Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

The atmosphere in the interstellar court was very tense.

Everyone looked at Han Ling, waiting for his answer.

There are only written records on the handbook proving that he is a male insect.

But in the photo, he did not show his tail hook.

Han Ling originally wanted to quickly shake his head in denial and distance himself from the male insect.

But feeling the naked and fiery eyes around him, he was afraid.

If he dared to deny it, he might be stripped naked in front of the court.

At that time, the tail hook on the waist will also be exposed.

After swallowing, Han Ling nodded nervously.

"Yes, I am a male insect."

next second.

Han Ling was surrounded by interstellar prison guards.

The hair all over his body stood on end, and he could already feel the breathing of the female insects.

"Please raise your hands and let us check if you have a tail hook. If you pretend to be a male insect, you will be sentenced to 80 years in prison."

A magnetic low voice sounded in my ears.

Han Ling rubbed his numb ears, then quickly took out the slender tail hook from his waist while others were unprepared.

"Uh, haha, you don't need to do anything, I'll do it myself."

He grabbed a piece of tail hook, spread his hands, and showed it to everyone, feeling very nervous.

When he became nervous, his tail hook moved.

Afraid that a female would actually check the tail hook, Han Ling lowered the waist of his pants and let the protective pants hang loosely on his pubic bone.

The white and slender waist and the tailbone connected to the tail hook are clearly exposed.

"Gudong."

Han Ling heard dozens of swallowing sounds in his ears.

The interstellar prison guards around them had disappointed looks on their faces: Alas! I thought I could check it out myself.

Han Ling revealed his identity as a male insect, and all the female insects around him automatically moved back 1 meter.

This is the distance prescribed by interstellar law.

[When encountering a non-mate male, any female needs to keep a distance of more than 1 meter from you. 】

Normally, the female insects may not abide by this law, but this is an interstellar court.

Facing many complicated looks, Han Ling quietly lifted up his pants, grabbed his waist and asked:

"Ahem, do you have any questions now?"

The interstellar prison guard who just talked to him smiled slightly and said:

"Your Excellency, we have notified the Male Insect Protection Association. I'm afraid you need to stay on the prison planet for a while before the association's people arrive."

Han Ling nodded without changing his expression:

"Well, I see."

Han Ling's appearance made the whispers around him gradually grow louder.

——Ahhhh! He is so good!

——I have a nosebleed. What is this? Is this my waist?

——So moisturized. This waist looks so moisturized!

——Why don’t your pants fall down? disappointment!

——No, who has the paper? I got a real nosebleed. I was playing a game recently and unlocked a lot of poses, and I was stimulated by the brain-feeding.

——This is simply the most perfect curve!

The comments made by the surrounding females made Han Ling restless.

He glanced at the chair and didn't dare to sit down.

This chair has no back, so once you sit down, your pants will become really low-rise.

The three butterfly tribesmen opposite also had a look of astonishment on their faces.

What? This insect is actually a male insect!

They regretted a little, regretting not being on the battleship. They found out earlier, discovered earlier and took action earlier. It would be nice to be able to post it!

The interstellar prison guard who was searching for criminal evidence walked back to the butterfly tribe and continued to search the notes, muttering:

"To take so many photos of Your Excellency is too much."

Under the gaze of many female insects, Han Ling leaned against the wall and played with the optical brain.

He is in the company's large group, calming the anxious mood of employees.

[Chairman]: Everyone, relax, don’t worry, our game will be fine.

[Chairman]: Work with peace of mind, don’t fish, the company will not be dissolved.

……

after an hour.

Prison guards at Interstellar Prison are still searching for evidence of crimes committed in previous years.

Han Ling received an invitation to another interstellar court meeting on time.

Seeing the call invitation, Han Ling suddenly stood up straight.

He quietly pulled the waistband of his trousers down a little further, reaching the critical edge.

The tail hook placed on the chair also began to swing wildly, for fear that no one would notice.

This video is related to tens of billions of business. In order for the game to continue to operate, he must fight!

So, the video communication was just connected.

The members of the Male Insect Protection Association sitting in the courtroom saw the thin white waist and the swinging black tail hook chain.

"hiss!"

There was a gasp in the audience.

That voice had passed through the optical brain and reached Han Ling.

Han Ling hid the smile at the corner of his mouth, pretending not to care and said:

"Oh, sorry, the location of the video is somewhat incorrect."

He adjusted the angle of the light brain up and down so that his entire body could be displayed on the light screen.

"I am Han Ling, Male Insect Protection Association, what are you going to sue me for?"

Han Ling's appearance was revealed, and the meeting was once again in chaos.

Double black! Black hair, black eyes!

It turned out to be Mr. Double Black Male Insect!

This is the purest male insect!

In nature, the top bugs are all dark, which represents extremely strong survival ability.

This is also reflected in the Zerg.

Male insects with black hair and black eyes are rare.

Other Zerg may not know this.

But the Male Insect Protection Association specializes in studying these.

They stared at Han Ling blankly, their eyes fiery.

If Han Ling were by their side, I'm afraid their hair would have been turned into mango cores by now.

After a while, a female introduced herself:

"Your Excellency Han Ling, I am the third-level team leader of the Male Insect Protection Association. I would like to ask if there are multiple males in the game "Come on! Top Male Insects" and enter the craze together with the female insects. Expect……"

Before he finished speaking, Han Ling frowned and interrupted him:

"Isn't it okay? These are my fantasies and are they illegal?"

The team leader broke into a cold sweat:

"There may be some misunderstanding here. We didn't know that you were a male insect before... If you are a male insect and the plot of this game is designed by yourself, it is completely fine."

Han Ling raised his chin:

"You should have collected my information and investigated it, right? Every word in this game script was typed out by me. I just wanted to write 1V5, what's wrong?"

The team leader’s mouth twitched and he nodded:

"Yes, we have conducted forensic investigation and you wrote the script yourself.

However, we also found that your residence is an F-class planet, and there is no record of residence on Aphra Planet. What is the reason?

Are you working so hard to earn credits because your life is difficult? You can rest assured that the Male Insect Protection Association will help you. "

When Han Ling heard this, he slightly turned the position of the optical brain so that the guards of the interstellar prison appeared in the camera.

He said forcefully:

“These things seem to have nothing to do with you.

The interstellar prison guards have already called the female bugs from the Male Bug Protection Association for me, and they will take me back to Planet Afro. "

Seeing the interstellar prison guards and the familiar scene of the interstellar court, the female insects from the Male Insect Protection Association completely dispelled any doubts.

Han Ling didn't lie, he was indeed Mr. Male Insect!

ten minutes later.

Because of Han Ling's identity as a male insect, this lawsuit ended extremely quickly.

The Male Insect Protection Association slipped and knelt down to escape.

Han Ling also exercised his male insect privileges.

[Information related to male insects is not allowed to be leaked easily. 】

The content of this lawsuit is only known to those present and is not allowed to be disclosed.

After hanging up the communication, Han Ling breathed a sigh of relief. He sent a message within the company:

"It's done, let's continue working, it's okay."

After sending it, Han Ling put away his optical brain and breathed a sigh of relief.

The company was finally saved!

However, he will be sent to the Avro star next. What should he do in the future?

He rubbed his temples with a headache.

At this time, the search for evidence of the Butterfly Clan's crimes here has just ended.

The interstellar prison guards searched for all the incriminating evidence.

However, among the evidence of the crime, there was only one item that did not include "being instigated by others to kill the Zerg."

The interstellar prison guards explained helplessly:

"No evidence was found that they had contact with Flo Literary Society.

They seemed to have no connection with each other, and there was no evidence of hiring murderers. "

Han Ling thought about the fact that Flo Literary Agency hacked his address before, so he kept silent and nodded.

"Okay, I understand. How many years in prison will they spend in total?"

“You will have to spend eight years in jail in total, but if you behave well, your sentence can be reduced and you can be released from prison early.

In fact, it's better to stay in prison. They can also learn cultural lessons and interstellar knowledge, otherwise they would be too stupid. "

The interstellar prison guard handed over a piece of paper with the sentences of the three butterfly clans on it.

Han Ling took it, looked at it a little, and put it in his pocket.

He walked up to the three butterfly clansmen and asked:

"I will give each of you one million credits. Can you give me a copy of the diary in your brain?"

Mingzhe and others all have the habit of keeping diaries.

Han Ling wanted to keep their diary.

This is proof that they existed.

If the diary is left to these three butterfly clansmen, I am afraid that it will be formatted and disappear without a trace before long.

After hearing Han Ling's words, the butterfly tribe looked at each other and nodded.

One of the butterfly tribe bravely asked:

"Sir, do you like them? We are stronger than them."

Han Ling smiled slightly, with some sadness in his eyes:

"Because we have experienced many things together, we become different."

A butterfly clan member looked down at Han Ling and hummed a song:

"I would like to become the one you love in the fairy tale..."

He only hummed for a while and then stopped:

"Sorry, Your Excellency, this is the only memory left in my genes."

Han Ling's eyes were red and he nodded slightly:

"I know, I understand, you are not him."

After copying the optical brain diary, Han Ling watched the three butterfly tribesmen being taken away. He also pulled up his pants and walked out with a group of prison guards.

They left the Star Court and wandered the streets of the prison planet.

Han Ling asked doubtfully:

"Where am I going to stay for the next few days? Why don't I take transportation?"

The interstellar prison guards rubbed their noses, they just wanted to stay with you for a while longer.

But since you have already asked, it means that you are tired of walking.

An interstellar prison guard said:

"Sir, let's just walk here. You can call a car directly. Your residence will be arranged in..."

The interstellar prison guard hasn't finished speaking yet.

A sharp siren suddenly sounded in the air.

Everyone looked up and saw a space-class battleship appearing above the planet.

The battleship broke through the clouds, revealing its full view.

[Second War Legion - White Scars].

The yellow and white space-class battleships forcefully landed on the prison planet.

Countless mobile troops quickly landed from the battleship.

One of the white-haired females caught Han Ling's figure with sharp eyes.

He chuckled:

"I found you, sleeping fake female."