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Chapter 410 Who is not a top student?

"Oh hi, I told them to do it at night, but I'm sorry to disturb you."

The village chief gave an awkward smile, "Mrs. Zhang's youngest child is gone. It's fine to hold a funeral. I won't let you see it."

Chu Lu picked up a piece of red paper on the ground. It was scattered among the paper money and was quite conspicuous.

"Whose family is having a banquet? Can I go and eat for free?"

The village chief's smile was somewhat awkward. "The Wang family is marrying off their daughter, so we will have lunch at noon. However, you are all honored guests, so we have already prepared dinner for you."

"Okay." Chu Lu is not too picky when there is meat to eat.

Shi Cunxi, Shi Lin and others expressed their gratitude one after another and followed the village chief to greet him.

Fu Shaoyan was a man of good words, and soon he had made the village chief very happy.

The group walked through the deserted village road and followed the village chief to the house he had prepared to rest for a while and then wait for dinner.

There were no extra houses available for them, so they were arranged to stay in the villagers' homes.

Originally, the two girls, Shi Cunxi and Xiang Kui, were supposed to live together, but this was a game instance, and they were afraid of accidents, so they were divided into twos. Including the camera, four people lived in one house.

Not surprisingly, Chu Lu and Lu Liang were grouped together.

The family living there was also surnamed Zhang, but they had only one lame old man. The village chief called him Old Cripple Zhang. He had a somewhat strange personality and didn't respond much when the village chief spoke to him.

It was not until I heard that they were celebrities and came to promote the village that I looked at them twice.

Shi Cunxi noticed that the entire village seemed to be mostly populated by elderly people and children, and there were no young and middle-aged people.

She asked out of curiosity, and the village chief said that everyone had gone out to work to make a living and no one wanted to return to the village.

There are only two rooms in Zhang Laoqu's house, east and west. Zhang Laoqu lives in the east room and only gave the west room to them.

The room on the west side is very large, with a large kang (a bed that can easily accommodate eight or nine people), let alone four.

Chu Lu casually walked around and found that the houses around him were all empty.

"Where is your neighbor?" Chu Lu suddenly came up to Zhang Laocui and spoke in a dark tone, scarier than a ghost.

Zhang Lao Que was chopping wood intently. He turned around and said expressionlessly, "They are all dead."

"Then you are pretty lucky." Chu Lu sighed, then picked a cucumber from the yard and sat at the door to eat it.

Zhang Laogui was disgusted by her uncivilized behavior of taking things without asking, and turned around to glare at her fiercely.

“The program crew paid for it, don’t be stingy.” Chu Lu took another bite.

You've become a dungeon NPC, why are you still being so stingy? You can't take it with you.

Chu Lu not only ate with a crunching sound, but also went to Zhang Lao Que's ear and asked him to listen, "Hey, how did your neighbor die?"

Zhang Laoque chopped off the wood with his axe and said, "That's how he died."

"You chopped it?" Chu Lu was slightly surprised, "Won't the police arrest you? In a remote village, people who kill others don't have to pay for their crimes?"

"It's not me." Zhang Laocui continued to chop the wood silently, as if he was chopping the wood.

"In the first few years there were bandits who rushed in, hacked them all to death and took their money."

"Are there still bandits now?" Chu Lu looked at the bare house and asked sincerely, "They don't kill you because you have no money?"

"..." Zhang Laoque turned around and looked at her steadily, his hand holding the axe tightened again and again.

Finally, he said unhappily, “Because I wasn’t in the village at that time. I went out to work.”

"How did you get your leg limp? Did you sprain it while working? Or did the bandits see that you were not there and stabbed you later?"

"You talk too much!" Zhang Laocui angrily stuck the axe into the wooden stake, turned around and went into the house.

"You're still angry. Let's exchange some feelings!"

Chu Lu picked up the axe. Yes, it was a good weapon for self-defense.

"Why did you provoke him?" Lu Liang was a little puzzled when she saw that she had successfully angered the NPC and brought him into the house.

"It's just for fun." Chu Lu didn't care much and swung the axe twice, "If I don't mess with him, then I'll mess with you?"

"I'm not afraid of you."

Lu Liang smiled carelessly, looked at the cameraman holding the device as if he were a transparent man, and moved closer to Chu Lu, "This village is very evil."

"Is there something evil about you?"

"More evil than you."

“That’s really evil.”

While the two were talking in the yard, the village chief appeared out of nowhere and invited them to go to the village committee for dinner.

The village committee was not big, and almost all the villagers, young and old, were gathered to welcome them.

It is true that most of them are elderly people and children, and young faces are rarely seen.

Another very strange thing is that only men came, no women.

From the old men to the young children, there were no women or children.

Shi Cunxi looked around but did not see the newlyweds who would get married at noon as the village chief had mentioned.

"Village Chief, why didn't I see the newlyweds at noon? Aren't they coming to eat? Also, aren't the aunties and grandmothers coming to eat?"

"It's alright, don't worry about it. Women don't sit at the table."

The village chief warmly entertained them and poured them some wine, paying special attention to Chu Lu and Shi Cunxi. "But you don't count. You are honored guests."

Chu Lu shook the bowl twice. The liquid in the bowl was a little turbid. It should be the homemade wine.

She put her nose close to it and sniffed it. The strong smell of alcohol was very choking.

The villagers were really enthusiastic. There were twelve of us in the group, and even the one who was filming couldn't escape being asked to drink.

Everyone drank more or less out of enthusiasm.

It was already completely dark after the banquet, and most of the people were helped back to rest.

Chu Lu half covered his head and his steps were a little unsteady.

She and Lu Liang supported each other and walked back to the courtyard with difficulty.

The two people who were filming them were already unconscious and were simply carried back by the villagers.

Lu Liang put his hand on her shoulder and his lips on Chu Lu's ear. The two of them were almost inseparable.

"I'm afraid tonight won't be easy." Lu Liang almost whispered in Chu Lu's ear.

Feeling a little itchy, Chu Lu raised his hand and slapped the man away, "Don't take advantage of me."

Lu Liang laughed, and his hands fell on her waist, tightly gripping her, and randomly pinched her stomach twice, and continued to whisper in Chu Lu's ear, "This is called taking advantage."

Then, without Chu Lu's threat, he took his hand away and once again put his arm around her shoulders to support her.

Chu Lu felt that Lu Liang seemed to be fucking crazy after coming out of the extreme hell.

Finally, they stumbled back to the courtyard, and the two villagers who were filming followed them just came into the house and offered to entertain them warmly.

Chu Lu rubbed his head, and Lu Liang simply closed the door.

"That's great. We'll entertain you as well."

"Varied……"

The villagers didn't even have time to say a word before they were knocked down in no time, tied up with hemp ropes, and their mouths were bound.

He sat on the stool like a bandit, "You put something in the wine, do you think I can't tell?"

"Little tricks are outdated." Lu Liang also echoed, "What are you going to do tonight? Steal money and kill people?"

"Maybe they'll rape her." Chu Lu chuckled, "The men will be stewed and eaten, and the women will share the food?"

The former is real eating, and perhaps the latter is also eating.

It is hard to imagine that such vulgar words came out of the mouth of such a quiet little girl.

Lu Liang couldn't bear to look at it anymore.

The villagers kept making noises, as if they wanted to say something.

Lu Liang reached out to help them take off the hemp rope, wanting to see what they were going to say.

"You guys are such an ungrateful bunch..."

The villagers were about to start cursing when they saw Chu Lu sharpening a kitchen knife with a whetstone.

They immediately swallowed all their dirty words, "We are kind enough to entertain you, why are you tying us up?!"

"We are living in a civilized society now, don't you understand? You are bandits if you do this!"

"That's right! Don't let us go! When the village chief comes, none of you will be able to escape!"

“Swoosh—”

The sound of the kitchen knife scraping against the whetstone continued to respond to them.

Lu Liang half leaned against the door and laughed, "Did you see that? My little Xiang Kui has a bad temper. Can you tell me the truth and exchange feelings?"

"Can you really kill us?!"

There was one person who had the audacity to not believe it.

The next second, the knife in Chu Lu's hand had fallen between his legs.

Suddenly he cried out in agony.

Lu Liang couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, turned his head and looked away, unexpectedly feeling some sympathy.

Chu Lu walked over slowly and took back the kitchen knife. "Where else do you want to cut? I'll satisfy you."

"Tell me, what are you going to do tonight?" Lu Liang continued to ask.

They were promoting the village as stars, but it was a bit too hasty to take action against them on the first night.

"Marry, marry someone in the afterlife. I'm afraid something bad will happen to you, so I'll let you sleep a little longer."

The villagers gave their explanation haltingly.

"What ghost marriage? Whose ghost marriage?"

Chu Lu remembered what the village chief mentioned at noon: the death of the Zhang family and the wedding of the Wang family’s daughter. Both the wedding and the funeral were on the same day?

"It belongs to Zhang Yaoer and Wang Yatou."

"In the morning, we will worship heaven and earth and pay tribute to our ancestors. At midnight, the ghost marriage ceremony will be held. That girl from the Wang family was a member of the Zhang family in life, and she will become a ghost of the Zhang family after death. Hahahaha..."

Another villager became more and more excited as he spoke.

Chu Lu slapped him hard with the kitchen knife.

"Calm down, calm down. I can see your stomach. Disgusting."

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