Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

Bernshan kindly reminded:

"Boss, there is new news coming from your optical brain. Do you want to take a look?"

Han Ling clicked on the light screen, took a look, and curled his lips:

"Don't worry, it's a message reminder. It reminds me every day. It's spam text messages."

When Bernshan heard this, he tilted his head curiously and glanced at the screen.

[Aphrostar Tips:

Today is January 1th, and there are still 24 days until the end of the month.

You also need to date 10 females.

Spending the hot season with 2 females.

Donate 8 times of pheromone liquid.

Mr. Han Ling, please arrange your time reasonably and complete your monthly tasks as early as possible.

Warm reminder: The last day of the month is a rest day, so please don’t forget to attend the party! 】

After reading the news, Bernshan felt a thump in his heart.

He asked in disbelief:

"Boss! Didn't you complete any of the tasks this month? No! No! You didn't complete the tasks at all!"

Bernshan stood up suddenly and scratched his head frantically, from his face to his head and then to his neck.

"Ah! Boss, why don't you do the mission? You haven't even dated a single female!"

Bernshan's action shocked Han Ling. Why did he go crazy after seeing the text message?

Han Ling quickly grabbed Bernshan's hand:

"Wait, wait a moment, please stop first and don't go crazy. What will happen if I don't complete the task?"

Bernshan glanced at Han Ling in horror:

"What will happen? Maybe I can only receive half a month's salary, and then there will be no boss. In this way, do you understand the seriousness of the matter?"

When Han Ling heard this, he raised his eyebrows:

“Can’t credit points solve it?”

Bernshan nodded hard:

"Well, it can't be solved. There has never been a male insect that can come back intact after breaking the rules."

Han Ling: "..."

After Bernshan went crazy, he quickly started to help Han Ling with suggestions.

"Boss, it's still too late to remedy the situation. From today on, you can meet two females every day and sleep with them twice as you like.

Then on January 1, pheromone liquid was donated eight times a day.

Just enough time to complete all the tasks before the dance starts on January 1st! "

After hearing this plan, Han Ling frowned so hard he could kill a fly:

"What do you think I am?"

Bernshan said with a guilty conscience:

"Boss, although it is very tiring and can easily cause kidney overdraft, it is better to be alive than to lose one's life.

Isn't it a pity that you had so much money and died before you had time to spend it? "

Han Ling rubbed his temples, waved his hands and said:

"Don't worry about this. I have my own countermeasures. Don't go crazy and go back to rest."

Bernshan hesitated for a moment and whispered:

"Boss, if you die, can you leave your inheritance to me?"

Han Ling laughed angrily at him and transferred 380 million credits on the spot.

"I will pay you your salary first, this month plus next month. You don't have to worry about me dying, you will still have money even if I die!"

Bernshan's eyes widened when he saw the money, and his brows relaxed a little.

"Boss, I'll go back first. Before I leave, I still want to say, boss, don't take risks. You'll be a little tired these days, but you can survive, really! The plan I mentioned is really good!"

Han Ling waved his hand with a headache:

"Okay, okay, I understand, go back and remember to remind your uncle to help me promote the game."

"I will urge uncle. Boss, I'm leaving. Goodbye. I want to be your little brother forever. You must survive!"

Wait until Berne Mountain leaves.

The central castle finally became clean.

Han Ling took a breath and complained to the system:

"Why do you feel that the male insects of Aphrostar are not normal?

Moreover, the mortality rate of the male insects on Apolo is too high. They will die even if they don’t do the task, and they will die even if they just eat. Is there any law that can control this? "

The system said calmly:

[The host has arranged for the war legion to come to meet us, so there should be no problem with violating the rules.

And the male worms of Aphrostar are indeed abnormal.

The host must have also discovered that the male worms of Aphra star have very low mental power. 】

Han Ling nodded:

"I discovered it. When I met Martin and Bernshan before, I thought the male insect had low mental power and was an exception.

But later, I rode a tricycle to find Bern Mountain. In the hall where the banquet was held, the 86 males I saw had very low mental power. "

The male worm should be known for his mental strength and be ready to calm the irritable female worm.

But the male worms of Aphrostar seem to only use their bodies...

Han Ling thought for a long time and suddenly said:

"If my novel can stimulate the mating desire of female insects, can it also stimulate the mating desire of male insects?"

The system was down for a few seconds and then replied:

[I don’t know, there are no examples to prove it. 】

Han Ling took out his optical brain, took a look at the chat group with more than 400,000 male insects, and suddenly wanted to try it.

"Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. When I have nothing to do next month, I will write a novel for these males."

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Flo Literary Publishing House.

Office of the Chairman.

Old Flo smoked a cigar with a sad face and had a video chat with a female insect.

The female worm shouted excitedly:

"Flo, are you crazy? You want to promote this kind of game?"

Old Flo held his cigar in his mouth and said helplessly:

"This is also a forced choice for me. Bernshan and Martin are both on the Avro planet at this time.

Han Ling threatened me with the two of them, what can I do?

Han Ling is a double black man. Once he contacts the second prince, the second prince will definitely turn around and marry Han Ling.

Our previous preparations fell short.

I can't wait for the next time, what about you? Can you wait until the next layout? "

Although Old Flo's face is not old, his body has really reached the end of his life.

Zerg only have a 2-year aging period.

During the aging period, the body of the Zerg will become rickety rapidly, the hair will turn gray, the teeth will become loose, and the skin will lose its luster and become wrinkled.

Old Flo has 20 years left and is about to enter the aging period.

The female insect opposite heard Old Flo's words and fell silent.

Old Flo continued:

"I can't get rid of Han Ling's games and novels now anyway, so what can I do if I promote them?

Your Seventh Construction Corps, stop intercepting my manuscript messages.

Otherwise, when Matthew and Bernshan die, we really have no chance. "

After a moment of silence, the female only left one sentence and then hung up the communication.

"If you can't eliminate the desire of the female insect, you won't be able to evolve into an aurora life. Think about it yourself.

If you must send it, I won't send anyone to intercept it. "

The Seventh Construction Legion builds everything in the Zerg star field, including the construction of the Zerg star network.

Old Flo smiled bitterly, took out his optical brain, and sent a message to his men.

[Flo]: The manuscript can be sent and pushed through all channels.

After doing all this, Old Flo put down his optical brain and breathed a sigh of relief.

At the very least, Matthew and Burnsham are safe.

When people do things, they will judge others by themselves.

Old Flo believed in his heart that if he didn't listen to Han Ling's instructions, the two male insect nephews would definitely be in danger and assassinated.

"If you are not careful, you will lose everything." The smoke obscured Old Flo's sight, and he suddenly couldn't see the road ahead clearly.

Is there really any chance that their plan will be completed?