open with his mouth, and slowly put it on in front of her.

I almost didn't put it on several times, and it looked like I was unskilled.